*looks at the face too*
"...Nasty???"
"Last one up the stairs has to bathe Nasty!!"
Trap considers the multiple possible meanings of his statement and strides and springs up the stairs....
As he adds..."In front of everyone!"
Not it.
"Time out."
Examines secret door.....
disable device.
"Opening a door...might be the pantry!"
"Looks like we had a whole village of idiots living here for generations and no one found a simple thing like a door!"
Maybe they didn't have a rogue as good as you!
YIKES! That was close.
*Looks down into the pit.*
Hey, Alissa found another secret passage!
Contrary to headhunter beliefs, eating brains does not make one smarter
Awwwwwww...
Sorry, Wasn't feeling myself in the above post.
*Looks at the strange mechanism.*
TAK, I think this might be more suited to you.
Trap looks for interesting items....
"Whats going on? Sorry me got lost there a second with all the wonderful bodies to eat."
"I dont want a bath. Me no like bath time. Older siblings and Uncles always tried to see how long I could hold my breath for. It was not fun even when I held it for 3 minutes me counting they would try to keep me under. Then I would bite them to let me up. Did not always work sometimes I needed to bash them with my club then they would let me up."
Maybe Nasty and I get along so well because our upbringings were so similar.
The neighbor kid had the record: he held his breath for almost three minutes. Unfortunately for him, I held him under for five.
"I heard this game before! How do you make a dead orc baby float?.....take your foot off his neck."
Schism went 4 minutes under the water and no one had to hold me down, just bring me up.
"Who created this empty room????.....hold on levers! Those will surely do something!"
Heads to the levers....
"I once had a walking underwater barrel that a gnome built for me, it had levers, it got crushed by a kraken....found lots of good stuff though.....maybe this whole island moves!"
You just had to say that out loud, didn't you?
Good thing you stopped eating and joined us Nasty.
"Its a giant oven for cooking large meals....how does this work???"
Trap tries to figure out how to make one of these....
Disable device
That's a good deal for an easy bake oven....
Trap makes some notes....
"I wonder if angry face told them to eat their neighbors?"
TAK, do you think you could duplicate that in one of your toys.
If we can find the source of the dust, that is.
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You can figure it out...by sending 9.99 to this address
Hurry our supplies are limited, operators are standing by
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"Oh. Oh dear, I fear that my own supply of pecuniary wealth is rather limited...perhaps there is a short quest we could do on your behalf instead? Or perhaps the secret remains to be found in the Fabled Workshop of the Schwarzfey, which I still hope to find, as that sign assured me that it was somewhere on this side of the mountains (or possibly among them)!"
Why don't you just open up the face and take the powder that is left in there?
"Nope....I suspect similar to alchemist fire, contact with air makes it go boooom!!!"
"Plus this thing is old and dangerous... "
Well, dodging traps is your specialty.