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In my dreams I see Half-Orcs and Dwarves, raging together as berserkers-in-arms, warriors of the mighty Stone Bear Clan.
Make this dream a reality and Become a Barbarian!
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Zodd strides into the tavern clad only in a Loin cloth. Moving to stand at the bar he raises his hands and turning to address the other patrons he yells,
"It is Loin Cloth Wednesday! I will buy a round for anyone that dares to join me!"
OOC: It is still Wednesday for another hour where I live. I just remembered that I wanted Loin cloth Wednesday to be a thing and so it shall be.
Be Legendary!
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We are looking for a creature that scares villagers more than we do. When we find this monster we will slay it, mount it's head above our gate and devour the flesh from it's bones. While drinking. And singing. About drinking and slaying. The festivities that night will be so EPIC in scope that we will not remember any of it and will have to ask the gnome hanging upside down from a rafter what the hell had happened.
If this sounds like fun to you, then you're just the type we're looking for.
Become a Barbarian, join Stone Bear Clan. Be Legendary.
We are looking for a creature that scares villagers more than we do. When we find this monster we will slay it, mount it's head above our gate and devour the flesh from it's bones. While drinking. And singing. About drinking and slaying. The festivities that night will be so EPIC in scope that we will not remember any of it and will have to ask the gnome hanging upside down from a rafter what the hell had happened.
If this sounds like fun to you, then you're just the type we're looking for.
I swear, if I wasn't already very spoken for, this would sell me in a heartbeat.
@KC
So selling your soul does actually carry some weight eh?
You can be in up to three companies, friend. Settlement doesn't apply. So me for instance, I could join UNC, PAX, and TEO all at once :D
1. Mooncalves
2. Mammoth Knights3. Chaotic Neutrals
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I swear, if I wasn't already very spoken for, this would sell me in a heartbeat.We are looking for a creature that scares villagers more than we do. When we find this monster we will slay it, mount it's head above our gate and devour the flesh from it's bones. While drinking. And singing. About drinking and slaying. The festivities that night will be so EPIC in scope that we will not remember any of it and will have to ask the gnome hanging upside down from a rafter what the hell had happened.
If this sounds like fun to you, then you're just the type we're looking for.
We fully intend to make this a reality. Creating Legendary tales is what we're all about!
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For those of you that watch Game of Thrones, think of the Stone Bear Clan as a mix between the Dothraki and the Wildlings.
If role playing a character such as that doesn't sound like a great time to you, then you have nothing, but mush between your ears :p
Join our family. We live as brothers and sisters, and trust me, you want me as your brother.
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Join the Stone Bear Clan, the company that has brought you the tradition of Loin Cloth Wednesdays.
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If you join the Stone Bear Clan, I probably won't crush your head Mountain style.
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We are looking for a creature that scares villagers more than we do. When we find this monster we will slay it, mount it's head above our gate and devour the flesh from it's bones. While drinking. And singing. About drinking and slaying. The festivities that night will be so EPIC in scope that we will not remember any of it and will have to ask the gnome hanging upside down from a rafter what the hell had happened.
If this sounds like fun to you, then you're just the type we're looking for.
Become a Barbarian, join Stone Bear Clan. Be Legendary.
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QFTWe are looking for a creature that scares villagers more than we do. When we find this monster we will slay it, mount it's head above our gate and devour the flesh from it's bones. While drinking. And singing. About drinking and slaying. The festivities that night will be so EPIC in scope that we will not remember any of it and will have to ask the gnome hanging upside down from a rafter what the hell had happened.
If this sounds like fun to you, then you're just the type we're looking for.
Become a Barbarian, join Stone Bear Clan. Be Legendary.
Yeah, what he said.
Name: Stone Bear Clan
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Patron Deity: Gorum
Motto: Be Legendary
Values: Strength, Bravery, Cunning
Favorite Drink: Anything with a kick
Website: http://stonebearclan.guildlaunch.com/------------------------
There is a great void in the landscape of the River Kingdoms that we wish to fill. The land of the free is being overrun by the Laws of military men and profiteers. It is time to take what is rightfully ours. We are beholden to none. We choose our own path. We are the Stone Bear Clan.
We are a barbarian themed Company of chaotic nature. Ruled by the strongest, our motives are ever changing. If you want to be part of a group where your actions really matter, we're what you've been looking for.
The Stone Bear Clan follows a Chief who is always the strongest among us. Any warrior of the Clan may challenge the Chief for leadership by Trial of Combat. The winner is the Chief from that point forward until they are defeated in a future Trial. (More in-depth details will be given at our site.)
