F@#@em.
Hey, Dingo. That's what I was waiting for. I knew it wouldn't be long. ;)Huh. A large desert with vast oil reserves populated by heavily armed religious fundamentalists who don't like homosexuals, womens' rights, or centralized government.
We'd be invading it for oil in a week.
6.1% unemployment right now.
I love the whole "those ignorant f~&#ing Texans" spiel.
Not the whole state. Just the textbook adoption committee.
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So any way, I got an email back from the Texas legislature...they have passed the suggestion along to the appropriate people (code for: read it out loud at a drunken BBQ and we all laughed).
Remember this isnt 100 trillion profit over 1 year, its a hundred trillion profit over 20 years or 5 trillion per year. But what do you do with 6 terawatts? you use it to mass produce hydrogen for hydrogen powered cars. The less profit you care to take, the lower the price of Hydrogen (to a point where it is comparable with petrol.
Congratulations Comrade Dingo!
The Texas legislature, the Albanaian...um, whatever it is called in Albania, you're becoming a regular gadfly for our leaders, locally and internationally!
Vive le Dingo!
Also, there is an embassy call from Elbonia... They are very interested in this turbine thing you apparently know something about, and very interested in a joint venture for constructing a "windmill", something top Elbonian scientists have discovered must be possible.
New Hampshire is cooler than Texas.
And we have a lower unemployment rate--we pawn them all off onto Massachusetts!
Live free or die!
That's OK, we ship lots of tax avoiders up to you ...and then they vote for more taxes in NH! Vive La liberalisme stupidite!
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That's OK, we ship lots of tax avoiders up to you ...and then they vote for more taxes in NH!
But we still don't have an income tax!
Live free or die!
[Drives off in his Towncar, smoking a spliff with one hand and shooting an AR-15 out the window with the other. Not wearing his seatbelt.]
Quick, gobbo! Put your seatbelt on! You'll get shot by swedish seat belt police!
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Also, there is an embassy call from Elbonia... They are very interested in this turbine thing you apparently know something about, and very interested in a joint venture for constructing a "windmill", something top Elbonian scientists have discovered must be possible.
I tell you what...if they go and do this stuff, you can say I am a BBEG for getting my Death Star. See if New Texas pull this off, they will have 200 trillion dollars - enough to go to the Moon and Mine Tritium (or Helium three or what ever the shit is) and build a reactor on the moon and use it to beam a laser back at the earth to power shit here (Three cheers for the Death Star Laser Moment :P).
That's OK, we ship lots of tax avoiders up to you ...and then they vote for more taxes in NH!But we still don't have an income tax!
Live free or die!
[Drives off in his Towncar, smoking a spliff with one hand and shooting an AR-15 out the window with the other. Not wearing his seatbelt.]
[Sharp intake of breath]
[Clicks on the link]
[Relieved sigh]
Man, I thought for a second they passed a seat belt law!
It's only a matter of time. It's for your own good after all ...
He He Texans remind me of Queenslanders....
There is a town called Texas in Queensland.