>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[Scribbling Rambler]

Causemo' caused the bottom burner in my mom's oven to fail on Thanksgiving, delaying the turkey arrival until after I had to depart.

Have you no heart, Causemo'??? Or gizzard???

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for having to watch The Final Sacrifice for Canadian Thanksgiving.

[Mythic JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for letting the Canadians have their Thanksgiving before the US.

[Feros]

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for letting the Canadians have their Thanksgiving before the US.

I blame Cosmo for the US getting TWO holidays instead of the ONE we Canadians get.

(Columbus Day? Seriously?)

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for Columbus Day.

[Rysky]

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Columbus Day.

*takes deep breath*

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

:(

[Feros]

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Columbus Day.

Yeah, that's pretty much where I was going with that.

[Orthos]

Welp we been edumacated today

[Mythic JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for Christopher Columbus.

[Rysky]

Hmmm....

Columbo.
Columbus.
Cosmo.

Curiouser and curiouser....

[Alexander Augunas]

Rysky wrote:

Hmmm....

Columbo.
Columbus.
Cosmo.

Curiouser and curiouser....

Whoa, whoa. Dude.

Calling Cosmo a sex slaver and champion of sociopathic imperialism might be taking this thread a bit too far. Mass murder, sure, but the other two? Too far.

[Rysky]

Alexander Augunas wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Hmmm....

Columbo.
Columbus.
Cosmo.

Curiouser and curiouser....

Whoa, whoa. Dude.

Calling Cosmo a sex slaver and champion of sociopathic imperialism might be taking this thread a bit too far. Mass murder, sure, but the other two? Too far.

True, my apologies Cosmo.

[Cosmo]

Rysky wrote:

Alexander Augunas wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Hmmm....

Columbo.
Columbus.
Cosmo.

Curiouser and curiouser....

Whoa, whoa. Dude.

Calling Cosmo a sex slaver and champion of sociopathic imperialism might be taking this thread a bit too far. Mass murder, sure, but the other two? Too far.

True, my apologies Cosmo.

No favorites for either of you.

[Rysky]

Cosmo wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Alexander Augunas wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Hmmm....

Columbo.
Columbus.
Cosmo.

Curiouser and curiouser....

Whoa, whoa. Dude.

Calling Cosmo a sex slaver and champion of sociopathic imperialism might be taking this thread a bit too far. Mass murder, sure, but the other two? Too far.

True, my apologies Cosmo.

No favorites for either of you.

*whimper*

[Rysky]

I blame Cosmo for being displeased with for listening to someone with morals.

[Alexander Augunas]

That's okay, I already have at least half a dozen Cosmo favorites as it is.

I blame Cosmo for devaluing the worth of his praise.

[Rysky]

I blame Cosmo for holding October's shipments hostage. Quit abusing your power like that!!!!!!

[Feros]

Rysky wrote:

I blame Cosmo for holding October's shipments hostage. Quit abusing your power like that!!!!!!

Cosmo has power?

How did that happen?

I don't know what was necessary for that to occur, but I'm sure Cosmo is to blame.

[Drock11]

It took me three days to get two splinters out of my finger. I blame Cosmo for that. I also blame Cosmo for somehow getting them in there in the first place since I don't know how it happened.

[Rysky]

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Tis mocking me most severely Cosmo

[Rysky]

Dawn of the Second Day.

Still no Bestiary 4.

Curse. You. Cosmo.

[Hugo Solis]

I couldn't go to PaizoCon 2013...

Por culpa de Cosmo!...

[Feros]

Hugo Solis wrote:

I couldn't go to PaizoCon 2013...

Por culpa de Cosmo!...

Wait...we can blame Cosmo in more than one language?

La pluie, c'est la faute de Cosmo.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Mi akuzas Cosmo por Esperanto ne urĝi plu.

[Matt Thomason]

cosmo pIch jIH

(I dare anyone to outnerd *that*)

[Tels]

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[Rysky]

Perkele...

(It's the only foreign cuss word I know)

[Scribbling Rambler]

It'say Ausemoscay aultfay!

[Matt Thomason]

Tels wrote:

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:D

[Rysky]

Dawn of the Second Day.

Still no Bestiary 4...

I still blame Cosmo.

[Tin Foil Yamakah]

Single ply TP....What kind of sick someb!$%h are you cosmo!

[Rysky]

Dawn of the Final Day.

Cosmo!!!!!!!!

[Threeshades]

European retailers always seem to get all the new Pathfinder stuff about a month late.

Care to explain, Cosmo?

[Sissyl]

Det är Cosmos fel.

