Last one to post wins

[Gruumash .]

I have returned triumphantly...for the win.

[Crimson Jester]

ohh so close.

[Gruumash .]

Yup so close I win.

[Captain Spalding]

How did you get back here. I thought that prison I threw you in was escape proof.

[Gruumash .]

Sorry my daughter not the case.

Nothing is escape proof for us half-orcs your mom should have told you I am great at escaping many things.

[Radvan]

I'm Radvan!

[sphar]

I'm a chaotic good rogue/barb that charges into a room full of skeletons with a greatsword and 15 AC. :D

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR, I be a Pirate!

[Crimson Jester]

Fail.

[DJ-Bogie]

Eye be me!

[gran rey de los mono]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Fail.

Ahh, don't worry. You'll do better next time. Unless you are trying to win this thread, in which case...yeah, you fail.

[PirateDevon]

ME? Winning? Yay!

[Crimson Jester]

Nope... foiled again.

[PirateDevon]

Foils? I fight with *real* swords. That is why I am winning.

[sphar]

Who needs swords when you have 10d6 Shocking Grasp spells?

[gran rey de los mono]

Possibly someone who can't cast spells.

[Radvan]

"Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Radvan"

[DJ-Bogie]

Radvan wrote:

"Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Radvan"

Poor little horny bugger, it must be awful to have such a stuttering problem, and losing to!

[sphar]

I didn't know you had a stuttering problem,DJ-Bogie!

[Charles Scholz]

Teleports in for the win.

[Gruumash .]

Smacks Charles upon his head knocking him out for the win.

[Charles Scholz]

Sorry, didn't get through the extra padding in my cowl. Still winning.
Gets them every time.

[Last One to Post]

Can't we all just get along and get back to acknowledging how much I win?

I mean I have an entire thread devoted to this subject.

[sphar]

Actually,because I'm winning,it's my thread.

[DJ-Bogie]

"Possession is 9 tenths of the law" therefore I am winning.

The other tenth is "you lose".

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie wrote:

"Possession is 9 tenths of the law" therefore gran rey de los mono is winning.

The other tenth is "gran rey de los mono still wins".

FIFY

[Gruumash .]

Nope I am winning yet again.

[Charles Scholz]

WRONG. Again.

[Adequate Duck]

Quack quack. Quack?

*tappy tappy tap*

[zylphryx]

What the hell is up with the tap dancing duck?!?!!

Wait a sec ...

I could make a fortune taking that duck on an international tour ...

C'mere little duck. <tosses out some bread crumbs>

[DJ-Bogie]

zylphryx wrote:

What the hell is up with the tap dancing duck?!?!!

Wait a sec ...

I could make a fortune taking that duck on an international tour ...
C'mere little duck. <tosses out some bread crumbs>

Good Idea,,, in fact I have a singing frog I will sell you.

[Adequate Duck]

QUACK!!!

*tappy tappy tap*

[zylphryx]

DJ-Bogie wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

What the hell is up with the tap dancing duck?!?!!

Wait a sec ...

I could make a fortune taking that duck on an international tour ...
C'mere little duck. <tosses out some bread crumbs>

Good Idea,,, in fact I have a singing frog I will sell you.

Oooo! A DUO! Get me that duck and I you got a deal!

[Adequate Duck]

Quack?

*tappy tappy tap*

[Nakteo]

Omnomnomnomnom Duck.

I ken haz cheezburger? Err, I meen winningness?

[Adequate Duck]

Quack quack quack quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

[sphar]

*Rolls successful Handle Animal check*

Now both this thread and that duck are mine.

[Magnu123]

*sleight of hand* I win, and I've got your nose!

[DJ-Bogie]

Magnu123 wrote:

*sleight of hand* I win, and I've got your nose!

Keep his nose, I have the win!

[Adequate Duck]

Quack?

*tappy tappy tap*

[Gruumash .]

grabs duck by the neck breaks neck and looks around.

"Peking Duck anyone?"

Oh and I win.

[Adequate Duck]

Quack quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

[Magnu123]

Meet my minion, necro-duck. I win with the carrion canard, the post-mortem pheasant, the lich of leftovers. Muhahaha!

[KaeYoss]

Magnu123 wrote:

*sleight of hand* I win, and I've got your nose!

Voldemort kills you for making fun of him and I win.

[DJ-Bogie]

KaeYoss is banned for say the name of "he who must not be named". You know what happens when you say Voldemort... oh crap, now I said it.

Bogie looks around,,,,,WHEW! OK nothing hap

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie wrote:

KaeYoss is banned for say the name of "he who must not be named".

This isn't the thread where we ban people, DJ-Bogie. This is the thread where I win.

[Nakteo]

I'm afraid I must disagree, this is the thread where I win. Or perhaps where you don't. I always get those two confused. Wait a minute, where am I?

[Gruumash .]

You are kneeeling before me in defeat as I have won.

[KaeYoss]

Bans don't apply to me.

Gruumash . wrote:

You are kneeeling before me in defeat as I have won.

I'm kneeing you to illustrate your defeat.

[DJ-Bogie]

I banned someone in the wrong thread? Impossible! Voldemort made me do it. He also said that I could win.