Probably the primary obstacle the lack of domesticated bears. After that would be the PR.
They would either be too shy or too aggressive.
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Indeed. A truly polar-izing decision.
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A bear probably can't be trained to respond to its handlers signals to detect drugs that aren't actually there.
Of course, now I have the image of a bear riding a tricycle with little red and blue lights, wearing mirrored sunglasses and a mountie hat . . . .
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Crime would run rampant in winter. I can just see the letters to the editor page, half whining about funding their upkeep during hibernation, half from PETA activists...
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Aaaand now we have a demographic we have to panda to. So much for koalaty law enforcement.
We need to wait for them to Awaken. Piasma make great police animals.
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The Constitution guarantees the right to bear arms, not to arm bears.
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Luckily, the Polish army had no such reservations.
Luckily, the Polish army had no such reservations.
That's because the Polish are awesome and too practical to turn down good help.
Stop panda-ing to the masses. Arming bears would be a grizzly mistake. A black mark in history, if you would. You might imagine a bear in uniform to be cute, but it is no kodiak moment. Brown-nosing bear lovers is a mistake!
EDIT: I was trying to complete the list, but the rest are even weaker than those above. And I'm not adding bears I've never heard of. "Spectacled" bears? Sloth bears? Atlas bears? Cinnamon bears? Glacier bears? Spirit bears? Golden bears? Blue bears? MacFarlane's bears? Bergman's bears? All nonsense!
I'm going to write a letter to the Daily Sun to complain!
Gobi-have yourself!
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this is great until I use pots of honey to buy off the force and secure my criminal empire
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'Pooh' was a half-ton grizzly bear, best drug sniffer we ever had. But this one time, we raided this paint factory for cocaine. He stepped into a pool of paint and we had to shave the fur off, after which he quit the force and wouldn't go outside.
He just couldn't bear bearing Behr-bared bear arms.
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this is great until I use pots of honey to buy off the force and secure my criminal empire
What a wretched hive of scum and villainy. That would just bee wrong.
