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[Brain]The same place we find them every night.[/Brain]
/cevah
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Hereby the situation has been put into practice in PFS.
Magus: (name self) knows that his attacks have very limited effect on the demon. In a desperate attempt he tries to grapple the succubus.
Witch ooc:
Not sure how that would work...could you describe this action further, or uh, maybe post some pictures?
Magus ooc:
You wish ;-) I am sure you can find some nice pictures if you just use your search engine or imagination. The opportunity is too good to pass on and (name self) has no idea that this might not be the wisest action.
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We've been dealing with this succubus grappling a female druid for a few years now.
To be honest, it's the sheer stamina I'm baffled by.
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Yes. It returns. It always returns.
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One might say that it just keeps coming back.
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She just needed some rest, that's all :)
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Wait.... Did the succubus feel drained?
/cevah
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I thought the bear was the one doing the poking.
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This succubus is not fully enraged yet, so the bear is going to poke her with a... Uhhhh... Stick!!!
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What if the succubus is the bear druid? Or the paladin?
EDIT: Psst, it's back. Again.
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Now I'm pondering the new options now available with Succubus Unchained...
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I have two rules bloat jokes, and both are equally terrible.
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Now I'm pondering the new options now available with Succubus Unchained...
I'm sure we all think that the Chained version is more fun...Pathfinder, that is.
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Now I'm pondering the new options now available with Succubus Unchained...
That's easy. Restart the grapple, because all my hard work has been undone and it's time to do it all over again.
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an answer that won't screw a tetori any more than they already are.
I just... I can't... you... perfect... how has no one commented on this before me?!
I... I can't do it. It's... it's too... it's right there.
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an answer that won't screw a tetori any more than they already are.I just... I can't... you... perfect... how has no one commented on this before me?!
I... I can't do it. It's... it's too... it's right there.
I know, right? The problem is all the comments I thought to say had a good chance of those ninjas swooping in and taking me out of the action. :(
And, for the record, I'm with RogueMortal as another real life wrestler. Controlling the grapple should be necessary.
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Now I'm pondering the new options now available with Succubus Unchained...
Unless of course the succubus prefers the chains (and she probably does.)
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And in case anyone needed any extra entertainment, this thread looks promising.
Now I'm pondering the new options now available with Succubus Unchained...Unless of course the succubus prefers the chains (and she probably does.)
She just might. The question is does she enjoy the receiving or the giving of said chains. I'd ask, but she's not answering for some strange reason....
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She just might. The question is does she enjoy the receiving or the giving of said chains. I'd ask, but she's not answering for some strange reason....Now I'm pondering the new options now available with Succubus Unchained...Unless of course the succubus prefers the chains (and she probably does.)
Ball gag probably a ball gag
Ball gag probably a ball gagShe just might. The question is does she enjoy the receiving or the giving of said chains. I'd ask, but she's not answering for some strange reason....Now I'm pondering the new options now available with Succubus Unchained...Unless of course the succubus prefers the chains (and she probably does.)
Could be ;)
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So, we had this situation come up yesterday, three different instances at roughly the same time.
Situation sketch: 3 beautiful women in a pool requestion rescue because they are bound in there.
Partycomposition: Female human hunter with mammoth animal companion (me), female tiefling eldritch knight, female human cleric, male elven druid with crawling vine companion.
Ofcourse we want to help the three poor ladies get out of the pool, so my mammoth and I walk around it, using the mammoth's strength to pull them out of it without us getting wet, because I couldn't see any chains in the pool, just some platinum tiles.
After arriving at the third, just after my mammoth has put her trunk around it the damn woman shimmers and turns into a succubus.
At the same time the druid (in Sargassum Fiend shape) and the crawling vine are near the other two succubi and as they start casting (hostile) spells they grapple them.
Now, I was fast enough to tell my mammoth to let go of the demon lady (having been at the receiving end of a succubus kiss before, even though I don't swing that way) before it could try to do naughty things to her and sap her of her strength, but the druid and his companion did not.
However the two succubi didn't try to drain them, and I wonder why that was.
(Also meanwhile the tiefling had failed a suggestion to get into the pool and was stripping naked to get in, while the cleric was facepalming)
Sounds to me like we need to check to see if the mammoth gained any negative levels!
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Oh, RogueMortal, why do you nerf me so? I swear, it's getting harder and harder to be an upstanding (half) Succubus recently. Everyone talks about this "Raw" thing, and tell me I can't do stuff anymore! I don't even know what a "Raw" is! Is it like some kind of new kink, like the one you eat that uncooked Tian fish put on top of a naked girl?
