"Oh dear."
"How can we feed both Nasty and the Otug?"
Nasty eats anything that was moving while Oty eats things that were stationary.
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I've never seen Nasty turn down a meal. Says something about that bongo bard I guess.
*SIGH*
I am disappointed in you.
I'm flattered (and dumbfounded) that you ever expected anything better of me.
I still have a few rounds with the succubus. Anything you need from her?
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*looks hungrily at the succubus*
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"I say, what is everyone doing down in thisohmywordwhathaveyoudone. Ur...do watch your feet, Mk. III."
"Oh, and fortune be with you, my good Otyugh. I remember you."
Tvashtri thinks.
"Last time - as well as first time - we met, I believe you mentioned finding a golden treasure chest and eating it. I had been thinking, not long ago, that if you were possibly able to regurgitate any leftover slag from that or other minerals, I could conceivably make use of it (after an intense sanitization process, of course)."
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*sneaks closer to the succubus, trying to look invisible, stomach just rumbling a tiny bit or two*
Eat her before she goes back to the Abyss!
"Oh goodie can I eat her too?" A thin line of drool starts to puddle at his feet.
He starts to moves towards the succubus and his prehensile tongue lools out of his mouth as his jaw unhinges he prepares to swallow her whole.
Can you share?
I'll be at the inn.
It feels like months since I had any sleep.
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*jumps the succubus in complete (well, almost. Mostly.) silence, its jaws spread wide like an incarnation of hunger and death, only to have them close on empty air after the lady disappeared*
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*munches happily on the bat wing*
*At the inn, comparing the maps.*
[Talking slightly aloud] According to the new map, to get to the volcano we will need to follow this route (marks map with points A to Z). But according to the old map, that way is blocked from point F to J. Quite a discrepancy. [/Talking slightly aloud]
He launches his prehensile tongue to try and stop the Succubus from leaving or at least getting a piece of her.
I guess we'll see when we get there.
YAAAWWWNNNN! Time for sleep.
*Goes to room. Puts Bear on guard.*
*sleeps like a baby, happily dreaming of disembowelments and the bloodcurdling screams of the innocent*
Trap decides to see if the Otyugh can eat the bongos left by the bard.
*can*
"I will split the bongos with you. Those tasted better than that darn player."
*grabs half a bongo from deep down in its maw and hands the stinking, slimy wreck to Nasty*
*burps*
Yuk.
"Better than slimy bard fragments, I always say.....Jenny can you get rid of the remainder of this?"
Everyone make sure you have enough supplies. It's going to be a long trip.
He smiles a wonderful smile as he stuffs the bongo into his mouth.
"Now that was good."
"Were you in the sewer earlier today? I thought I tasted something wonderful on the bongo's. Reminded me of the few months I spent in the sewers with a family of Otyugh they took me in and taught me the way of eating minerals and plant material as well as rotting flesh."
"Better than slimy bard fragments, I always say.....Jenny can you get rid of the remainder of this?"
"Oh? Sure."
*concentrates, and her arm turns to green, vaguely geometric goop, that she lays over the remains and dissolves them over a few minutes*
"To bard or not to bard, that is the question..."
*burps, long and deep, as the mass of the remains burbles through her semigelatinous physiology, causing her hips and bosom to grow substantially, only to slowly shrink to their normal sizes*
"Not to bard, I'd say."
Good, everyone got what they wanted out of this bard business. It has been a good day.
What are we doing here again?
We are here to
Ack. Your actions yesterday have driven everything else out of my mind.
You're telling me! First time with a succubus...
Okay, so are we throwing this hobbit into the volcano?
Volcano, that was it. I have the route mapped out.
@ AM
"Whats a hobbit precious?"
@Alissa
"I have a plethera of maps, and they are great!"
"Wait I forgot to get a new whistle, an new wayfinder, and a new set of cutlery....Oh well onwards to Menzoberranzan!"
"Whoops wrong map..."
That is why I am navigating.
"Alissa did you bring snacks? You know how I get hungry then when I am hungry I get angry. Don't make me angry Miss McGee you wouldn't like me when I am angry."
Didn't you get your supplies in town like the rest of us?
"You always get my snacks for me. I was busy helping AM Healer with killing the bard."
"Did you get me snacks?"
Well, I sold that oriental rug I had been lugging around. After restocking my backpack full of candy, I had some left over for a brace of pixies. You want to eat that, Nasty?
Nasty, I have never bought you snacks. I did share Bear's snacks with you once, but I told you that was the only time. You have to learn to think ahead, not just the moment.
"I have provisions, I filled my other bag of holding with potatoes and carrots.....err do you like taters, precious?"
"Yes I like Taters. "
"I think I liked Agent Bard more than Ranger Alissa. He gave me Haggis I like Haggis. You gave me snacks before now no snacks not nice. I don't know what this think ahead means."
"Tasty Halfling if you have treats for me I will eat them. Thanks you."