My Lizardfolk is trying to woo Rosie.


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As expected, it's going slowly. But so far, I've got her to be friendly towards my character, but how to get to the next level?


That might be quite the endeavor, considering the difference in species.


Odraude wrote:
That might be quite the endeavor, considering the difference in species.

A minor detail. Different species breed all the time in Galorion; half-elves, half-orcs, and let's not even get into dragons.

I'll figure out a way.


Scales, teeth and cloaca don't often endear oneself to the pinkskins in "that way".

Friends, sure. Friends with benefits? Only if the benefit is that you eat them in case of emergency.


I could envision Rosie turning the lizardman-casanova into a comfy seabag, if he makes the moves on her.

Or strap his tail to the main anchor and drop that overboard.

if you intended to play the casanova, shouldn't have piciked something as exotic...

next online : Grippli-halfling hybrid *facepalm*


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This thread inspired me to look up lizard reproduction. *shudder* I should have left well enough alone. Now I need brain bleach.


Brain bleach keeps the doctors away.

Or is that an apple thing? Hrmmmm ....


Lol, honestly, my character isn't truly interested. Really, he's wooing her to see if he can. Life can be pretty dull on board a pirate ship.

Besides, I'm sure a polymorph spell here or there will help with reproduction. Dragons have been doing it for centuries.


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This thread just reeks of creepy.


Sssssssay, Rosssssssssie, how'sssssss about we sssssslip away and sssssssee if ssssssssize DOESSSSSSSSSS matter?

srsly dude just either suggest that your GM step it up a bit or pick up a hobby, like hog lob or heave.


Yep. The woe of playing a creature as a PC: It limits your believable interactions with most NPCs. I agree: Learn to gamble. You can make money instead of making skin crawl and I imagine a lizardman has a good poker face. Maybe a +2 bonus for inscrutable iguana head?


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Then again, lizard-men and humans worked on V: The Series.


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King_Of_The_Crossroads wrote:
Life can be pretty dull on board a pirate ship.

man have you even seen a captain morgan commercial


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lol, if captain Kirk can screw the brains out of various human-like alien species why cant the human-like Lizardfolk do the same?

It could be worse...He could be playing a giant or large character. :S


we have Rosie being wooed by our barbarian Dwarfˆˆ (that woudld be medium vs. small) and you know what they say about dwarves. Lucky everyone,that the hammocks are tight.

Don't ask about our (extra viking type NPC) shaggXXX it our with our tiefling beastbourne Rakhassa cat. Cat-copulation t night ? Ouch.... Gave soome extra lashes.... but it seemsto be our Calistiran exotic dance oracles main mode of attraction and integration

but yeah, most of these are mammalian type humanoids, nothing amphibious or reptillian.

And I can really see Rosie flipping off the lizardking... Handbag, whatever.... it might even provide a non-minor negative diplomacy modifier, being sort of harassed by a snake


Lamontius wrote:
King_Of_The_Crossroads wrote:
Life can be pretty dull on board a pirate ship.

man have you even seen a captain morgan commercial

ROFLMAO!

Laugh of the Day, Lamontius...... :D


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One does not monster hump one's food. ;)


Note the backstory to the book two villain for extra squick-factor.

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