Like, a month ago I was in this tavern, yes? At one point, a little jerk with a pointy hat with stars embroidered on it starts going "Monks suck, they can't do anything against the power of the arcane!". So I, reacting like any sane person would, charge off from the other side of the room shouting "I'll show you how monks suck!". So I get to him, grapple him, and he starts to go "Nu-uh, Mr. Pincers will reposition me". I was about to lure him into an act of passion, when a scorpion goes out of his coat and...and...lifts him and put him 5 feet away from me!
The scorpion!
I was sleeping trough most of my Physics classes (and with most of my class, now that I think about it), but I know that that is impossible! And that guy kept saying "It's RAW, you can't do anything". Now, I won't judge him for what he does with his scorpion behind closed doors, but I don't see how that helps him go against the law of physics! So I walk to his scorpion, throw it into a tankard of Ale, and toss the guy out of the window.
Ah, I get mad only thinking about it! I'll go grapple with my Rogue friend and see if she wants to get Unchained.
Raw my horns.*Grumblegrumblesuccugrumble*
Rai instead, and I don't mean that redhead with the giant eidolon
... who?
Ah. Now I know who you mean. (I haven't actually watched much Evangelion, soooooo...) :D
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ok... funny story...
Back when Wizards had a "Mature" section of the board on their site, a user (Pipa) had started a slave market thread. Pipa set up a stage and other posters got on either as buyers or as the slaves being sold.
So about the third page in, one poster has a succubus come in, waiting her turn on the block, when her collar is taken off by someone. Another gives her some magazines of interest to keep her busy as another is trying to free the slaves and going toe to toe with the Pipa and guards trying to escape.
I enter in with the third character I had introduced in the thread, Claris, a half drow, half lizardfolk person that used to be human. (She got into a box of cursed items and really had bad luck previous to being used here)
She has a specialized collar with balls around it, sneaks behind the reading Succubus and slaps it on her. It limits her actions as a regular magic slave collar, except when following an order by the owner of the collar.
Claris points to the man on the stage after explaining the collar to her, and says "Blank-Blank-Blank-Blank Him!!"
Hilarity ensued. After she was finished (The guy was zapped but still alive at this point, turned into the authorities) Claris gets the collar back. The balls had went from black to a bright light red as she was enjoying the man's company. She took it back to the Kobold Assassin that owned her.
After the Mature boards was gone, I continued the story, having that Kobold Assassin commission the making of a few magical items, using the succubus extract as a focus to effect the purpose of them.
This thread reminds me of happy times... oh yeah.
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Sometimes I wonder if this thread should be taken out back and given the Old Yeller treatment.
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Watched repeatedly and cry every time?
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Was she wearing a tube top and skirt at the time of doing jumping jacks? Did her wings need to be concentrated on to not unfold when she was going down from a jump? Was she smiling at the time, or was her concentration giving her an "O" face? Was there some Bards around playing music to Jumping Jack to? Were they playing Jumping Jack Flash? She wasn't doing this on the head of a pin, by any chance?
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Was she wearing a tube top and skirt at the time of doing jumping jacks?[/qoute]
The player did not specify what if anything she had on, so I guess she was naked.
Did her wings need to be concentrated on to not unfold when she was going down from a jump?I assume her wings were folded behind her back
Was she smiling at the time, or was her concentration giving her an "O" face? Was there some Bards around playing music to Jumping Jack to? Were they playing Jumping Jack Flash? She wasn't doing this on the head of a pin, by any chance?
I am going to assume she had a wicked little smirk on her face.
Unfortunately our bard was not there, but other players were clapping in rhythm and tossing gold coins.
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So in a game I am running here on these boards, the question of does a succubus sweat while doing jumping jacks came up.
I ruled that being from the abyss they do not, as you can imagine this was not an easy call. So what say you experts?
She sweats only when it inspires passion in the audience.
/cevah
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How is this still considered a rules question? How many pages ago did the mods just tune out and go "I guess they're really REALLY interested in how these mechanics work out"?
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I'm tempted to FAQ your post, tgtg.
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I'd just like to point out that Erinyes are hotter. They'll do everything they promise to the letter. Everything.
Despite being a chaotic bastard, I like my ladies lawful.
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Erinyes may have less charisma, but I play charisma as facial beauty. The body is all about the physical stats, and Erinyes got that locked down compared to the Succubus.
20, 23, 21 vs a mere 13, 17, 20.
Succi may have a cuter face, but Erin is bringing the body!