Paizo Staff Encounter Matrix

[Terquem]

Perhaps this is a silly question, maybe I just haven’t looked had enough, but what I would like to know is, is there a single page, here, somewhere that lists the current Staff of Paizo, their Roles and Responsibilities (and if it were possible) the chance of encountering them “in their lair?” *

*Actually what I mean by this, sort of nonsensical comment, is that it would be sort of fun to know more about the staff, like what their favorite games are, where they like to vacation, how many dice they have, you know, that sort of stuff.

[Cheapy]

Yep, right here.

[Terquem]

Thanks!

[Anonymous Visitor 163 576]

I'll give a cookie to anyone who converts this into an encounter table, which is what I was hoping for from the thread title.

[Cthulhudrew]

lol! That's exactly what I was thinking, Anonymous Visitor!

[rknop]

That page must be a little bit out of date, because Owen doesn't show up on it.

[Steve Geddes]

What's the difference between an editor and an associate editor?

[Liz Courts]

Anonymous Visitor 163 576 wrote:

I'll give a cookie to anyone who converts this into an encounter table, which is what I was hoping for from the thread title.

Cthulhudrew wrote:

lol! That's exactly what I was thinking, Anonymous Visitor!

Make sure you make four tables: Upstairs, Downstairs, Tech, and Warehouse.

[Chris Lambertz]

Oops, Owen's been plugged into that page now :)

[TOZ]

Quick, erase all evidence of the error! Yes, including the witnesses!

[Gninjita]

TOZ wrote:

Quick, erase all evidence of the error! Yes, including the witnesses!

*calls The Cleaner*

[Rathendar]

A truly accurate table would also include other PaizoOffice hazards like the cave raptors...

[Liz Courts]

Rathendar wrote:

A truly accurate table would also include other PaizoOffice hazards like the cave raptors...

Cave raptors are not hazards. They have a 50% encounter chance in the Warehouse, 15% Downstairs, 20% Upstairs, and 5% Tech.

[Rathendar]

As a CR 1/2 Expert, i counterpoint that a Raptor is indeed Hazardous to myself.

[Terquem]

My question is this, are all project managers only encountered as Wandering Monsters, or do they actually have a lair, filled with charts and tables and stuff?

I'm looking at Jessica

[Jessica Price]

Terquem wrote:

My question is this, are all project managers only encountered as Wandering Monsters, or do they actually have a lair, filled with charts and tables and stuff?

I'm looking at Jessica

Hah.

I do have a lair, but I keep it on a different plane. Safer for everyone that way.

[Rathendar]

Terquem wrote:

My question is this, are all project managers only encountered as Wandering Monsters, or do they actually have a lair, filled with charts and tables and stuff?

I'm looking at Jessica

One does not simply...Walk...into a Project Manager's lair.

[Liz Courts]

Rathendar wrote:

Terquem wrote:

My question is this, are all project managers only encountered as Wandering Monsters, or do they actually have a lair, filled with charts and tables and stuff?

I'm looking at Jessica

One does not simply...Walk...into a Project Manager's lair.

Not without tea and chocolate.

Spoiler:

I MADE MY PLANESCAPE PORTAL KEY REFERENCE.

[Ezakim]

Triops
CR you will not challenge it
XP traumatic
CE Fine Abomination
Init set in motion long before your world solidified; Senses all-around vision, blindsight 60 ft., darkvision 60 ft., feartaste 5280 ft.; Perception +all things

Defense

AC beyond your touch
hp Lovecraft
Fort unchanging, Ref untouchable, Will undeniable
Immune your pleading; Resist your tears
Weaknesses FWS

Offense
Speed always behind you
Melee it is too late for you

Special Attacks existing

Statistics

Str eons-worth, Dex subtle and sudden, Con unchanged by eons, Int vast, Wis inscrutible, Cha terrifying
Base Atk inevitable; CMB invasive; CMD always out of reach
Feats countless, all of them pricking at your skin even now
Skills Perception +44, Stealth +44(+48 inside the corpses they use as fleshbodies to walk amongst you), Swim +44, Knowledge(engineering) +8

Ecology

Environment air ducts, your eyelids
Organization solitary, mated pair, millions swarming over your body
Treasure not worth the cost

Special Abilities

Existing (Su) It is too late for you.

[Cthulhudrew]

Liz Courts wrote:

Make sure you make four tables: Upstairs, Downstairs, Tech, and Warehouse.

No watercooler?

And are Brain Collectors random encounters in the Paizo offices?

[Judy Bauer]

Cthulhudrew wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Make sure you make four tables: Upstairs, Downstairs, Tech, and Warehouse.

No watercooler?

The watercooler is next to the editorial cube; our glaring and shushing discourages (ma)lingering, reducing the chance of a random encounter there to the normal hallway level.