Voters' Incessant Ramble

[IcedMik]

mamaursula wrote:

IcedMik wrote:

Hngh just saw my own item and the homonym typo I made oh god bottom tier kill me now.

It's okay, I voted for it because it didn't involve consuming body parts.

Hah. I wish I could say that's mine, but I've counted at least 6 others that have homonym errors.

[Monica Marlowe]

Garrett Guillotte wrote:

Mike Welham wrote:

Amy Gillespie wrote:

Return of the Filigree!

Coming soon to a theater near you!

Campbell's is working on a filigree soup as a marketing tie-in.

It's Wonderous!

!!!

Garrett wins the internets everyone, pack it up and GO HOME!

[Garrett Guillotte]

mamaursula wrote:

Garrett wins the internets everyone, pack it up and GO HOME!

Does this mean I win a contract to make a bad photoshop for Paizo?

[Mr. Whatever]

Class Feature in a can/shirt

[Jeff Lee]

Another new torc. Drink!

[Zerri]

Jeff Lee wrote:

Another new torc. Drink!

Makes me want to submit a Spork Torc of Twerking for next year.

[IcedMik]

Zerri wrote:

Jeff Lee wrote:

Another new torc. Drink!

Makes me want to submit a Spork Torc of Twerking for next year.

Orc's Torc of Twerk Torque.

[Zerri]

IcedMik wrote:

Zerri wrote:

Jeff Lee wrote:

Another new torc. Drink!

Makes me want to submit a Spork Torc of Twerking for next year.

Orc's Torc of Twerk Torque.

Even better!

[Feros]

mamaursula wrote:

Feros wrote:

And YES! Marathon! :D

Show off.

;D

[R D Ramsey]

Wow, there really is more than one theme song item.

[JollyRoger]

Mike Welham wrote:

"Barbarian Bob's Boonful Item" again. :(

(I am changing the name to protect the innocent[?])

Saw that one. Painful.

On a good note, I found another item that will let me turn Pinochio into a real boy!

[Feros]

JollyRoger wrote:

Mike Welham wrote:

"Barbarian Bob's Boonful Item" again. :(

(I am changing the name to protect the innocent[?])

Saw that one. Painful.

On a good note, I found another item that will let me turn Pinochio into a real boy!

Really?I found one that would turn a real boy into Pinocchio.

[Keldan Marr]

I gotta say I am proud to be a part of all this friendly banter...

[frank gori]

Feros wrote:

JollyRoger wrote:

Mike Welham wrote:

"Barbarian Bob's Boonful Item" again. :(

(I am changing the name to protect the innocent[?])

Saw that one. Painful.

On a good note, I found another item that will let me turn Pinochio into a real boy!

Really?I found one that would turn a real boy into Pinocchio.

I've seen both...

[Jester David]

IcedMik wrote:

Hngh just saw my own item and the homonym typo I made oh god bottom tier kill me now.

*pats back*

It will be okay. Their their.

[Monica Marlowe]

Garrett Guillotte wrote:

mamaursula wrote:

Garrett wins the internets everyone, pack it up and GO HOME!

Does this mean I win a contract to make a bad photoshop for Paizo?

I can't make any promises.

[Monica Marlowe]

Which one's better, the chicken or the egg? The egg in this case.

[Whiskey Jack]

Finally saw my own item. I feel like I can rest now... will try to come back to vote more later.

[Jester David]

So it's a spell in a can... that you drink to activate.

...

I think there's a slight problem with your entry.

[The Bluffing Buff]

I've managed to find nine items so far for my keep pile. :)

[James Risner]

I've yet to find one in keep pile ;-(

Well, if I exclude the "broken to the max" items.

[The Bluffing Buff]

They're out there. You just need to keep looking. :)

[Eric Morton]

Twenty new pages in this thread since just this morning? O.O

Guess I won't be reading every single post after all.

[Zi'on Darkbane]

This thread must be setting some record somewhere...

[cwslyclgh]

Eric Morton wrote:

Twenty new pages in this thread since just this morning? O.O

Guess I won't be reading every single post after all.

