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No, I'm calling Cosmo's eventual spawn an abomination. I blame Cosmo for Tels lack of reading comprehension.
If you've been around as many mothers as I have, then you would know that an insult of the baby, is an insult on the mother and/or father. By calling the baby an abomination, you call the mother and father an abomination as well. I'm sure Cosmo doesn't mind, but does Cosmo's Girlfriend.
As an aside, Cosmo's Girlfriend is quite probably the only being that could reign in Cosmo once he's on the warpath, and you done just made her angry.
Can I have your minis after they annihilate you?
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No, I'm calling Cosmo's eventual spawn an abomination. I blame Cosmo for Tels lack of reading comprehension.If you've been around as many mothers as I have, then you would know that an insult of the baby, is an insult on the mother and/or father. By calling the baby an abomination, you call the mother and father an abomination as well. I'm sure Cosmo doesn't mind, but does Cosmo's Girlfriend.
As an aside, Cosmo's Girlfriend is quite probably the only being that could reign in Cosmo once he's on the warpath, and you done just made her angry.
Can I have your minis after they annihilate you?
Oh! Then can I have SnowJade? I've been wanting another kitty.
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Oh! Then can I have SnowJade? I've been wanting another kitty.No, I'm calling Cosmo's eventual spawn an abomination. I blame Cosmo for Tels lack of reading comprehension.If you've been around as many mothers as I have, then you would know that an insult of the baby, is an insult on the mother and/or father. By calling the baby an abomination, you call the mother and father an abomination as well. I'm sure Cosmo doesn't mind, but does Cosmo's Girlfriend.
As an aside, Cosmo's Girlfriend is quite probably the only being that could reign in Cosmo once he's on the warpath, and you done just made her angry.
Can I have your minis after they annihilate you?
Reading the above comment made my mind got to nsfw territory....
I Blame Cosmo.
Ha! I hate to burst your guys' bubbles, but Cosmo already had a kid waaaaay before I came along ... :)
Ha! I hate to burst your guys' bubbles, but Cosmo already had a kid waaaaay before I came along ... :)I bet it was delicious.
To be fair, the one he ate was not the one he made.
Yeah, gotta let em Marinate a while.To be fair, the one he ate was not the one he made.Ha! I hate to burst your guys' bubbles, but Cosmo already had a kid waaaaay before I came along ... :)I bet it was delicious.
Yup. Like tender pork if you do it right.
This wind storm. 2 power outages (the second lasted well over 8 hours) and 2d4 very sparky and upset kitties. Plus one rumpled snow leopard. Leaves blown into places I wouldn't show my own mother (okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, but not by bloody much!). I can feel the house shaking when a particularly intense gust hits and can it all please, please STOP? *whimper*
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This wind storm. 2 power outages (the second lasted well over 8 hours) and 2d4 very sparky and upset kitties. Plus one rumpled snow leopard. Leaves blown into places I wouldn't show my own mother (okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, but not by bloody much!). I can feel the house shaking when a particularly intense gust hits and can it all please, please STOP? *whimper*
There there. We're having to take all of the floor up due to mold and rot... And we keep finding more problems...
This wind storm. 2 power outages (the second lasted well over 8 hours) and 2d4 very sparky and upset kitties. Plus one rumpled snow leopard. Leaves blown into places I wouldn't show my own mother (okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, but not by bloody much!). I can feel the house shaking when a particularly intense gust hits and can it all please, please STOP? *whimper*
Aww, hey buddy! It'll be alright!
This wind storm. 2 power outages (the second lasted well over 8 hours) and 2d4 very sparky and upset kitties. Plus one rumpled snow leopard. Leaves blown into places I wouldn't show my own mother (okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, but not by bloody much!). I can feel the house shaking when a particularly intense gust hits and can it all please, please STOP? *whimper*
While not as severe as what you're getting, us South-central Alaskans had to weather a bit of a snow storm that then turned into freezing rain. Lots of accidents and one area, the Kenai Peninsula (probably about as large as many states) lost power for 3 - 5 hours (depending on location).
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This wind storm. 2 power outages (the second lasted well over 8 hours) and 2d4 very sparky and upset kitties. Plus one rumpled snow leopard. Leaves blown into places I wouldn't show my own mother (okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, but not by bloody much!). I can feel the house shaking when a particularly intense gust hits and can it all please, please STOP? *whimper*While not as severe as what you're getting, us South-central Alaskans had to weather a bit of a snow storm that then turned into freezing rain. Lots of accidents and one area, the Kenai Peninsula (probably about as large as many states) lost power for 3 - 5 hours (depending on location).
