*has finally digested the cheese troll, as uncomfortable as it has been* Ahhhhh...
*burps*
"Oh good now cheese thing gone. Me not confused anymore."
"Where are leader go?" he looks around frantically for Alissa.
HELLO!!! I LIKE CHEESE!!! AREN'T YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME!!!!!!
No more orc ranger? Who's gonna search for traps now?
"Nasty?"
"WHERE DID ALISSA GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He starts to go into a Barbarian rage. Looking around the room he looks for a door or something he can destroy as well as looking for his leader. Much like a 3 year old losing their blankee except this is like a 265 lb linebacker roided out ready to do some serious destruction.
What I can use right now is one large dragon foot to punt this cheese guardian across this dungeon.
Before she left, Alissa told me to tell you something Nasty.
AND HE'S BACK!!!!
AS LONG AS DELICIOUSNESS EXISTS I SHALL BE HERE FOR I AM BLESSED BY TILL-A-MUUK GOD OF CHEESE!!!!
"Yeah, yeah. Don't get your panties in a bunch, cheesy."
Schism what talents do you bring to our intrepid group of explorers?
I am an assassin.
Digs into his ear...
Not even a spade of colossal excavation could remove all this confounded build-up.
Nasty's tongue lashes out and grabs hold of the squirming fish and then it is swallowed whole.
He gives a quizzical look to Schism.
"Who you and why you say Heel? You take my leader away? How you know she say those things? Me think you bad person and take my leader away. I smash you now unless you tell me where Alissa go."
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The sounds of hissing steam and bubbling water echo in this vast(100'x 100') black cave. It's dimly lit by patches of glowing fungi on the chamber walls. The air reeks with the odor of rotten meat.
A waterfall of thick black liquid falls over a ledge on the north wall. It splashes into a dark stream that winds around the chamber and ends in a small pool. Wisps of vapor rise from the bubbling stream. Rivulets lead from the stream to an open grave centered in the chamber. It looks like there is writing engraved on the black tombstone.
AMS:I understand, what with the troll and the Alissa/Schism transformation. So here is a recap of the room you are all in
What Language?
I speak 10 common languages and 4 dead ones.
Nasty, Alissa says if you don't behave, she will pound you into pudding when she gets back.
"Hmm, you talk like Alissa but don't look like her. Am I supposed to do what you say now? You take over as leader?"
Nasty, I do not talk like Alissa. I am just repeating her words.
Nesod, the leadership roll is all your's, until Alissa gets back.
*Looks at the tomestone.*
*whispers* it say cheddar-till-a-muuk-cheez
Are there other exits?
MISS ME!!!!!!!?????????????
I spray some Febreeze to cover the meat-stench.
MEAT N CHEESE!!!
ok
"How can you talk to Alissa? When will our leader be back?"
Looking at Nesod then back to Schism.
"Can you be our leader until she comes back?"
Just to let you know, I'll be leaving Vegas Wednesday or Thursday for a wedding in Chicago. Cake, gifts, and dragons, who could ask for more.
Now back to character.
Just to let you know, I'll be leaving Vegas Wednesday or Thursday for a wedding in Chicago. Cake, gifts, and dragons, who could ask for more.
Now back to character.
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AMS: No problem, have a great time in chicago and have a dog at "Hot Dougs" if you can.
Schism: The passageway goes for 40' and ends in a 40' diameter cavern. In the middle of the cavern is a 10' pit surrounded by a wide ring of sticky granite that is slightly warm to the touch. The air over the pit ripples with heat.
Feels like home.
I look into the pit. What do I see?
"Do I smell rotting meat? YUMMIE !!" he rushes over to see what he can see in the pit.
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"Uh.... I'm interested in astronomy and he's a shocker lizard...so...Uranus Hertz. Yuri for short."
*Steps back from the pit.*