I've eaten now...so I'm sleepy again. Cheeseburger, fries, and chocolate shake for breakfast. LOL complete with dipping fries in shake...yuummmyyy.
Not fast food though...I've discovered that my favorite place for burger and fries...is Denny's. LOL
Gotta sleep now...gonna see the baby later today and donna wants to get pictures of me/us with the baby for some God Forsaken reason. So...I need to at least try to get rid of some of the darkness that's been lingering u under my eyes, along with some of the puffiness.
New keyboard is awesome. Click Click Click Click :)
And it weighs around 4lbs so it should be fairly resilient.
And a good improvised weapon.
But don't go hitting anyone with it and take a chance on breaking it.....
Remember..... break people not your stuff.
I think that might be good advice for Arista on this day, lol.
OH LOrdy lordy....someones gonna be sorry. I'll try not to go too psycho on anyone.....except the bad guy. lol
Fair GM warning: this will be a very tough fight but doable.
Favored enemy evil outsider!
That'll help.
Yeahhhh....so this is where things start getting a little scary. LOL
Henry is trying to defeat a dragon in Dark Souls, and it's taking just a little longer than he thought it would....but, he should be on in just a few minutes. It's taking a while though cuz he's just using large arrows. LOL
I plan on using every swift and immediate action in the book a magus is pretty much a living arsenal and I don't plan on leaving anything in reserve.
If it really is a greater bargest then it's got some really nice defensive spell-like abilities. I may not have brought enough arrows. :/
Arista has over 300 in her bag of holding, she kept asking you if you wanted any of them......
Damn arrows for days.
Wrong size.
Oh, tiny goblin arrows :( Way to get my hopes up.
OH sorry...didn't realize there was a difference in sizes...thought arrows were....well arrows. It's okay...Arista will just use them to impale any little evil creatures head who gets in her way.....nah...probably not. *sighs*
There's a feat that lets you stab somone with an arrow, and then shoot it at someone else (or the same person since it also pushes them back 10 ft). It's very Cyna but RAW it's elves only.
It's okay....Arista will think of...something to do with them. >;oP
And now it gets busy at work. Damn it.
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I love the image of the angelic servant of Sarenrae telling everyone to get back...WHILE ON FIRE.
Mythic Greater Barghest. sigh
I gave you plenty of warnings.
Oh we know, it's just that this is going to hurt.
Yeah...lotta fat good that does us when we would have to fight the son of a B#&!$ anyways. Pfft
Now now, it's not as bad as a dire platypus.
NO...no...of course not because it's WORSE!!!
Aaaannnndddd Henry didn't finish off the dragon earlier, and now it's back. Lol
It burns.
Oh dear...
What....is that? The colors were a bit bright for such an image.
Nazipus?
I'm afraid I would just have to decapitate it.....I'm thinkin....if we actually succeed in killing this bastard....since he's like their messiah and all...we could....and I know this is gonna sound awful, so I'm sorry if it offends anyone but, we could take all those small arrows I kept, fashion them into a cross and hang him from it....upside down? Just a thought...I'm sure we wouldn't actually do it....but, it would be a pretty terrifying sight to the other evil goblins wouldn't it? OR just piss them off royally.....Okay, I'm done being bad now. That's just one of many things that I'm feeling like doing to this SOB. Nobody, but NOBODY ruins MY hair and gets away with it so easily!
Lol. I think when you kill a god you kinda have to make a statement about it don't you? You sure you don't worship Ragathiel?
After we decapitate him of course....so that there is absolutely NO hope of anyone bringing him back...ever....oh, and burn his body while on the cross as well....hehehehe....damn, I am one evil b~+$% when I've reached my limit.
It's the hormones...blame it on the hormones.
OH I do, I totally do. It's the hormones....I would NEVER defile a body under normal circumstances....but I don't put evil god like creatures in that category. They can just go get f$!+ed with the holy light of Sarenrae and a lotta fire!!!
Oh this may be important:
Catching on Fire
Characters exposed to burning oil, bonfires, and non-instantaneous magic fires might find their clothes, hair, or equipment on fire. Spells with an instantaneous duration don't normally set a character on fire, since the heat and flame from these come and go in a flash.
Characters at risk of catching fire are allowed a DC 15 Reflex save to avoid this fate. If a character's clothes or hair catch fire, he takes 1d6 points of damage immediately. In each subsequent round, the burning character must make another Reflex saving throw. Failure means he takes another 1d6 points of damage that round. Success means that the fire has gone out—that is, once he succeeds on his saving throw, he's no longer on fire.
A character on fire may automatically extinguish the flames by jumping into enough water to douse himself. If no body of water is at hand, rolling on the ground or smothering the fire with cloaks or the like permits the character another save with a +4 bonus.
We don't have that kind of time though....I may need some skin grafts...but this son of a b!@## is going DOWN! Henry said the Ref save was an 18, which means I'd have to roll a 16 at least to make it...and I don't wanna waste time with that...so, I just gotta take it I guess. Thanks for the info though, I'll have Henry take a look at it.
Such absolute badassery! Don't worry wr have the healing pool less than a day's travel from here, she might need one hell of a dunking though.
Wait, can you drown somone in a healing pool or is that just the Greatest Torture Ever?
Henry said it's one of the barghest abilities and falls under the rules for monsters burn special ability or something, which makes it different from typical burning rules or something like that. So, I'm not gonna waste time rolling around on the ground. She has more clothes, and I have an idea brewing in my little brain about what might possibly help us out...even though it's a long shot.
hahahah.....that's toooo funny. She'll burn, but she'll survive, the fire will be out in a couple of rounds...but, like I said...I got an idea brewing in my little brain. I also have to go back to the fertility clinic today for more tests...just realized it when I looked at the calender. Damn....it never ends.
I don't think the pool will bring back all her hair though....I'm not even sure how much burns off....I hope she doesn't end up bald. :o(
Thinking of the goblins watching made me thing of This
I was thinking more like this.
LMAO SOOOOOO WRONG!
"though my teeth can sever your head from your body."
Wait does this MOFO have VORPAL teeth?