Every warrior has a voice and they are expected to use it. Ignorance will not be tolerated. The ability to shape this land is ours, we must simply let the world know.
Great acts of bravery and magnificent deeds will be proclaimed and sung from every hill and mountain of the River Kingdoms and beyond. Seek out adventure and bring glory to your name!
Join us and create your own Legend!
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There has been public discussion on the fact that there seems to be a lack of Chaotic presence. I have taken up that challenge to form the Stone Bear Clan, a purely Chaotic Company with a barbarian theme to it. That does not mean you must have the Barbarian Role (Class) to join, only that you are prepared to embrace the violent, passionate, work hard, play hard lifestyle it entails.
We encourage any and all people of...
Aye Stone Bear Clan, Good to see more northern boots in the soft warm southern soil. I hear you have become soft joining a Southern clan. Say our clans meet and we fire up our bellies with wild spirits as we speak confederacy between our clans.
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Well met! These southerners make good moonshine and the supply of fly agaric is great around here. If you're looking to 'zerk together with us, or want to discuss other things, Ravenlute's your Barbarian. Send him a private message or drop us a line on our own forums!
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Zodd wonders how Ravenlute's scouting mission into the Ravenlute's scouting mission into the Ozems Vigil was going.
The Stone Bear Clan was lucky to have the elf in their midst.
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Are you a former farm boy/servant/shepherd etc., who've had your family killed?
And now, through a process of self-realization and Rocky-esque training montages, are you on your way to becoming the hero of prophecy that these lands have long awaited?
Are you on a quest for an ancient and mystical sword/amulet/ring/rolling pin of awesome power, the only means through which you stand a chance of defeating your nemesis, saving your beloved, fulfilling your destiny and claiming the kingdom as your own?
Well that's a funny coincidence because we are all of us too! More or less. Maybe less. Yeah, it's mostly true except that all of the details and most of the general gist of it is completely different.
Anyway, the point is that we are legendary. Or aspire to be. Seriously, it's in our motto. Look it up!
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SBC is now a group of homeless barbarians. I am glad that a lot of folks are wanting to help us find a new home. I for one am not in any hurry to join a new settlement, now that the Land Rush is over. We need to make sure that any new home is a great fit for us, and has leadership that is worthy of our respect and trust. Also a home that is alright with housing a bunch of rage fueled bringers of death.
I have come to realize that I need to take a break from PFO related things for a week or two to cleanse the palate. Summer is in full swing here in Seattle, so I am going to enjoy some nature.
Getting a post deleted by a forum moderator is a good indicator that I shouldn't be on these forums right now. Especially after a few ales haha.
So please direct any SBC related business to Ravenlute.
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Man, enjoy the nature. North Bend and the hills and mountains thereof look really well.
That aside, TVC could enjoy the capabilities of some unaligned barbarians. Of course, you have to be ready for some bloody slaughter, guerrilla warfare, and defense of geographic lands...
Payment as desired, of course.
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Walking through the market of Talonguard at dawn, the elf enters the auction house. He clutches an assortment of small bags in his left hand and something indiscernible in his right. Upon seeing a man behind a counter he gives a shout.
"Hey! You open yet? I've got loots to dispense."
"Of course sir," the man replies. "Let's see what you have."
The elf promptly drops the small bags on the counter. "You wouldn't believe it, as I entered the town I saw a bunch of goblins running around with these bags of stolen goods! So, being the generous person I am, I killed them all for you.
The man looks a bit startled and says, "if these bags contain stolen property, why didn't you take them to the authorities?"
"What? No, they were stolen goods but after I killed the goblins they became my property. See? You don't have a problem with that do you? I was told you sell anything."
"Well, yes," the man replies, tugging on his ear a bit.
"Good," exclaims the elf, "because as I was collecting their bags I accidentally ripped off one of their faces and I want to sell it too." He dramatically reveals the goblin face held in his right hand and plops it on the counter.
Horrified, the man shies back from the grisly sight, staring at the hollow points of darkness where the eyes used to be. Then he squints and leans forward quickly. Gingerly reaching out with a finger he pokes the goblin face a few times and then grabs it in both hands and pulls on it.
"This is a mask," he says with a sigh of relief.
The elf raises an eyebrow. "It is?" A moment of silence follows and then he continues, "awkward."
The man's face slowly shifts once again from relief to horror as a new realization dawns on him.
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Stone Bear Clan wishes everyone a Happy Halloween!
Boy, that took me a moment.
