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Silver Crusade
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Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Blame
Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Cosmo
Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Rysky wrote:

Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Blame

Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Cosmo
Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

+1

I also Blame Cosmo for Blood of the Moon....Towns of the Inner Sea...asnd the other things I am waiting for.
Oladon wrote:


The assignment of blame is an interesting question, though, so I've gone ahead and posed the question to some acquaintances who are much more proficient in the language than I. I'll report back if anyone's interested.

Please do! I can't find my dictionary after all these years and had to use the Bing Translator :)

John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:

Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Blame

Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Cosmo
Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

+1

I also Blame Cosmo for Blood of the Moon....Towns of the Inner Sea...asnd the other things I am waiting for.

I...

I...

<gulps>

I thank Cosmo for all the things he's not doing, so that I may get this month's subscription at all, in time. I acknowledge that should he choose so, he could prevent me from ever seeing it.

I also blame him for holding that ongoing threat over my future subs.

Whose fault is it that
I woke up in a good mood today?
I must blame Cosmo.
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Matt Thomason wrote:
Oladon wrote:


The assignment of blame is an interesting question, though, so I've gone ahead and posed the question to some acquaintances who are much more proficient in the language than I. I'll report back if anyone's interested.
Please do! I can't find my dictionary after all these years and had to use the Bing Translator :)

My sources suggest "pIch ghaj qoSmo'" would be appropriate (I've taken the liberty of Klingonifying Cosmo's name here as qoSmo').

Details:
Apparently there's a historical precedent of using the construction "pIch vIghajbe'" ("I don't have the blame") to mean "It's not my fault". Logically, then, one might say "Cosmo has the blame". I think it's a stronger statement that way; it doesn't leave any room for opinion. It could be made even stronger by saying "pIch ghaj qoSmo'bej", which indicates complete certainty that it's Cosmo that has the blame.

Amusingly, qoSmo' would probably be translated as "due to being sorry"; maybe all these things Cosmo does are an attempt to atone for some past good behavior? Alternately, one could render his name qoSmoH, which could be translated "he makes people sorry" (but is less close to the English pronunciation).
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I blame Cosmo for my desire to listen to early ninties alternative rock today.
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Chris Lambertz wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my desire to listen to early ninties alternative rock today.

Excellent, I now have a built-in scapegoat for when I need my dada/School of Fish fix.

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Matt Thomason wrote:
Oladon wrote:


The assignment of blame is an interesting question, though, so I've gone ahead and posed the question to some acquaintances who are much more proficient in the language than I. I'll report back if anyone's interested.
Please do! I can't find my dictionary after all these years and had to use the Bing Translator :)

I blame Cosmo for Matt using Bing.

Silver Crusade
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Tels wrote:
Matt Thomason wrote:
Oladon wrote:


The assignment of blame is an interesting question, though, so I've gone ahead and posed the question to some acquaintances who are much more proficient in the language than I. I'll report back if anyone's interested.
Please do! I can't find my dictionary after all these years and had to use the Bing Translator :)
I blame Cosmo for Matt using Bing.

While I'll blame Cosmo for someone using Bing, I'll not blame him FOR Bing. Cosmo is evil, not incompetent.

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I blame Cosmo for me getting up later than I wanted to, and in turn making me late to work, and in turn making me late for gaming tonight. What the heck, man?!
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I had an ergonomic evaluation yesterday and my slouching broke the evaluator's form.

pIch ghaj qoSmo'bej!
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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:

Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Blame

Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Cosmo
Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Bestiary 4 Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

+1

I also Blame Cosmo for Blood of the Moon....Towns of the Inner Sea...asnd the other things I am waiting for.

I blame Cosmo because I have to budget for them.

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I Blame Cosmo for time zones. Why can't it be the same here as there? If it was there would be a chance for my subscription to be processed when I wake up.
Silver Crusade
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So I just upgraded my iMac to Mavericks... AND IT LOST MY ENTIRE PATHFINDER COLLECTION! COSMO! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rysky wrote:
So I just upgraded my iMac to Mavericks... AND IT LOST MY ENTIRE PATHFINDER COLLECTION! COSMO! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ouch. Seriously?

Holding off on my upgrade then (am already considering not bothering as it's a 2009 MacBook and I'm unsure if it can reasonably handle it anyway)
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Where I'm at we had our first snowfall of the year. I despise the winter. I know you arranged that somehow. You could have used your weather controlling machine for good, but NOoooooo you had to use it to torment me.
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I blame Cosmo for my obsessive-compulsive need to answer all questions about Paizo products whose PDFs I have received to those who do not yet have them.
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Another day and still no subscription pdfs.....COSMO!!!!! *shakes fist angerily*
Rysky wrote:
So I just upgraded my iMac to Mavericks... AND IT LOST MY ENTIRE PATHFINDER COLLECTION! COSMO! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>_<

At least you can redownload most of it from here, right?
Paizo Employee Sales Imp
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Rysky wrote:
So I just upgraded my iMac to Mavericks... AND IT LOST MY ENTIRE PATHFINDER COLLECTION! COSMO! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to hold off on favoriting this one until I'd successfully upgraded my own iMac with no problems.