Actually, real problem here is that there is a huge fire to the north of us, near Geyserville, which was probably started by some yutz throwing a still-burning cigarette butt out of his/her car. I've seen people doing that in the middle of fire season, and the last one nearly made it right into my lap. It's not that I blame Cosmo for people smoking; I understand addictions. I blame Cosmo because they're idiots about properly disposing of the still-burning ends. (Rysky, you can laugh all you want, but it's well past dark, and I can see the sky glowing red to the north, and the wind is absolutely roaring. People are going to lose their houses.)
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Actually, real problem here is that there is a huge fire to the north of us, near Geyserville, which was probably started by some yutz throwing a still-burning cigarette butt out of his/her car. I've seen people doing that in the middle of fire season, and the last one nearly made it right into my lap. It's not that I blame Cosmo for people smoking; I understand addictions. I blame Cosmo because they're idiots about properly disposing of the still-burning ends. (Rysky, you can laugh all you want, but it's well past dark, and I can see the sky glowing red to the north, and the wind is absolutely roaring. People are going to lose their houses.)This wind storm. 2 power outages (the second lasted well over 8 hours) and 2d4 very sparky and upset kitties. Plus one rumpled snow leopard. Leaves blown into places I wouldn't show my own mother (okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, but not by bloody much!). I can feel the house shaking when a particularly intense gust hits and can it all please, please STOP? *whimper*While not as severe as what you're getting, us South-central Alaskans had to weather a bit of a snow storm that then turned into freezing rain. Lots of accidents and one area, the Kenai Peninsula (probably about as large as many states) lost power for 3 - 5 hours (depending on location).
I know it's absolutely horrible of me, but Soda Canyon and Geysers Area? All I can think of is, "Someone should throw some mentos into Soda Canyon and make the Geysers put out the fire."
I hate myself sometimes.
I blame Cosmo for my facetiousness.
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Yup. Like tender pork if you do it right.Yeah, gotta let em Marinate a while.To be fair, the one he ate was not the one he made.Ha! I hate to burst your guys' bubbles, but Cosmo already had a kid waaaaay before I came along ... :)I bet it was delicious.
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I Blame Cosmo for the fact that my friends who work retail have to go to work at 6PM on Thanksgiving Day(which also happens to be my B-Day) to get a 'early start on Black Friday.
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Has anybody ever worked all day on Friday looking forward to the weekend to then find out that you were mistaken and it was Thursday all along once you went home and found you had to work another day?
I know that feel. I, too, blame Cosmo for this.
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I Blame Cosmo for one of my players in my Sat game getting a stomach virus thus forcing me to cancel my game this week.
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I Blame Cosmo for the Jets loosing to the Ravens.
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I blame Cosmo for the horde of ravenous zombies that are swarming around my house in Minecraft, each trying to get a taste of my succulent brain-meat.
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I Blame Cosmo for the Jets loosing to the Ravens.
I blame Cosmo for the Jets being so crappy that they can't beat the Ravens.
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I blame Cosmo for the absolute b#**$#~# that my GM just threw us through in Kingmaker.
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I blame Cosmo for being out of town right now, while I've been stuck at this bus stop for an hour in 30F weather.
I blame Cosmo for being out of town right now, while I've been stuck at this bus stop for an hour in 30F weather.
<-- Alaskan. 30 F is swim-wear weather.
But you at least have snow?I blame Cosmo for being out of town right now, while I've been stuck at this bus stop for an hour in 30F weather.<-- Alaskan. 30 F is swim-wear weather.
Yes I do. I also walk outside in the snow in boxers.
This isn't just bravado or trying to show off or anything. It's part of living in Alaska, after the temperature drops to a certain point, anything above that is warm. It's a little inside joke that is common through out the colder places, like Canada, Norway, Greenland etc. (I've heard the same jokes from those people when I play online games).
Some of the people will bring coats, or blankets, but a lot of them just get used to the cold and aren't bothered by it.
It's one of the reasons I've always shad problem with the cold weather rules in 3e/Pathfinder, they are extremely unrealistic. As written, if I wear jeans, a long sleeved shirt, socks and shoes in -5 F, then after an hour, I should probably have been knocked out by the cold, but I've done things like that for longer. I'm not native Alaskan or anything, just born and raised here. Sure it's possible I've got some sort of trait or feat that lets me do this, but I know people who've moved here from Arizona capable of doing the same in the first year.
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Oh! Then can I have SnowJade? I've been wanting another kitty.No, I'm calling Cosmo's eventual spawn an abomination. I blame Cosmo for Tels lack of reading comprehension.If you've been around as many mothers as I have, then you would know that an insult of the baby, is an insult on the mother and/or father. By calling the baby an abomination, you call the mother and father an abomination as well. I'm sure Cosmo doesn't mind, but does Cosmo's Girlfriend.
