I have returned triumphantly...for the win.
How did you get back here. I thought that prison I threw you in was escape proof.
Sorry my daughter not the case.
Nothing is escape proof for us half-orcs your mom should have told you I am great at escaping many things.
I'm a chaotic good rogue/barb that charges into a room full of skeletons with a greatsword and 15 AC. :D
Crimson Jester wrote: Fail. Ahh, don't worry. You'll do better next time. Unless you are trying to win this thread, in which case...yeah, you fail.
Foils? I fight with *real* swords. That is why I am winning.
Who needs swords when you have 10d6 Shocking Grasp spells?
Possibly someone who can't cast spells.
"Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Radvan"
Radvan wrote: "Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Radvan" Poor little horny bugger, it must be awful to have such a stuttering problem, and losing to!
I didn't know you had a stuttering problem,DJ-Bogie!
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Teleports in for the win.
Smacks Charles upon his head knocking him out for the win.
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Sorry, didn't get through the extra padding in my cowl. Still winning.
Gets them every time.
Can't we all just get along and get back to acknowledging how much I win?
I mean I have an entire thread devoted to this subject.
Actually,because I'm winning,it's my thread.
"Possession is 9 tenths of the law" therefore I am winning.
The other tenth is "you lose".
DJ-Bogie wrote: "Possession is 9 tenths of the law" therefore gran rey de los mono is winning.
The other tenth is "gran rey de los mono still wins".
FIFY
Nope I am winning yet again.
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Quack quack. Quack?
*tappy tappy tap*
What the hell is up with the tap dancing duck?!?!!
Wait a sec ...
I could make a fortune taking that duck on an international tour ...
C'mere little duck. <tosses out some bread crumbs>
zylphryx wrote: What the hell is up with the tap dancing duck?!?!!
Wait a sec ...
I could make a fortune taking that duck on an international tour ...
C'mere little duck. <tosses out some bread crumbs>
Good Idea,,, in fact I have a singing frog I will sell you.
QUACK!!!
*tappy tappy tap*
DJ-Bogie wrote: zylphryx wrote: What the hell is up with the tap dancing duck?!?!!
Wait a sec ...
I could make a fortune taking that duck on an international tour ...
C'mere little duck. <tosses out some bread crumbs> Good Idea,,, in fact I have a singing frog I will sell you. Oooo! A DUO! Get me that duck and I you got a deal!
Omnomnomnomnom Duck.
I ken haz cheezburger? Err, I meen winningness?
Quack quack quack quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
*Rolls successful Handle Animal check*
Now both this thread and that duck are mine.
*sleight of hand* I win, and I've got your nose!
Magnu123 wrote: *sleight of hand* I win, and I've got your nose! Keep his nose, I have the win!
grabs duck by the neck breaks neck and looks around.
"Peking Duck anyone?"
Oh and I win.
Quack quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
Meet my minion, necro-duck. I win with the carrion canard, the post-mortem pheasant, the lich of leftovers. Muhahaha!
Magnu123 wrote: *sleight of hand* I win, and I've got your nose! Voldemort kills you for making fun of him and I win.
KaeYoss is banned for say the name of "he who must not be named". You know what happens when you say Voldemort... oh crap, now I said it.
Bogie looks around,,,,,WHEW! OK nothing hap
DJ-Bogie wrote: KaeYoss is banned for say the name of "he who must not be named". This isn't the thread where we ban people, DJ-Bogie. This is the thread where I win.
I'm afraid I must disagree, this is the thread where I win. Or perhaps where you don't. I always get those two confused. Wait a minute, where am I?
You are kneeeling before me in defeat as I have won.
Bans don't apply to me.
Gruumash . wrote: You are kneeeling before me in defeat as I have won. I'm kneeing you to illustrate your defeat.
I banned someone in the wrong thread? Impossible! Voldemort made me do it. He also said that I could win.
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