I did.

I'll favorite you now, using my upgraded system, while reading my PDFs.

Here's that link you were looking for. :)
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I, amongst many others, blame Cosmo for Bestiary 4 not being in my downloads, yet.

I also blame Cosmo for smelly nappies (and, by implication, for sleeping with my wife).

And I blame Cosmo for me, despite being British and quite good at accents, being utterly incapable of mimicking Ringo when I read Thomas books to my son.

Edit: and while I'm at it, I also blame Cosmo for my left knee, my right hip, my hearing, and baldness. Why do you hate me, Cosmo?

Edit of edit: I also blame Cosmo for the lack of a "NOT overheard at the Paizo office" thread, which would include such gems as:

Jason Bulmahn: that needs armour spikes.

and

James Jacobs: Woohoo! Con time!

and

Everyone: Well, we can't blame Cosmo for that.
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I am tired and I've only been at the standing desk for ~20 minutes. Cosmo, why you do this?

Also, one of the sites I use for Klingon reference is down! COSMO!!!!
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I blame Cosmo for having the Fox song stuck in my head again.
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I blame Cosmo for having the Fox song stuck in my head again.

My cousin tried singing that around me once. I raised the arm that was holding a plastic Pepsi bottle and said, "Don't you dare!"

Inside joke, but when we were in highschool, I was able to knock my cousin out on a couple of occasions using a plastic Pepsi bottle. At one point I did it right in front of several teachers and the principle and they just looked over, paused, then went back to their conversations.
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Just got notification one of my two orders has shipped! Excitedly opened the email... to find out I can now download the PDFs of this month's map pack and flip mat.

<breaks down in tears>

Why, Cosmo, Whyyyyyyyy?
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Every time you blame Cosmo for your subscription being late, he delays it an extra three days for good measure.

Wernk.
Tels wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I blame Cosmo for having the Fox song stuck in my head again.

My cousin tried singing that around me once. I raised the arm that was holding a plastic Pepsi bottle and said, "Don't you dare!"

Inside joke, but when we were in highschool, I was able to knock my cousin out on a couple of occasions using a plastic Pepsi bottle. At one point I did it right in front of several teachers and the principle and they just looked over, paused, then went back to their conversations.

Was the bottle full or empty?

Fabius Maximus wrote:
Tels wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I blame Cosmo for having the Fox song stuck in my head again.

My cousin tried singing that around me once. I raised the arm that was holding a plastic Pepsi bottle and said, "Don't you dare!"

Inside joke, but when we were in highschool, I was able to knock my cousin out on a couple of occasions using a plastic Pepsi bottle. At one point I did it right in front of several teachers and the principle and they just looked over, paused, then went back to their conversations.

Was the bottle full or empty?

Empty. I turned the bottle around and hit him with the edge of the cap and he'd drop to the ground and be out of it for ~30 seconds. I think he just happened to have a weak spot or something, but it's something only I've ever managed to do to him.

Silver Crusade
Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
So I just upgraded my iMac to Mavericks... AND IT LOST MY ENTIRE PATHFINDER COLLECTION! COSMO! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>_<

At least you can redownload most of it from here, right?

Yeah, but the main problem, aside form no longer being able to sync my books to my mobile devices, is having to find the files and then renaming them from PZ01234 to [insert title here]. FOR. EACH. AND. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM.

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Rysky wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
So I just upgraded my iMac to Mavericks... AND IT LOST MY ENTIRE PATHFINDER COLLECTION! COSMO! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>_<

At least you can redownload most of it from here, right?

Yeah, but the main problem, aside form no longer being able to sync my books to my mobile devices, is having to find the files and then renaming them from PZ01234 to [insert title here]. FOR. EACH. AND. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky not making a back-up.

Silver Crusade
Cosmo wrote:
Rysky wrote:
So I just upgraded my iMac to Mavericks... AND IT LOST MY ENTIRE PATHFINDER COLLECTION! COSMO! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to hold off on favoriting this one until I'd successfully upgraded my own iMac with no problems.

I did.

I'll favorite you now, using my upgraded system, while reading my PDFs.

Here's that link you were looking for. :)

I'm holding off on cursing you out so I can ask: what program are you using to read your PDFs? iBooks be the spawn of my frustration here.

Silver Crusade
Feros wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
So I just upgraded my iMac to Mavericks... AND IT LOST MY ENTIRE PATHFINDER COLLECTION! COSMO! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>_<

At least you can redownload most of it from here, right?

Yeah, but the main problem, aside form no longer being able to sync my books to my mobile devices, is having to find the files and then renaming them from PZ01234 to [insert title here]. FOR. EACH. AND. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM.
I blame Cosmo for Rysky not making a back-up.

The fact that I redownload them from here or find them if I look around in the depths of my computer's files are my backups. The renaming them is what's annoying.

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Rysky wrote:
Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Rysky not making a back-up.
The fact that I redownload them from here or find them if I look around in the depths of my computer's files are my backups. The renaming them is what's annoying.

You misunderstood. I'm saying you could have made a back-up of the files with the changed names, and not have this problem at all.