As an aside, Cosmo's Girlfriend is quite probably the only being that could reign in Cosmo once he's on the warpath, and you done just made her angry.
Can I have your minis after they annihilate you?
I blame Cosmo because I didn't read that post closely enough. Wait, now I'm a mini? Pictures, or someone's a sock puppet!
You know, if somebody actually came up with miniature snow leopards (or a breed that approximated them), the waiting line would be decades long, and they'd cost millions. Wow. I'm not fond of animal breeders in general, given the freaks they've produced, but it would be awfully hard to resist having a little snow leopard on my lap. *sigh* I blame Cosmo for the moral conundrum, and because I'll never be that rich anyway.
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Couldn't you just buy a regular cat and spray-paint it? :P
I blame Cosmo for making me think that's a good idea.
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Oh! Then can I have SnowJade? I've been wanting another kitty.No, I'm calling Cosmo's eventual spawn an abomination. I blame Cosmo for Tels lack of reading comprehension.If you've been around as many mothers as I have, then you would know that an insult of the baby, is an insult on the mother and/or father. By calling the baby an abomination, you call the mother and father an abomination as well. I'm sure Cosmo doesn't mind, but does Cosmo's Girlfriend.
As an aside, Cosmo's Girlfriend is quite probably the only being that could reign in Cosmo once he's on the warpath, and you done just made her angry.
Can I have your minis after they annihilate you?
I blame Cosmo because I didn't read that post closely enough. Wait, now I'm a mini? Pictures, or someone's a sock puppet!
You know, if somebody actually came up with miniature snow leopards (or a breed that approximated them), the waiting line would be decades long, and they'd cost millions. Wow. I'm not fond of animal breeders in general, given the freaks they've produced, but it would be awfully hard to resist having a little snow leopard on my lap. *sigh* I blame Cosmo for the moral conundrum, and because I'll never be that rich anyway.
I blame Cosmo for SnowJade not knowing about THIS. For shame, and you a snow leopard as well!
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You know, if somebody actually came up with miniature snow leopards (or a breed that approximated them), the waiting line would be decades long, and they'd cost millions. Wow. I'm not fond of animal breeders in general, given the freaks they've produced, but it would be awfully hard to resist having a little snow leopard on my lap. *sigh* I blame Cosmo for the moral conundrum, and because I'll never be that rich anyway.
If I could breed a Maine Coon/snow leopard mix, I'd been an instant crazy cat lady.
If I could mix in the polydactyl trait for Hemingway cats, I'd be the Dr. Evil of crazy cat ladies, sipping on dry martinis and fishing for red snapper in Key West.
I blame Cosmo for my current lack of Key Lime pie and martinis.
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But you at least have snow?I blame Cosmo for being out of town right now, while I've been stuck at this bus stop for an hour in 30F weather.<-- Alaskan. 30 F is swim-wear weather.
1. Trufax, if it were snowing I'd be giddy rather than so whiny, but..
2. It turns out I'm a huge baby about temperatures (I exist between 60f-80f... Though this is problematic in the warehouse) and also...3. I have picked up quite a lot of whininess from Cosmo, a trait for which I blame him exclusively. ^^
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While we're on the subject, I also want to blame Cosmo for not getting a kitten / pygmy snow leopard / cute fuzzy thing I can play with, as I can't have pets in my building. Humph. >:/
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But you at least have snow?I blame Cosmo for being out of town right now, while I've been stuck at this bus stop for an hour in 30F weather.<-- Alaskan. 30 F is swim-wear weather.1. Trufax, if it were snowing I'd be giddy rather than so whiny, but..
2. It turns out I'm a huge baby about temperatures (I exist between 60f-80f... Though this is problematic in the warehouse) and also...3. I have picked up quite a lot of whininess from Cosmo, a trait for which I blame him exclusively. ^^
And what does Cosmo whine about hmmmm?
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And what does Cosmo whine about hmmmm?But you at least have snow?I blame Cosmo for being out of town right now, while I've been stuck at this bus stop for an hour in 30F weather.<-- Alaskan. 30 F is swim-wear weather.1. Trufax, if it were snowing I'd be giddy rather than so whiny, but..
2. It turns out I'm a huge baby about temperatures (I exist between 60f-80f... Though this is problematic in the warehouse) and also...3. I have picked up quite a lot of whininess from Cosmo, a trait for which I blame him exclusively. ^^
Oh, you know. Just everything.
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Oh, you know. Just everything.And what does Cosmo whine about hmmmm?But you at least have snow?I blame Cosmo for being out of town right now, while I've been stuck at this bus stop for an hour in 30F weather.<-- Alaskan. 30 F is swim-wear weather.1. Trufax, if it were snowing I'd be giddy rather than so whiny, but..
