"This is the song that never ends..."-IHIYC
"it just goes on and on my friends..." -lucky7
"Some people started singing it not knowing what it was..." - hobbsdadolfin
"and the'll continue singing it forever just because.." - IHIYC
"I'll sing it in a high pitched dolphin voice" - Hobbsdadolfin
"blast these hollow bones of mine"-Little Skylark
"Today is MY day!"-GM Beernorg
"Its red velvet on the inside you know."-Lucky7
"He must be delirious!"-GM Beernorg
"Behold..EYE BEAMS!!"-Lucky7
"Behold...HOLD BEE!" - GM_Beernorg
"SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!"-IHIYC
"Oooh, HERE'S something I've never done to my eyes before...." - lucky7
"Who cares about sharks? Yellow and dark blue is my color!"-IHIYC
"Is it a crime just to f#*%ing look at an airplane?!? Yeah, I have laser-beam eyes, so?" - lucky7
"Get to the CHOPPA!"-IHIYC
"I ain't got time to bleed." - Lucky 7
"what do you mean I should have read the contract, that guy looked legit" -strayshift after a crossroads deal
"The crossroads demon...was it made of fire?"-GM Solspiral
"Wonder what would happen if I tried optic blast on a mirror" Lucky7
"Alright, the ocean is perfectly safe..."-GM Solspiral
"Wait...I don't have a beard. WHAT THE HELLS IS THIS?!?" - lucky7
"hold it, is my mouth just one solid piece of tooth?" - IHIYC
"Can't...breathe...water...OR...air?!?" - hobbsdadolfin
"oh no, I'm very sure the King liked my jokes. He was really RED"-IHIYC
"It turns out gamma radiation doesn't give you ultra-strength. Quite the opposite, actually...." - GM_Beernorg
"Man, the guys from Aperture just GAVE me this white gel as face paint? That's nice!"-IHIYC
"Shoot me in the chest!" - Benito Mussolini
"Yes, I'm talkin to you! Sheesh!"-IHIYC
"Oh yeah? You and what army?" -lucky7
"I got the WORST headache feels liek a spider is trying to eat me brain..." Sissyl
"This isn't a beard!"-GM Solspiral
"Anybody else smell sulfur?" - lucky7
"son of a.....I can't see through this helm after all."-Randarak
"You're right. He would never have a favored enemy so specific."-GM Beernorg
Thor and his hammer? You've got to be Jotn! - Lucky 7
"Well, he did ask politely, so I suppose I'll stand up." - strayshift
"No! No! It's makeup!"-IHIYC
"Weird Al Yankovic is the greatest musician alive today, and my personal Lord and Savior, so when he tells me to stick my head in the microwave and get myself a tan, you'd better believe I do it!" - lucky7
"SALE AT TARGET ON CLOWN UNIFORMS!"-IHIYC
"and now I give you my finest feat of amazement, flame hair and HAIR SPRAY!"-Lucky7
"Amazing! My flying fish and piranha breeding was a success!" --Beernog
"You sacrifice just a little bit of protection, but it's waaayyy more comfortable! CLOTH FULL PLATE IS THE WAY OF THE FUTURE! " - Azten
"padded armor is fire proof right?" -IHIYC
"I'm really excited about this show, I've heard the performer's really, really good! It's called 'The Dumbshow of Gorroc'!" - GM_Solspiral
"No succubus can seduce me ! I seduce succubuses with my manly ways !"
Scientists proved PMS is not real so stop yammering. - Some guy
"Stupid scientists, spending all that time in 'school' and doing 'research', HMPH! What do they know?" - some average American
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"So the big red button makes the cappuccino right?"-IHIYC
"Hair doesn't burn, and neither does hairspray" - Lucky7
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