"I wonder what this button does?" -Tirq
"Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!" ~ Groucho Marx (Attributed)
"Look at all those cute squirrels! Why are they staring at me like that?" -- I'm Hiding In Your Closet
"Man discount sushi, must be my lucky day!"- Lucky7
"Do I have something in my eye?, hey where is that hand mirror" Lucky7
"Staring contest against Edward Cullen in the sunlight, no problem"-lucky7
"who gave those goblin all those fire arrows? Saruman is a....[crackle, crackle, shriek!!]
"Is that a kobold barbarian riding a dire badger?"-GM_Beernorg
"My God, its full of stars." - Dave
"If its liquid and in an eye dropper its eye drops, look I'll show you... AGG"-lucky7
"I'll show the Flying Spaghetti Monster who's Boss!" -ODF
"I have bad news cousin Larch is now an end table" -GM_solspiral
"no, I'm the 5th bat boy in the family line, thank you"-Lucky7
"There is no way this could possibly go wrong." GM_Beernorg
"I'm sure I wouldn't know sir!"-FuelDrop
"Oh, I CAN leave this Closet!" -IHIYC
"Surely the DM wouldn't send a tarrasque against us. I attempt to disbelieve it." -lucky7
"Wait, a pack of tarrasques?"
"I'll let you out" - Lucky7
"Trust me, this'll be great!" Lucky7
"Hold my beer, I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!" -Lucky7
"You call that a slash? I barely felt it. C'mon, bring it on!" -Lucky7
LOL!
"Hit me with your best shot!
Why don'tcha hit me with your best shot?
C'mon! Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!" -lucky7
"Watch this!" anon.
"Nah, there's no way that bounty hunter would ever look in here." -IHIYC
"Let's split up!" - Lots of people
"I'm supposed to be afraid of fairies? Hah!" - Local lumberjack laughing off a Druid's warning.
After leaving off to chop some wood at the forest, he was never heard from again.
"Wait, that's not a seven..." - Lucky7
"Yep this authentic antique make-up from Louis the 14th's France, lead content, what-cha mean lead con-" -Sotiria Spiros