646. They had to pay off their bar tabs SOMEHOW!
Have you seen the barkeeper class?
I like the 7 charisma team idea.
658.
We were all weary travelers in the same bar, throwing back some pints. Not looking for trouble, not looking for a fight.
There was some noise up in the attic; it didn't go well. Spiders burst through the rafters, there were too many to count and some really thick nests up there. We were the only ones that survived.
Yes sheriff, we did burn down the bar.
So we decided this country had a real spider problem. Far too many people-devouring spiders about. Please let us go on our way, this is important work we are doing.
!!!
A dm I know started a game very much like that.
Easy, if the elf looks like a woman, it is a guy. If it has giant gazongas and impossibly thin thighs, so warped in its form that it does not represent a woman except in the most fevered sexist objectifying mind, then it is a girl.
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661: The dwarf has a truly great a??... Hmm, what's the word, starts with 'A', three letters... It'll come to me.
662: I think the enchanter is messing with my mind, making me forget stuff, and... stuff. If I catch them at it, I'm totally going to... tell the paladin.
663: I totally agreed of my own free will and volition, to assist the paladin and the other two on their quest. Which is pretty good, becuase they could have put like a geas on me or something if I hadn't. What does 'volition' mean?
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664. It's the family business. *turns over shoulder* "As a FIGHTER, I'm supposed to FIGHT, MOM!!!"
664a. "It's okay son. Do whatever you want. Pretend I'm not here, watching the child she spent 11 hours in labor risk his life swinging around a *sword* when he came in *first* in class in magical theory in private school that *I paid* for!
Revenge.
674. They're hoping I will forget all of that blackmail information I have on them.
675. Said by the Numerian construct "01000010011001010110001101100001011101010111001101100101001000000111010001 101000011001010111100100100000011100110110010101110010011101100110010100100 000011011010111100100100000011100000111010101110010011100000110111101110011 011001010111001100100000011000010110111001100100001000000111011101101000011 001010110111000100000011101000110100001100101011110010010000001100011011000 010110111001101110011011110111010000100000011100110110010101110010011101100 110010100100000011101000110100001100101011010010111001000100000011001100111 010101101110011000110111010001101001011011110110111000100000011101000110100 001100101011110010010000001110111011010010110110001101100001000000110001001 100101011000110110111101101101011001010010000001101100011101010110001001110 010011010010110001101100001011011100111010000101110"
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676. So I can practice my Random Trivia skill and have it potentially pay off.
Gotta catch 'em all!
679 I've lost a drinking contest and they needed a packmule.
680 That elf lady cast geas on me and i cannot disobey.
681 There is a prophecy i am destined for greatness.
682 I am their moral compass
683. I'm a compulsive altruist and gift-giver. And these brigands and thieves I'm with? Well the gifts have to come from somewhere...
684. We're all part of a troupe called "Ars Magica." I may be a lowly retainer now, but someday I hope to be the magic guy!
685. It's all part of the trust-building exercise. Okay, untrustworthy thief, CATCH ME! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE! OOOOWWWWW!
686. I love seeing the idiot do the "catch me" trust-building stuff. He never learns his lesson. And now I can go through his pockets for gold. Fun AND profitable.
691. If I don't stay with the party, how will I ever get into that skimpy leather wearing elven rogue's pants when she gets drunk?
692. I need some guinea pigs to taste test my, er... Special recipes. I wonder if the barbarian is done tenderizing that dwarf yet...
693. These fools think I am some big dumb fighter... Little do they know I am merely obfuscating stupidity so that I might one day perfect my Sword-Chucks...
695. I am on a personal quest to power. I merely convinced them i was going to save the world.
696. I am secretly a necromancer in training. As long as i am with the group i have plenty of fresh material to practice on.
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698. I am planning to sell them to demons as slaves, but first I need to know how much to charge.
699. I sold my last group to demons as slaves and I need a group to blame it on.
700. I need protection from the group I framed for selling people to demons as slaves.
701. I was caught by people I framed for selling people to demons as slaves... and they sold me to demons as a slave! These are the people I escaped with.
702. These are the people I escaped demonic slavery with and we're hunting the group who sold me to demons as a slave!
703. I slaughtered my last group after they helped me kill those who sold me to demons as a slave and discovered evidence I'm the one who sold them to demons as slaves. I need these people to look like a regular adventurer.
704. They are protecting me from the demons seeking to reclaim me as a slave.
705. They are protecting me from the angels seeking vengeance for my demonic slaver ways.
706. They are protecting me from the previous group after the previous group discovered I sold people into slavery and that's why the angels were after me.
707. I need these people to help me escape after my previous group got tired of protecting me and sold me to demons as a slave... and this time, the demons are more vigilant about escape attempts!
708. All of the other adventuring groups had restraining order against me.
709. I have a death sentence on 12 systems.
710. Because this all female adventuring group needed a mage but but I was the only one willing to adventure and the priestess had a revelation from her god saying I was her chosen champion.
712. Every time i am asked to make a sacrifice to my dark lord i can use one of these suckers, they simply disappear overnight. The others are none the wiser.
712. Every time i am asked to make a sacrifice to my dark lord i can use one of these suckers, they simply disappear overnight. The others are none the wiser.
712a. It helps they have the attention spans of goldfish.
713. I joined this adventuring party (cult, gang, mob, etc.) because I needed a grander purpose. To be part of something greater than myself. With them, I feel my identity has significance, like I belong here.
(a break from the more humorous entries in this thread.)
714. because my wife wont let me out of the basement, she keeps saying she is going to sell me for Spice if i ever stop Gming (whatever that means)