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Whoa! That designer definitely digs alliteration!
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Yes, I would like to spend 1,850,000 gp, do you have anything worth that much............
Well as I am falling asleep at the keyboard, time for bed, see you all later.
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Covent wrote: I just voted for an Item that comes directly from Hitchhiker's guide, because the other one was worse....
I feel Dirty.
I know that feels.
Even if it's not trademarked, naming your item after something you buy off a late-night infomercial is probably a bad idea... But at least it's semi-coherent. *sigh*
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Actually I'm letting my naysaying get a hold of me. I've seen some truly wonderful items and I am always so happy to upvote them.
gloves of ... thief versus gloves of .... thief
Hmm, spell in a can vs. filigreed overprice spell in a can.
Covent wrote: I just voted for an Item that comes directly from Hitchhiker's guide, because the other one was worse....
I feel Dirty.
I thought I recignized that name. You are not alone.
The unfortunate copy/paste item - preview is your friend.
man this isn't fair... I'm still waiting for mine to pop up and everyone else keeps saying they saw theirs...
Turtles??? Lot's of turtles this year
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Crusader of Good wrote: man this isn't fair... I'm still waiting for mine to pop up and everyone else keeps saying they saw theirs... Aww cheer up mate, I had already earned my Dedicated Voter tag when I saw mine last year. You'll find it.
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Maurice de Mare wrote: Turtles??? Lot's of turtles this year I like turtles.
OK, you know how to hyperlink, I get it
Spell in a bowl. Too bad. I like bowls.
Jacob Trier wrote: Covent wrote: I just voted for an Item that comes directly from Hitchhiker's guide, because the other one was worse....
I feel Dirty. I thought I recignized that name. You are not alone. And there it is again, opposite the "Let-me-guard-you-while-you-sleep-and-make-sure-you-can-instantly-equip-all -your-gear" mother of all camping items.
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I blame Anthony for the increase in buttefly related items -> meme starter ;>
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RainyDayNinja wrote: I would have to use this item every night for over 12 years before it was cheaper than just buying the mundane item it's supposed to replace. Maybe you are an elf and think whats 12 years. ;)
Another spell in a bowl.
Wait, if I cut one i can have another? Nice.
(How many votes are needed to get a title?)
Wondrous item that requires other specific wondrous item to function? No, bad item. Bad. No vote for you.
Item that is almost exactly the same as mine ;_;
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Bardess wrote: Another spell in a bowl.
Wait, if I cut one i can have another? Nice.
(How many votes are needed to get a title?)
Just like we did last year, we'll be awarding people who vote 100, 500, 1000, or 5000 times with custom message board titles (Star Voter, Dedicated Voter, Marathon Voter, Champion Voter) as our thanks for participating in the voting process.
Strongbox again. Where's my item?
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Seeing quite a few mythic items.
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Since when did character levels become a measure of time? Talk about a metagaming item.
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Hint to contestants. Think about the verb associated with your item. You want something that evokes excitement and action.
If I associate your item with the verbs: "Nap, sleep, rest or resting-my-eyes-for-a-bit" then you haven't made an exciting item.
Additionally if I associate your item with the verbs: "Vomit, heave, ralph, barf or hurl" then you haven't made a great item, you've made me nauseous.
Verbs, they're what you're doing.
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Oh a reusable version of [ITEM], that seems pretty co YOU WANT HOW MUCH?!?!
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My sanity is grateful that there are actually a fair portion of pretty decent items out there. Lots of "good enough for a book of magic items" and even a couple of Top 32 contenders already.
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I'm pretty sure I saw this item last year.
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If your item didn't win the Top 32 last year...
DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote: Orthos wrote: Direct ripoff of 3.5 item. Unless I see similar phrasing, I'd give it the benefit of the doubt. This game has a long history and people can't be familiar with every item since 3.5. It was a camping item to boot so I would have downvoted it anyway.
An item that is exactly the same as a CRB item... But is more expensive.
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I've yet to see another item similar in form or function to mine, which causes me to be either all "I am a unique snowflake of design prowess!" or alternatively "oh my gawd I did something wrong why is everyone else sticking together over there...". Too much coffee probably.
Wow, I want to dance with blue suede shoes.
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So far I haven't seen any items this year that does what my item does, and that gives me heart.
Hmm...an item that makes your Xxxx/Xxxx multiclass character that much more optimized. Yes, that'll win for sure.
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Oh and to make everyone feel a little better, remember: you don't have to get the number 1 item, just get into the top 32. That's
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Chances of advancing to the next round :3 good luck everyone!
So... How much for a tree of...? No no no.
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Cool idea, unfortunate execution. It was so close to being cool too.
Ok, but does this do something useful?
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Eat something you licked? Yuck.
A cursed item with a loooong onset that can be reset by simply laying the item down and picking it up again? Seems legit.
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I have found my nemesis item, the item that shall be down-voted again and again.
Nice. "May I introduce you to... Just a sec... Countess Erzegovina Medallion Extradelamuress?"
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