Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzzzzah!!!!!


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Initiative: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (10) + 12 = 22


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Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Oh that's cool, I enjoyed picturing 'Elder-God-Elgan', that made me smile. :)


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It's fast. Robert Redshirt lunges at Emrael and.....touches her.

she takes

7d6 ⇒ (3, 6, 6, 3, 4, 6, 3) = 31 in damage as painful spasms wrack throughout her body......

nothing else seems to be happening down here in the hold, but this crazy sailor who is on and on about "swallowing your soul," and vomiting black applesauce all about.

Group's attack!!!!!

Altai:

Spoiler:
where's the angel right about now?


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Elgan Dreadwood wrote:

Oh that's cool, I enjoyed picturing 'Elder-God-Elgan', that made me smile. :)

heh heh.....

yeah man; join in whenever it suits your fancy, man.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Sure that one of the creatures Altai spoke of has inhabited the man, Emrael opts to try to knock him out rather than kill him. She attacks until he falls unconscious. She will wait two beats after he falls and 'attack' the air above him blindly to see if the creature is foolish enough to rise directly upward when it vacates the man.

Attack: 1d20 + 20 - 4 ⇒ (18) + 20 - 4 = 34 Nonlethal attack
Damage: 1d8 + 23 ⇒ (8) + 23 = 31

Attack: 1d20 + 15 - 4 ⇒ (2) + 15 - 4 = 13 Nonlethal attack
Damage: 1d8 + 23 ⇒ (7) + 23 = 30

Attack: 1d20 + 10 - 4 ⇒ (16) + 10 - 4 = 22 Nonlethal attack
Damage: 1d8 + 23 ⇒ (1) + 23 = 24

"*gasp* Don't let the possessed ones touch you, Satari. It's most painful."


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She hits the host body 3 times, and she's pretty sure he should've gone down especially with that final chop to the knee.

It's still up though.
Still intent on swallowing souls.

spoiler for self:

Spoiler:
down 10 hp. dayyum.


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Man.

So sweet to be able to homage on Evil Dead 2 sorta.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

...

The flock of batwinged things flies out of Altai's stationary spell, and seems to veer around it.

...

Uh uh. Thanks to the magic of, well, magic, the spell is far from stationary. In fact...

Altai makes a beckoning gesture at the cinder-filled cloud. In defiance of physics and meteorology, it changes course and shape, oozing back into the maelstrom of winged bodies. He then grabs a plain-looking rod hanging from his belt and casts another spell...

First of all, the Incendiary cloud moves to AE-AL 18-29. I then re-cast Undeath to death, this time empowering it with my metamagic rod. Damage 15d4=33x1.5=50 HD with undead snuffing it. They have to be withing 40' (essentially the back half of the ship) of me, but I don't need to see them. Again, fractions are lost.


Advanced flesh golem shield guardian

Heathy:

Spoiler:
The angel's the helmswoman, so she's sitting on the pilot's throne.


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Don't notice anything with the undeath to death spell.

The cloud moves, though, and you see a few of the dark shadowy things fall into the water below.


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Altai:

Spoiler:
the angel sees the coffin before her start to slam around, trying to come out of its bolts.

It's clanging around. Then, with a few clicks, dozens of small holes open on the sides.
A torrent of roaches starts pouring from all of the holes.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Wow. 81 posts. I am impressed

Pip lands in the hold of the ship, while Zippy alights next to him

"Got any good ideas on dealing with that guy?" He jabs a thumb at the Applesauce Redshirt Man

Zippy shrugs

"Beats me boss, got any tunage?"

Pip ponders

"Yep. Get me close"

Zippy grabs Pip and flys towards Em and Redshirt. Pip then begins playing a loud song

Starting up Holy Cacophany.

Details:

Spoiler:
Holy Cacophany: A 2nd Level ToS with 8 or more ranks in Perform can, as a bardic music effect, create a song of dicordant music that hampers evil creatures. Any creature within 30' of the ToS must make a successful Concentration Check (DC15+spell level) in order to cast a spell or use a spell-like ability. This is a sonic mind-affecting ability.