[Cosmo]

Sissyl wrote:

Det är Cosmos fel.

I am never wrong. It is merely that reality occasionally fails in it's duty to adhere to my wishes.

[John Kretzer]

So I was checking my e-mail hopefuly seeing a certain e-mail from Pazio in regards to my order. And I got one....I did not bother to open it and came directly to Pazio to download my pdfs. And could not find them. Went back to my e-mail and it was a e-mail that you get before your shipping confirmination e-mail again.

For the above I Blame Cosmo for playing with me like that. :(

[Feros]

I blame Cosmo for releasing pugwampis into the PAIZO servers just in time for the subscriptions to be processed.

Why would anyone do that?!?!

[Rysky]

Dawn of the Fourth Day.

I'm waiting, Cosmo...

[Mythic JMD031]

I thought the yesterday was the "final day". I blame Cosmo for Rysky's continued patience.

[Orthos]

I blame Cosmo for letting Rysky get onto the Moon.

[Rysky]

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

I thought the yesterday was the "final day". I blame Cosmo for Rysky's continued patience.

I blame Cosmo for Mythic JMD031 apparently never having played, imho, one of the best games of all time.

[Rysky]

Orthos wrote:

I blame Cosmo for letting Rysky get onto the Moon.

Dood.

FIVE Cosmo's running around in a field. Naked. With just these horrific monster masks on.

"Let" Nothing.

I about died on the spot.

[Orthos]

Rysky wrote:

Orthos wrote:

I blame Cosmo for letting Rysky get onto the Moon.

Dood.

FIVE Cosmo's running around in a field. Naked. With just these horrific monster masks on.

"Let" Nothing.

I about died on the spot.

Somebody clearly didn't get the Fierce Deity mask.

[Drock11]

I blame Cosmo for it being rainy and cold on my days off from work.

Not that I was planning on going outside this weekend much anyhow, but it's the principle of it. It makes me feel sad and gloomy, and that means Cosmo has won yet again.

Feros wrote:

I blame Cosmo for releasing pugwampis into the PAIZO servers just in time for the subscriptions to be processed.

Why would anyone do that?!?!

If Paizo ever creates a arch-fiend of pugwampis for Pathfinder we all know a certain employee of theirs that would make a good candidate for the position.

[Mythic JMD031]

Rysky wrote:

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

I thought the yesterday was the "final day". I blame Cosmo for Rysky's continued patience.

I blame Cosmo for Mythic JMD031 apparently never having played, imho, one of the best games of all time.

I blame Cosmo for not knowing about this supposedly awesome game.

[Rysky]

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

I thought the yesterday was the "final day". I blame Cosmo for Rysky's continued patience.

I blame Cosmo for Mythic JMD031 apparently never having played, imho, one of the best games of all time.

I blame Cosmo for not knowing about this supposedly awesome game.

Ask and ye shall receive!

[Rysky]

Orthos wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Orthos wrote:

I blame Cosmo for letting Rysky get onto the Moon.

Dood.

FIVE Cosmo's running around in a field. Naked. With just these horrific monster masks on.

"Let" Nothing.

I about died on the spot.

Somebody clearly didn't get the Fierce Deity mask.

Not even the Fierce Deity Mask could protect against full frontal Cosmo.

[SnowJade]

Cosmo, they talked during the entire movie. And they were political trolls. *Whimper* I. Need. Scotch.

[Oladon]

Matt Thomason wrote:

cosmo pIch jIH

(I dare anyone to outnerd *that*)

Challenge accepted. I blame Cosmo for Matt trying to pretend to be a nerd by using an online translator without paying attention to detail.

"pIch" is the correct verb for "blame" or "fault", but (as in most languages) one does not simply translate each word of a sentiment by itself and expect a meaningful result. Klingon, like Arapaho and many other languages, requires verb prefixes which give information about the subject and object of the verb. In this case, "vI-" would be the applicable prefix, denoting a first person subject and third person recipient (object).

However, since Klingon is a language of warriors, I find it unlikely that any Klingon would say "Cosmo vIpIch jIH" -- it's too weak a statement. I'm no expert, but I expect they'd be more inclined to say something like "Cosmomo' qabbej" (it is [certainly] bad because of Cosmo).

The assignment of blame is an interesting question, though, so I've gone ahead and posed the question to some acquaintances who are much more proficient in the language than I. I'll report back if anyone's interested.

Cosmo, you just made me spend a significant period of time correcting someone's Klingon grammar... really, Cosmo?

[Jszar]

I blame Cosmo for the time that I just spent reading about the Klingon language, when I'm supposed to be studying Hebrew.