I'm saying, nobody.
cept Conan or James T Kirk.
Spock is too smart to even neck pinch the Main Man.
who is Lobo?
Dredd.
why ain't he got no pants on?
He's a'scaired 'cause his pants... are covered in bees!
Robocop?
Battou?
Ashley J. "Ash" Williams?
Got about five more off the top of my head but more will come to me.
Batman, Hellboy, Batou, most of the Marvel heavies (Deadpool especially), and definitely the Goon.
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Obscurity.
Lieutenant Colonel 'Mad' Jack Churchill
Dredd.
Lobo: Breakin' The Law.....
Got about five more off the top of my head but more will come to me.
Batman, Hellboy, Batou, most of the Marvel heavies (Deadpool especially), and definitely the Goon.
Batman wouldn't even make an adequate truncheon for th' Main Man to beat the rest of those geeks to death wit'.
Deathstroke/Slade?
Sportsmaster?
Oh, yeah. Deathstroke. The guy who's always menacing Robin and the rest of his 8th grade class.
Lobo better wear some Pampers to that meetin'.
Obscurity.
you kids don't know nuttin' about history.
That's okay. It repeats itsself no matter what you do.
Like a well maintained 50 cal.
Deathstroke? Are we thinking of the same Deathstroke? The one who killed Batman and Superman in the Fallen Heroes Storyline?
Superman has a glass jaw.
It's called "Kryptonite."
Bah, Wolverine's already beaten him and drank his beer besides in the Amalgam comic crossovers.
Bun-Bun
Been there, done that.
Wolverine. Did it in crossover.
Everyone knows Wolverine paid Lobo to take a dive in that fight.
Squirrel Girl could totally beat Lobo, though.
Bah, Wolverine's already beaten him and drank his beer besides in the Amalgam comic crossovers.
Man, Lobo beat Bugs Bunny. Wolverine wouldn't stand a chance.
I really hate Fan Boys.
I actually think Lobo and Kirk are dicks, and don't want their autograph or sweat covered towel.
But facts is facts,....behind Conan, they're the two baddest mofo's ever.
Squirrel Girl didn't beat Dr. Doom. He always defeats himself; he eternally subconsciously undermines himself.
Squirrel Girl defeating him just proves this.
Ironically Lobo can even defeat Lobo.
Which is a dangerous paradox, resulting in:
And Wolverine always wins because the author in question is a panderer any more.
Least Claremont had the balse to have him disintegrated by a Sentinel.
Claremont woulda seen the truth of Lobo's badassery and had him kill Wolverine.
Heck; S'ym probably didn't kill Wolverine in Belasco's Limbo. Lobo just left the corpse there for S'ym to eat like a scavenger.
Though Lobo is a space dolphin lover.
Truly, I say. I have been to the very late 80's.
I'm running a highly sophisticated computer program to determine number four badass as we speak.
BTW: By fanboy I was referring to some other Lobo things I have seen.
And it's not Mal, or River Tam.
Although I give her props for the accidental, spontaneous creation of hoverhand.
Darth Bane? Or the 1st/Original Darth Caedus?
I got a good laugh out of the Lobo vs Santa Claus issue.
I hope Justin Bieber gets to play Jacen Solo.
NO! Jacen doesn't deserve that insult!?!
Izzthatafactnow?! The answer is none of the above. Lobo beat Supes big red "S" to a bloody pulp in their first fight. The Main Man was so intoxicated he forgot the fight even happened. Btw, none of the below can beat Lobo either!
Hulk > Lobo
Give it up, Conta! Hulk is easily beaten by some chick named Betty Ross. Hulk has no chance in the end.
This is how it would go. Lobo hits Hulk --> Hulk gets mad and smashes Lobo into paste --> Lobo regenerates --> Hulk smashes Lobo into paste --> ect ect ect
Wrong again, Conta. Lobo hits Hulk. Hulk reaches escape velocity as he leaves Earth's atmosphere. Hulk can get as mad as he wants on his long, one way trip to Saturn. ( The planet. Not the car dealership.)
Is that how he got to Planet Hulk?
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And Wolverine always wins because the author in question is a panderer any more.
Least Claremont had the balse to have him disintegrated by a Sentinel.
Claremont woulda seen the truth of Lobo's badassery and had him kill Wolverine.
Heck; S'ym probably didn't kill Wolverine in Belasco's Limbo. Lobo just left the corpse there for S'ym to eat like a scavenger.
Say it all you want but there is at least some bit of proof out in the world that exists showing Wolverine beating Lobo. Nothing for the opposite case.
Thus ... Wolverine can beat Lobo. You don't have to like it. It's tastier if you don't actually.
... but it happened.
And Wolverine always wins because the author in question is a panderer any more.
Least Claremont had the balse to have him disintegrated by a Sentinel.
Claremont woulda seen the truth of Lobo's badassery and had him kill Wolverine.
Heck; S'ym probably didn't kill Wolverine in Belasco's Limbo. Lobo just left the corpse there for S'ym to eat like a scavenger.
Say it all you want but there is at least some bit of proof out in the world that exists showing Wolverine beating Lobo. Nothing for the opposite case.
Thus ... Wolverine can beat Lobo. You don't have to like it. It's tastier if you don't actually.
... but it happened.
He lost, due to a popular vote by fans.
What a crock of shit.It means less than nothing when them treads hit the pavement.