Join the Horde, become a Barbarian!


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Ugh, there are far too many Lawful and Good cookie-cutter guilds out there right now. I know there are some Barbarians in sheep's clothing milling around, looking for a place to belong.

Throw off the guise and join the Stone Bear Clan, the only true home for Barbarians in PFO!

We are focused completely on the Barbarian Way, our unquenchable thirst for combat and our passion for drink and a legendary life.

The Stone Bear Clan is not beholden to anyone, person or Company.

If you enjoy PvP and want to get the most out of it, then we're the group for you. We've got over a decade of PvP experience with a variety of games including Shadowbane, one of the most iconic FFA PvP games to hit the market.

If you want to play it safe and boring, then be a sheep, but if you want challenge and excitement stop being a pansy and Become a Barbarian!

-------Join the Stone Bear Clan now!-------

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That reminds me, I found the perfect theme song. Again, in all seriousness have good luck recruiting!

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FMS SirZac wrote:
That reminds me, I found the perfect theme song. Again, in all seriousness have good luck recruiting!

Haha! Damn right!

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There are a number of Lawful Good settlements and organizations, but how many Lawful Evil settlements have you seen ;)

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Pax Deacon wrote:
There are a number of Lawful Good settlements and organizations, but how many Lawful Evil settlements have you seen ;)

Not many thank goodness, they're the worst! They have laws on how to make laws! Contingencies for contingencies! If they only learned to improv a little bit they might be able to reach the full potential of the evil they were meant to be. Ah well. You're still invited to our barn razing.

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Ravenlute wrote:
barn razing

I see what you did there :p

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Lord Zodd wrote:
Ravenlute wrote:
barn razing
I see what you did there :p

I was wondering if anyone would notice. ;)

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Bump for the Barbs!

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The Herald carefully aligns the stones of the magic circle and casts Summon Barbarian, the final words of the spell ending in a shout, "free booze!"

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Ravenlute SBC _Prophecy_ wrote:
The Herald carefully aligns the stones of the magic circle and casts Summon Barbarian, the final words of the spell ending in a shout, "free booze!"

That's a dangerous spell there. It could backfire in horrific ways if you didn't bring enough of the material component.

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Hark wrote:
Ravenlute SBC _Prophecy_ wrote:
The Herald carefully aligns the stones of the magic circle and casts Summon Barbarian, the final words of the spell ending in a shout, "free booze!"
That's a dangerous spell there. It could backfire in horrific ways if you didn't bring enough of the material component.

No worries, we scoured the lands for vegetables, fruits and berries and they all went into the grand fermentation pot, there's plenty to go around! Some rodents, insects and slugs may have slunk in there as well but hey, it's still good drinking!

Also, complimentary loincloths for everyone!

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Even then you still have a high pick up rate of "worthless drunks" and dwarves and the effectiveness of the spell varies by regions. Though it does happen to be super effective in regions with a Dwarven Berserker tradition.

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Hark wrote:
Even then you still have a high pick up rate of "worthless drunks" and dwarves and the effectiveness of the spell varies by regions. Though it does happen to be super effective in regions with a Dwarven Berserker tradition.

Dwarven Berserkers are glorious! We would be proud to take any of them who wish to join into our Clan. We've got a special keg of that gut busting stuff they like on standby.

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Bears, Berserkers and Booze, oh my!


So... there will be Fighting. Fighting. Drinking lots of beer. And fighting

Guild app submitted - limskmy

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limsk wrote:

So... there will be Fighting. Fighting. Drinking lots of beer. And fighting

Guild app submitted - limskmy

Haha, exactly! Welcome to the SBC limskmy.

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Excellent! Another rage brother joins the clan :)

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Hey! What will YOU do when the raging Horde descends upon you?

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Ale and wenches! Ale and wenches!


That's how you know you're in a barbarian clan.

Drinking and raiding is actively encouraged. Nay, mandatory!

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Which came first, the raid or the ale?

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Now that I know I will be playing a Barbarian, I have updated my avatar and name.

You too can become a Barbarian, I want more rage brothers and sisters :)

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More rage! MORE RAGE!

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Got Rage? Barbarian is where it's at, why aren't you here?

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