2. It turns out I'm a huge baby about temperatures (I exist between 60f-80f... Though this is problematic in the warehouse) and also...3. I have picked up quite a lot of whininess from Cosmo, a trait for which I blame him exclusively. ^^
He should post in here more often. He's allowed to blame himself ya know.
Cosmo blames Bulmahn though. I think Cosmo needs his own "Blame *Jason Bulmahn* for ALL of Cosmo's problems here" thread.
He should post in here more often. He's allowed to blame himself ya know.Oh, you know. Just everything.And what does Cosmo whine about hmmmm?But you at least have snow?I blame Cosmo for being out of town right now, while I've been stuck at this bus stop for an hour in 30F weather.<-- Alaskan. 30 F is swim-wear weather.1. Trufax, if it were snowing I'd be giddy rather than so whiny, but..
2. It turns out I'm a huge baby about temperatures (I exist between 60f-80f... Though this is problematic in the warehouse) and also...3. I have picked up quite a lot of whininess from Cosmo, a trait for which I blame him exclusively. ^^
Aaaaand you are making the assumption he ever blames himself ever lol
But really, he should. If only so I can mock-bicker with him for everyone's entertainment (*cough* my catharsis *cough*) :)
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ALSO may I just say that creeping on BUHHLMAAHN in the offices is my all time favorite game.
(... Apparently that's what my phone autocorrects it to, so I'm going with it.)
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He should post in here more often. He's allowed to blame himself ya know.And what does Cosmo whine about hmmmm?Oh, you know. Just everything.Aaaaand you are making the assumption he ever blames himself ever lol
But really, he should. If only so I can mock-bicker with him for everyone's entertainment (*cough* my catharsis *cough*) :)
Cosmo needs an imaginary friend/implanted neural clone to blame things on. "Don't look at me; Harvey did it." Cosmo can then wander off babbling about wormhole calculations and how crackers don't matter.
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He should post in here more often. He's allowed to blame himself ya know.And what does Cosmo whine about hmmmm?Oh, you know. Just everything.Aaaaand you are making the assumption he ever blames himself ever lol
But really, he should. If only so I can mock-bicker with him for everyone's entertainment (*cough* my catharsis *cough*) :)
Cosmo needs an imaginary friend/implanted neural clone to blame things on. "Don't look at me; Harvey did it." Cosmo can then wander off babbling about wormhole calculations and how crackers don't matter.
SHHHHHSHHHHH NO SPOILERS
I JUST got him started on first season!
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He should post in here more often. He's allowed to blame himself ya know.And what does Cosmo whine about hmmmm?Oh, you know. Just everything.Aaaaand you are making the assumption he ever blames himself ever lol
But really, he should. If only so I can mock-bicker with him for everyone's entertainment (*cough* my catharsis *cough*) :)
Cosmo needs an imaginary friend/implanted neural clone to blame things on. "Don't look at me; Harvey did it." Cosmo can then wander off babbling about wormhole calculations and how crackers don't matter.
SHHHHHSHHHHH NO SPOILERS
I JUST got him started on first season!
Oh okay fine, but only because you two make such an adorable couple.
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...blame Cosmo for not getting a kitten
What?!?!?!?! Cosmo! This is worse than Donkey Baby Daddy, if ANYTHING could be worse than that! On behalf of humanity, I demand that you go out and adopt a kitten now! And if that doesn't work, then I demand on behalf of the Decline of Western Civilization that you go out and adopt a kitten now!
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I blame Cosmo for SnowJade not knowing about THIS. For shame, and you a snow leopard as well!
OOoohh! I blame Cosmo because now I'm going to have to explain to Crazy that my holiday wish list has just changed. Again.
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Cosmo blames Bulmahn though. I think Cosmo needs his own "Blame *Jason Bulmahn* for ALL of Cosmo's problems here" thread.
Cosmo has his own thread to do that in. Its called the Advanced Class Guide playtest forum. Half of the negative people in that forum are actually Cosmo's aliases. Its why we haven't seen him here much since the Playtest started; it presented, "an opportunity that he could not refuse."
Heck, I could be one of Cosmo's aliases. You wouldn't know because if you clicked my name to find out, all you'd find there is a swarm of dire honey badgers. Cosmo doesn't take internet security lightly.
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...blame Cosmo for not getting a kittenWhat?!?!?!?! Cosmo! This is worse than Donkey Baby Daddy, if ANYTHING could be worse than that! On behalf of humanity, I demand that you go out and adopt a kitten now! And if that doesn't work, then I demand on behalf of the Decline of Western Civilization that you go out and adopt a kitten now!
...Can Donkey Baby Daddy be Cosmo's new nickname? I vote he make this his official alias.