Greetings Paizoians! We have had an early and bountiful harvest this year*, and we have just received them after a good soak in a Hazu Fermentation pool. Very succulent and moist! And so the time has come to reserve your own tasty oodles of goblin noodles!
If you are attending PaizoCon 2014 and wish to revel engage your senses and broaden your palette with the delightful candied gray cells of Golarion's meanest minute menaces, simply list here a name which will be on your PaizoCon Badge.
This can be your real name or board alias, as long as you make sure you set that under on the E-Tickets page.) If known, include your day/time of arrival (Late Wednesday, Early Friday, etc.) Posting or private messaging your Room # when known will also increase speed (and likelihood) of delivery.
The first 50 PaizoCon attendees to post to this thread will be guaranteed a goblin brain.
Don't settle for less than the very best Golarion's Goblins have to offer! - their sinister, pyromaniacal minds!
Dibs!
"*: Please be assured all of our goblin brains are ethically sourced from local goblin tribes."
This is a damn lie.
Ooh ooh, pick me!
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43 Left!
Anti-culinary propaganda.
Our acquisition methods have met the Gold Scalpel criteria for the Monster Reformation Alliance's Component & Ingredient Cruelty-Free standards If you check with them I have been assured you will find our paperwork in order.
It wouldn't be a traditional Paizocon without some goblin brains. Yes, please.
Last year's version were quite delicious. I'd love some this year too.
"*: Please be assured all of our goblin brains are ethically sourced from local goblin tribes."
This is a damn lie.
But Comrade, our brains are so tasty because we do not allow them to be polluted by words or ... oh noes!!!!!
For woik of exquisite quality and consistent presence the Don would like to award ya this certificate. Keep up the good work, pal.
T'ony, R'occo, le's go, we got woik on the south side needin' doin'.
I've heard they are quite tender, having rarely been used.
Add me to the list, please.
43 Left!
Anti-culinary propaganda.Our acquisition methods have met the Gold Scalpel criteria for the Monster Reformation Alliance's Component & Ingredient Cruelty-Free standards If you check with them I have been assured you will find our paperwork in order.
[Sets the paperwork on fire]
I like me some Brains.
Real name: Nicholas Milasich
Thanks!
Brain me! Never had goblin brains before. Thanks!
Arriving Friday morning, name on badge will match alias name above.
I can haz brainz?
Arriving Friday morning, with that guy right above me.
One please.
Two please? If you're running low, I will share mine with Mrs. Watcher.
EDIT: No, no.. one is fine. I just re-read your post. You have far too many interested friends. I will share.
Arriving Thursday afternoon. My real name is Watcher.
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31 Left!
Thank you for the certificate TMFM! I'll have to have it framed.
I missed a year, but if you have this many left
Braaains! Pleaaase!
No idea what it is, but I'm in!
28 to go!
Me please! So yummy! No idea of my room but I'm sure I will see you around. :)
M
Half are gone!
Got one last year so, sure I'll like one this year.
Welcome aboard Kigvan!
21 Left (a couple by Private Message)!
BTW Zantumal = Joshua Robertson
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After last year my gaming group has dubbed me the Frying Pan Lady for obvious reasons. Actually my dash 2 in involved in Eyes of Ten. But what the heck last year dash 1 was the first character creation. Level 13 but where do I go from here? Moral of story: never fight a 9 hit pt character against a 54 die monster...Oh Lawdie
Oooh I would like one if there are any slots left!
so to previous.... ummm... eatters (is that a word?) what have i just volunteered to consume? (and don't tell me goblin brains please)
Do you have any food allergies?
If no - then you need not worry. It's not something disgusting. I was "concerned" last year with my first time getting one too. I do not know every ingredient contained. Nor will I divulge the major ingredient. If you do have food allergies, then you may want to PM Majuba. My wife does, and she forwent getting one last year and this year just to be on the safe side.
Just a baker's dozen of the scrumptious little wriggly gooey things left!
Oooh I would like one if there are any slots left!
Of course - I missed finding you last year with your Congratulations Brain!
Did I make it this year? Looks like it- yay! Arriving on Thursday, noon-ish.
Thanks!
Malcolm/mln84
Are any still available? If so, sign me up! This is the name on my badge.