I blame Cosmo for you not understanding me.
Paizo Employee Sales Imp
Rysky wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Rysky wrote:
So I just upgraded my iMac to Mavericks... AND IT LOST MY ENTIRE PATHFINDER COLLECTION! COSMO! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to hold off on favoriting this one until I'd successfully upgraded my own iMac with no problems.

I did.

I'll favorite you now, using my upgraded system, while reading my PDFs.

Here's that link you were looking for. :)

I'm holding off on cursing you out so I can ask: what program are you using to read your PDFs? iBooks be the spawn of my frustration here.

I just use Adobe Reader, myself

Silver Crusade
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Feros wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Rysky not making a back-up.
The fact that I redownload them from here or find them if I look around in the depths of my computer's files are my backups. The renaming them is what's annoying.

You misunderstood. I'm saying you could have made a back-up of the files with the changed names, and not have this problem at all.

I blame Cosmo for you not understanding me.

I blame Cosmo for YOU not understanding me wanting to be belligerent and complain. And Blame Cosmo.

:3
Silver Crusade
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Cosmo wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Rysky wrote:
So I just upgraded my iMac to Mavericks... AND IT LOST MY ENTIRE PATHFINDER COLLECTION! COSMO! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to hold off on favoriting this one until I'd successfully upgraded my own iMac with no problems.

I did.

I'll favorite you now, using my upgraded system, while reading my PDFs.

Here's that link you were looking for. :)

I'm holding off on cursing you out so I can ask: what program are you using to read your PDFs? iBooks be the spawn of my frustration here.
I just use Adobe Reader, myself

Cool, thankies... you B@#$%&*

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Rysky wrote:
Feros wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Rysky not making a back-up.
The fact that I redownload them from here or find them if I look around in the depths of my computer's files are my backups. The renaming them is what's annoying.

You misunderstood. I'm saying you could have made a back-up of the files with the changed names, and not have this problem at all.

I blame Cosmo for you not understanding me.

I blame Cosmo for YOU not understanding me wanting to be belligerent and complain. And Blame Cosmo.

:3

Ah, I understand completely now. It was just venting. We were talking at cross purposes.

I blame Cosmo.
Silver Crusade
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Feros wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Feros wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Rysky not making a back-up.
The fact that I redownload them from here or find them if I look around in the depths of my computer's files are my backups. The renaming them is what's annoying.

You misunderstood. I'm saying you could have made a back-up of the files with the changed names, and not have this problem at all.

I blame Cosmo for you not understanding me.

I blame Cosmo for YOU not understanding me wanting to be belligerent and complain. And Blame Cosmo.

:3

Ah, I understand completely now. It was just venting. We were talking at cross purposes.

I blame Cosmo.

Tis good we were able to bring that to and agreeable ending, no thanks to Cosmo.

Cosmo feeds off our negativity... what would happen if we were nice too him and thanked him instead of blaming him? Would Cosmo explode? Hmm...
Silver Crusade
Tels wrote:
Cosmo feeds off our negativity... what would happen if we were nice too him and thanked him instead of blaming him? Would Cosmo explode? Hmm...

Let's hug him and find out!

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Rysky wrote:
Tels wrote:
Cosmo feeds off our negativity... what would happen if we were nice too him and thanked him instead of blaming him? Would Cosmo explode? Hmm...
Let's hug him and find out!

NO... better yet... Lets just send him great big bags of cash! I bet he'll HATE that!

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Abercadaver wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Tels wrote:
Cosmo feeds off our negativity... what would happen if we were nice too him and thanked him instead of blaming him? Would Cosmo explode? Hmm...
Let's hug him and find out!
NO... better yet... Lets just send him great big bags of cash! I bet he'll HATE that!

Nice try, Cosmo, but we see through the evil plan. And we blame you for it, too. Besides, I'm cheap. All you'd get from me would be headbonks.

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I know I would hate getting big bags of cash.

I almost forgot to blame Cosmo for something for which I blame Cosmo.
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Sigh another day....another day without my subscription pdfs. COSMO!!!!
*shakes fist angerily*
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Um, I got a package from Paizo today. So, everyone please blame Cosmo, because obviously he's obviously in charge of how fast the USPS moves. Not me, nope, nope, nope.
Silver Crusade
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Feros wrote:

CRAP! Almost had the werewolf one done and my computer ate it! ARGGH!\

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I blame Cosmo.

Moved it to the right thread for ya Feros.

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COSMO WHY IS MY BESTIARY 4 STILL PENDING SO MUCH RAGE FROM LACK OF PDF

Oh would you look at that, blaming Cosmo did make me feel better still want my PDF though well my book too but you know PDF I could have now the book must come in the snail mail.
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Thomas, A wrote:

COSMO WHY IS MY BESTIARY 4 STILL PENDING SO MUCH RAGE FROM LACK OF PDF

Oh would you look at that, blaming Cosmo did make me feel better still want my PDF though well my book too but you know PDF I could have now the book must come in the snail mail.

Hmm, I'm actually having a decently productive weekend so far due to not having my book PDFs yet...

I blame Cosmo for them arriving so early previously and causing me to lose so many working hours reading Pathfinder books!
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