Time for the Tomb of Borrors!

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod: Well how nice to see you again

Jenny: It's not cannabalism to eat halflings, Hell I had one for breakfast this morning with sourdough toast

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

*edges away from Tolkien*

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

"Heck, halflings are not even the same Creature Type I am anymore."

[Ranger Alissa]

psst - wrong avatar.

[AM HEALER]

Who ever said cannibalism was bad, anyway? Prudes, that's who.

[The Nasty Orc]

"What Cannibalism mean?"

[JRR Tolkien]

(Can-uh-buh-liz-mmmmmmm)(Ork)v. They eat their own

[The Nasty Orc]

"Oh you mean like when I was young and Mommy told us the only food you will get for the next few weeks is what is in the crib with you? So I ate all the others who were in the crib with me. My Mommy was so proud of me. She said I was her favorite."

[JRR Tolkien]

Just so I don't forget, The hallway continues 20' at the end is a 40' x 40' circular room with a hallway leading off to the northeast.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"Nasty, that'd be like my dad saying I'm his favorite son. Anyhoo, we must press on! For Ward!"

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod: Forward it is then, as stated previously about 20' in front of you the passageway opens up into a 40' x 40' circular room with a passageway in the northeast.

[Ranger Alissa]

Checking Door For Traps: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Ready a Magic Missile if anything creepy looking pokes it's head out.

[AM SORCERER TOO]

I'm not a creepy thing and never point your finger at me.

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

I hide behind Nasty, and ready my wand of stinking cloud.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Don't worry, Sorceror. I'm not shooting at you until I multiclass to Arsecanist.

[JRR Tolkien]

Alissa: There is no door to check, so we will assume you are checking in front of you. You find no traps

All: The passageway in the northeast part of the cave continues down for 20' and opens into a 10' x 10' circular room. the eastern wall of this cavern has many deep cracks really almost crawl spaces permeating the wall.

[Ranger Alissa]

Jenny, search the cracks.

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

"Hmmmm, okay."

I try to loosen my form, and pour myself into the cracks. Do I find anything?

[JRR Tolkien]

Jenny: After pouring yourself into the cracks, you realize that these cracks are specifically made for a pudding/ooze creature. The cracks continue for 10' and end in a 120' circular room. The floor is composed of dark grey cloudlike clumps, and the clouds on the ceiling are black. The only door is on the east side of the room.

Just above the door, a shimmering image of a 10' long key hovers in the air. The key appears to be made of violet mist.

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

What was that poem again? And are there any more food oozes sludging around in here?

[JRR Tolkien]

JRR Tolkien wrote:

The message reads:[b]THREE KEYS FOR THE GOLD, TWO STRINGS TO BREAK THE CUBE, ONE CUBE TO TRAP THE MIST.

Jenny: Here ya go, So far no more food oozes, although by consuming them you prevented a very nasty surprise for the party

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

Ummmm... so, I need the cube. From the looks of it. I poke my head back out again. We got that at the violins, right? So, I poke my head out to the others.

"I think I can get us a key if you guys give me the cube."

[Ranger Alissa]

I don't think the cube will fit into the cracks unless you desolve it.
Have you tried to form yourself into a cube yet?

[JRR Tolkien]

JRR Tolkien wrote:

the eastern wall of this cavern has many deep cracks really almost crawl spaces permeating the wall.

Alissa: The cube will indeed fit as well as anyone who wanted to crawl through.

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

"Okay guys, come here."

I gloop into the room again.

[JRR Tolkien]

Jenny: Ok you gloop in easily, the others... not so much.

[Ranger Alissa]

*Grunt*

Bit of a tight squeeze. If I had my proper body, I would not be having this problem.

[JRR Tolkien]

Alissa: You manage to squeeze through landing on the soft spongy cloud-like substance.

[Ranger Alissa]

*Looks around.*

Can I reach the misty key?

[JRR Tolkien]

Alissa: You jump up in an attempt to grab the 10' long key, but alas your hand passes right through the image.

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Hey, anything magical in there?

[JRR Tolkien]

AMS: Why yes there is, The cloudlike floor, The walls, The door, The key, the cube. I'm sure there is some other stuff

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

Okay... We needed the cube here, so let's try it.

[JRR Tolkien]

Jenny: As you extend the cube out with your pseudopods, The image of the key begins to shrink and darken in color, the key image is swept into the cube as if drawn by a powerful suction;the cube dissapears, and you hold a 6" key made of violet crystal. The door in front of you opens

**EVERYONE IS NOW LEVEL 4**

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

"WOO HOO!!!"

I'll be taking the Craft Ooze feat, as I said. I thought about Acidic Sludge Torrent, but maybe that goes later.

[Ranger Alissa]

YAHOO! Now I can kill better.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

I feel a song coming on! I shalt learn my new spell of Turn Arrows to Acid Arrows on the morrow!

[AM SORCERER TOO]

I need to look at my class abilities again.

[JRR Tolkien]

Ok kids, Whenever you are ready, through the door is a 70' long hallway that leads to a golden door on the north wall.

There are no traps in the hallway or on the door

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"Ha! There are no traps!" I stride proudly forward...five feet. I stop. Pause. "Alissa should go first. Chivalry isn't dead."

[The Nasty Orc]

Is there a halitosis breath weapon feat?

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Yes, but it's Kobold only.

[The Nasty Orc]

I think I am part kobold too on my Dad's side.

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod: Always the gentleman

Nasty: I think the pestilence bloodline for sorceror has something like that.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

And I'm half drow. And half ogre. And half man.

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

Now, according to the crafting rules, if something costs nothing, it takes no time to craft. So, I start excreting sludge into my footsteps as I walk.

[Ranger Alissa]

Seriously Nesod. Such uncuth behavior.

[JRR Tolkien]

Jenny: I will take your word for it, I know next to nothing about crapping crafting

Alissa: Really did you expect anything else

[Ranger Alissa]

Is this the golden door from the circular room?
Ranger Sense: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14