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meh. mostly just me spamming b/s.

"Graaaaaaah!!! That's not music!!!"

screams the Redshirt, possessed by......whatever it is.


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TRIAD ATTACK!!!


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Satari and Altai's menagerie are up to bat....


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bump


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called in to work. back in 4-5 hours maybe.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan pokes the thread with a stick,... :)


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

I have seen Satari's player on other threads, so I PM'd him this weekend to see if he was still in the game or not.


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Elgan Dreadwood wrote:
Elgan pokes the thread with a stick,... :)

I reckon you can do something if you want; the "Old One possession" isn't timed or anything.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Still checking in, but beyond busy.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Satari moves to flank with the Kensai, flowing like water around Mr. Redshirt and around behind the possessed being.

Knowledge check: 1d20 ⇒ 16 +12 for Planes, +15 for Religion, if one is appropriate; does he think this soul is salvageable or is he already gone?

Acrobatics to avoid AoO: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (12) + 23 = 35

Single Nonlethal Unarmed Strike: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (13) + 20 = 33
Damage: 2d10 + 9 ⇒ (2, 2) + 9 = 13


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He's salvageable. He's just possessed.

It's a dybbuk!

All the signs are there.

Satari pummels the Redshirt in the back of the head, and he sould've been knocked out.

He's as conscious as any puppet needs to be, at the behest of Svengali's strings.


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MAP


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Gjetost and Claw are up to bat.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

So, just to make sure I'm clear, the 'river of black' is a stream of monsters, as well as what we're fighting on deck?!? :P

Elgantree shakes, and the black leaves fall from his form, replaced by the usual mottled green and brown canopy of his treant form.

"WHAAA'LL. DAT WUZ UNPLEASANT,..." Elgantree rumbles.

The druid raises his leafy arms, and there is a response from the skies, A strangely echoing, oddly hollow sounding response, but a response nonetheless.

An enormous tornado appears in the center of the stream of black, flying figures, spinning and pulling them in until the whirlwind itself is black.

Elgan casts Whirlwind, (8th lvl spell) hopefully that will occupy most of them for a while! ;P


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Well I guess Altai's busy moving IRL. I'll figure out what to do to get this show on the road in the next couple hours probably.
It's....been a week.....I gotta get my crap together.


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Elgan's summoned tornado starts sucking the medium svelte black nightbaunts into its vortex. The flock isn't totally destroyed, but it's busy now.

Nonetheless, the ones that have reached the ship start harassing the sails and rigging..........


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Next, Claw and Gjetost come up on the redshirt dybbuk host; they don't have enough movement to attack though.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Altai:

** spoiler omitted **

I guess I'm dmpc'ing whatever was going on here; it's all good, don't need to worry about it.


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What happens next is senses shattering to say the least.

The ship points stem straight up in the air like the Titanic before it took the final plunge.

"Down" is now "RIGHT" on the map i.e. the back of the ship.

Everybody falls to the new floor; I'm just going to leave it in this dimension I think.....

Elgan's at AL AM 31-32.

Emrael's at AM 46.

Pip, by way of his winged compatriot, stays put.

The Redshirt stays put as well, standing sideways as if levitating on the "wall" that was the deck for some reason.

Dok is ? tumbling off the deck and away as the ship lists straight upward.
Satari is ? Claw and Gjetost, being kinda high on the BMI scale, crash through the walls and plummet downward. Satari tumbles after them, and in an unSatarilike display, plummets through the hole created by Claw's fall and widened by Gjetost's plummeting armor clad body.

Altai was in the aft cabin; he's ? at the moment
(i.e. in the middle of moving to Phoenix irl and thus busy with other things for the nonce).

So we're down to Emrael, Elgan and Pip at the moment.......

Group's attack!!!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Everybody just rotate their computer screen 90 degrees to the right because I can't figure out how to rotate this map really.

HUZZZAH!

map


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

She will try once more to knock the man unconscious.