You're gonna miss out Meepster...

[Ariax]

Finally saw 500 unique items.

It's hard to believe there could still be hundreds more that I haven't seen at all.

And I'm still not as much in love with this year's best as I was last year...so far. Though I do have a few favorites.

[Zi'on Darkbane]

Remember the cartoons that have little birds fly around the characters head when they get bonked?

[Ariax]

Zi'on Darkbane wrote:

Remember the cartoons that have little birds fly around the characters head when they get bonked?

If you're alluding to an item, that one's one of my favorites so far. :)

[Zi'on Darkbane]

I thought they stopped making Easy Bake Ovens (TM)? You know the ones with the light bulb? I guess not...

[Eric Hindley]

Hey look, dedicated. My eyes hurt, I think Imma take a break...

[frank gori]

Ah you found disney

[Zi'on Darkbane]

Wisps, wisps, wisps, wisps... Just sing it...!

[Zi'on Darkbane]

Real-life Monster-In-A-Can! Or at least as much as could fit... Might need a bigger can next time...

[Aaron Miller 335]

Treppa wrote:

This item's name makes it sound like it would chafe. A lot. Where you wouldn't want to chafe.

Thanks I'm sure it was mine, never looked at the name that way.

[cwslyclgh]

I have found my self in a sucking mire of 6-8 repeating bad items for the last 40 minutes or so.... am hoping to be able to keep my head above water until I am through it...

[Zi'on Darkbane]

I told this joke once and they just died laughing... But then again maybe it wasn't the joke at all... Hmmmmmm..............

[James Risner]

Ariax wrote:

Finally saw 500 unique items.

Wow, I've voted far more than you and i am sure I'm under 200 unique items.

The last 6 hours has been "compare one item I've seen to another" with no new items.

[Zi'on Darkbane]

Hit the "Both" button and got the same two items back again. What kind of sick freaks work at Paizo...???

[Ariax]

James Risner wrote:

Ariax wrote:

Finally saw 500 unique items.

Wow, I've voted far more than you and i am sure I'm under 200 unique items.

The last 6 hours has been "compare one item I've seen to another" with no new items.

You might have seen more than you realize. This year I'm taking it slower and keeping a list of every item (and giving them scores from 1-7). Also saving favorites to a file. (Wish I'd done that last year!)

Anyway, I'd bet you've probably seen more than 500 unique items, even if it feels otherwise.

[thunderspirit]

Zi'on Darkbane wrote:

Hit the "Both" button and got the same two items back again. What kind of sick freaks work at Paizo...???

I've been fortunate enough to meet most of them, and let me tell you — the very best sick freaks.

[Zi'on Darkbane]

Two heads are always better than one...

[Jeff Lee]

Eric Morton wrote:

Twenty new pages in this thread since just this morning? O.O

Guess I won't be reading every single post after all.

That's a very unFAWTLy attitude, Eric.

Besides, you don't have to read, just skim.

[Allana Sliwinski]

There have been a few quality items that I'll be using in my games in the future. :)

[Zi'on Darkbane]

thunderspirit wrote:

Zi'on Darkbane wrote:

Hit the "Both" button and got the same two items back again. What kind of sick freaks work at Paizo...???

I've been fortunate enough to meet most of them, and let me tell you — the very best sick freaks.

Well I should hope so...!

Everyone claims to be a sick freak these days, but it's so hard to find sick freaks truly deserving of title.

Don't know what this fantasy world I live in is coming to anymore...!

[Zi'on Darkbane]

150 or so words.... Gotta burn this into my head for next year...

[Ariax]

WHY do authors feel the need to build in drawbacks when all the item does is help you breathe? ...or dig?

[cwslyclgh]

WOOO-WHOOO two new items in a row....

[Matt Morris]

If you are using "additionally," "also," and "finally" as transition words in your description, you are probably designing a SAK.

[Pamela Elizabeth]

Are intelligent items allowed?

[Jelloarm]

Hey! I found my item! I didn't get DQed!*

*Not that I thought I would get DQed. But you know - paranoia.