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Lucky 7 is the librarian of the "Fango's Zine Store", which sells only paraphernalia and publications related to the offsprings of natural and infected lycanthropes.
A full third quarter of these publications attempt to define the specific name and the correct taxonomy of such beings. But the real question haunting most of the customers is "Who is Fango, really ?".
Some say Fango is lucky 7 in disguise, but Lucky 7 is adamant that he wears no disguise. Which makes sense because no disguise would resist such a slavering mouth.
Some say Fango is the father of Lucky 7, but Lucky 7 claims he is fatherless - which makes sense since his mother is a ghost, and was a ghost when she gave birth to him - in fact, it's fully documented that she was born a ghost and grew up playing hopscotch with ghouls and feys.
Some say Fango is an aggregate, or a committee of several people. But this seems unlikely because the original bookstore (before Lucky 7 somehow inherited it) was a marvelous repository of good books - and anyone knows litterary choices made by committee are terrible.
Some say Fango is Lucky 6 or 5... but that doesn't really explain anything.
So the mystery remains. Such is the rightful way of a world full of ghouls, lycanthropes and feys.
Lucky7 has just been exposed as the brains behind My Little Vasectomy Pony.
Pulg was doing Movember but lost track of time, two years ago.
Lucky 7 locked his jaw in that exact same position 7 years ago. He was called "Unlucky 5" a few years back.
Lucky7 can hatch footballs by sitting on them.
Someone who doesn't resemble Lucky7 in the slightest, do you hear, is famous in Austria as the Happy Spankerer, who loves to go a-spankering, his n... nu... oh, his *knapsack* on his back. Thank goodness for that.
Valderee, valderaa, valderee hahahahaha.
Pulg can lick his own nose.
Charles Scholz has no hands, but he has 3 feet.
lucky7's eyes are really battery powered Christmas lights.
Lucky7 is not lucky at all, nor does he have anything to do with the number 7.
Chrysanthe Spiros is as smooth as an underwater Bishop
Pulg speaks with words no man can understand.
(( What does underwater Bishop even mean? ))
Lucky7 has a frog collection.
Little Skylark lost a fight with a cuckoo bird.
Schism wants to explain (on Pulg's behalf) that of course an underwater bishop has to be smooth, hydrodynamic and covered in gleaming scales, otherwise the fish will twig straight away that he isn't One Of Them and he'll be shunned and unable to distribute any inflatable bibles.
Schism also has a Lucky7 collection.
Pulg is fast.
Schism is a minty ninja
Lucky7 is Justins biggest fan.
lucky7 is only slightly less lucky than an unlucky cricket.
MithrilDragon's has glue on mithril scales.
Midgard Serpent wears Mudguard Super-Pants.
Lucky 7 was missing this thread.
Lite Skylark did her business on lucky7's head.
Lucky7 produced a series of banned sashay horror films, jam packed with gratuitous struts and senseless pouting.
Lucky7, of course, views Charles Scholtz's actions from safely afar.
Jack Rabbit Slim used to play bassoon in Hanoi Rocks.
Pulg has bad ass dancing skills. He once got thrown out of a party because people were fainting because he looked so cool.