Gobby's page

Dear KC,

Are you merely a kobold who cleaves, or a kobold who cleaves other kobolds? Or perhaps you are a cleaver of kobolds who maintains a clever guise of a kobold (even while in smurf form)? Your name seems a bit vague on this as it could go any of these ways.

Thank you very much for you time and consideration.

- Gobby, aspiring Goblin Cleaver

"*: Please be assured all of our goblin brains are ethically sourced from local goblin tribes."

This is a damn lie.

But Comrade, our brains are so tasty because we do not allow them to be polluted by words or ... oh noes!!!!!