Attack: 1d20 + 20 - 4 ⇒ (17) + 20 - 4 = 33 Nonlethal attack
Damage: 1d8 + 23 ⇒ (4) + 23 = 27

Attack: 1d20 + 15 - 4 ⇒ (16) + 15 - 4 = 27 Nonlethal attack
Damage: 1d8 + 23 ⇒ (4) + 23 = 27

Attack: 1d20 + 10 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 10 - 4 = 25 Nonlethal attack
Damage: 1d8 + 23 ⇒ (4) + 23 = 27

Three potential crits - can you crit with a nonlethal attack?

Confirmation?: 1d20 + 20 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 20 - 4 = 19 Nonlethal attack
Damage: 1d8 + 23 ⇒ (5) + 23 = 28

Confirmation?: 1d20 + 15 - 4 ⇒ (5) + 15 - 4 = 16 Nonlethal attack
Damage: 1d8 + 23 ⇒ (4) + 23 = 27

Confirmation: 1d20 + 10 - 4 ⇒ (6) + 10 - 4 = 12 Nonlethal attack
Damage: 1d8 + 23 ⇒ (7) + 23 = 30

"Leave him, spirit. I'm right here."


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Em hits all three times; no critical.

I guess you can crit with a nonlethal attack; Mike Tyson did anyway.

self spoiler:

Spoiler:
37 hp damage to the dybbuk so far

"Hee hee hee!!! Your little pigsticker tickles me, wench!"

Says the possessed, now thoroughly pummeled Redshirt.

Pip, Elgan up.


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Oh, and.....not quite yet, but soon I'll need a perception roll for Pip, Emrael, and MAYBE Elgan,.......this'll depend on where he is at the time;

if you want to bank those bad boys go ahead.

I'll reveal what it is when the time comes.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Perception: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (19) + 17 = 36


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

huzzzzah!!!


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Perception: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (6) + 25 = 31

Pip pulls out a scroll and reads off a short phrase

Trying a Remove Curse spell

Caster Check: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (3) + 15 = 18


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Lemme do some checkin.


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I need a f%+*in remove curse in real life.


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Meh....I'm going to dm fiat that it works somewhat; it's not really a "curse" per se.

That guy slumps to the ground. He's still "stuck to the wall."

The dybbuk's still in there, but the remove curse spell works like a paralysis spell for him.

You're now a positive energy ghoul for a little while, Pipmeister.


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Elgan.....


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Elgan's nowhere about. So, since he's up above on the deck, I'll get this here below decks foofaraw rolling again.

The possessed redshirt is "lieing down on the wall" in place; he's paralyzed for all intensive porpoises.

Now the reveal of the perception.....at AH 47, a little bat flaps to there, and then turns into a beauteous battlemaid in black breastplate wielding a bastard sword; she's on the side of the mast, so Pip can't pelt her with arrows without moving some. Again, she's standing on the deck, which is now the "wall" for you guys, since up has changed as the ship stood straight up like the sinking titanic. She's standing there though like it's the floor for her.

Your perception, though, beat her stealth, so turning from a bat into a battlemaid is pretty much her attack for this round.

Pip and Emrael's attack again.

Elgan and Altai can show up whenever IRL dictates it's doable.

Sorry this fight is kinda juddery; I like the encounter, though, so I figured I'd make some weird adjustments on the fly and keep her going, and whenever those two can show up I'll get them involved somehow.


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She is the blue square marked "FH."

She has a gnarly black bastard sword, that looks like it belongs on a Metalocalypse cover or cartoon.


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here's an image of the new kid


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Emrael casts Mirror Image to create Images: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6 duplicates of her.


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"Ha ha! Art thou wizard or swordswoman or twain them both?" says the new girl, in some antiquated forebear of the Oerth's common tongue.

Her eyes seem to glow somewhat; red light.

Pip.....


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Holy s$&*! Six mirror images!

So much for my insecurities about loading too much onto two players,....

heh heh.....


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Hey, Pixie Rogue;.....are you an old 1e grognard?....if not, I'll see if Pip figures out who the "New Girl" is......

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