Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

MAP!!!

right on.

new page.....new map linky......


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ftagn!


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip holds a large black arrow nocked and ready-aimed at the linnorm

’Arrow!’ Pip whispers

’Black arrow! I have saved you to the last. You have never failed me, likely because i have never shot you before. I had you from some dwarf with a droopy eye in Asgard and he from who knows where. If ever you came with a decent warranty on your dweomer, go now and speed well.’

Still holding =)


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Glowing catseyes consider Pip as he enjoys his arrow......


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Lol! I needed that!
:)

FYI, If I vanish for a couple of days its not on purpose, just slammed with dance shows through June, and got talked into auditioning for Urinetown (musical). so even more busy than usual insanity. ;P


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huzzah! whos doing what? I'm at the beach. I cut my toe on a barnacle!!!


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Plantasaurus Rex lowers it's head and growls at the linnorm,...

Elgan actually crouches slightly, unlike his usual relaxed & ready pose. The wild elf glances at Altai,...

Waiting to see if the fight is still on, or if Altai can use the command undead to end it, or just postpone it until the spell wears off.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

F#~#ing barnacles. Is it one of those long, curving cuts that keeps ripping back open no matter how carefully you thread? 'Cause those really suck.

As for ol' Svipdag, I'm thinking the best thing might just be to give young Utgardsloki the dragon. I really don't want any beef with Iggwilv. Problem is, she might think we're a bunch of dweebs of we just give in and show up later to bully us some more. That's no good either.


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Barnacle's better now. stung like a b$@+&. Little puncture under the toe nail.

The linnorm looks from character to character but doesn't seem to want crap right now with his ally under Altai's control.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


"My mistress, That Queen of Witches. Iggwilv.
I don't have the money; only my command from her. An offer I could not refuse."

"Ah. Her. Well, I don't blame you." Altai tries, unsuccessfully, to suppress a shiver. "Just to be clear, she didn't instruct you to kill us and then take the turtle? If we hand it over, will you come back later to finish the job?"


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Bleedin' barnacles Batman! I mean, That sounds painful, hope your foot feels better. ;)

Yeah, we're kind of in a darned either way situation here. Of course, THEY don't know that was your only command scroll,... :D

Elgan looks, uncertain. But he's obviously willing and ready to leap if Altai says 'Boo!'. Plantasaurus Rex Looks back at Elgan almost pleadingly. He looks like a hungry child at a buffet that was told he has to wait.


M Half-Orc Ranger

Dok waits and watches, bow in hand.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Emrael calmly waits, flames from the katana lighting up her face.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

A very attractive face. It's chiseled elvish beauty a contrast to the soft flowing curves of the neriad,...

Elgan shakes his head. He looks momentarily confused, but focuses his attention once again on the ghastly pair before them.

And takes the down time to whack himself with a wand of healing!


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Altai Iscarni wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


"My mistress, That Queen of Witches. Iggwilv.
I don't have the money; only my command from her. An offer I could not refuse."
"Ah. Her. Well, I don't blame you." Altai tries, unsuccessfully, to suppress a shiver. "Just to be clear, she didn't instruct you to kill us and then take the turtle? If we hand it over, will you come back later to finish the job?"

"She just told me to get the turtle by any means necessary. I won't be back; I don't have a reason to come back."

sorry; my internet access has been spotty to nonexistant. Will be offline tomorrow; back Sunday.


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toes better. It was just this nasty barb of oyster shells; I was creeped out by being cut by the nasty filthy thing.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

I used to fish little neck clams for money when I was in my twenties. You learned real quck to step light out there, but my feet still looked like hamburger


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my son got pinched by a crab yesterday. wife got bit by something in the ocean....


M Half-Orc Ranger

Sounds like you and the fam need to stay out of the water, man!


They say I was inspired by the eldrich beasts of the restless sea


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Agreed! Stay out of the water man! It ain't safe! ;P

"Wah'll den, kin we jes' finnish dis all frenlee lahk? Trade sum money fer a turtle and din we kin all go on our way? Lahk weez agreed tew in deh furstest place?" Elgan asks, sounding slightly exasperated.

(The strain of trying to convince a giant half=plant carnivore to NOT eat what's waiting in front of it seems to be showing a little.)

"Udderwise, Ah don' see us all bein' tew happy wit deh outcome uv deh fight, no matteh whew wins." He shrugs.

"Howzaboutit? Peaceful deal, ur more carnage?"


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"Can't we all just get along?" says the giant wight.


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Huzzzah!!!


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
"Can't we all just get along?" says the giant wight.

Elgan turns to Altai, a puzzled look on his tan elvin face.

"Did'n ah'I jes' say dat?!?"


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heh heh


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"How will you be bringing the dragon turtle back to... your boss? Do you have plane-shifting magics available to you?"


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"Yes. There's a magical hole through time and space up there in the tower in the middle of this cavern. I was told to bring Svipdag through there once I have acquired him."


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Huzzzzzzah!!!!!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

gnite!!!


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"How long will the hole stay open? Does it lead back to Igg...., uh, her lair in the Outer Planes, or to some other meeting-place?"


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"I think.....it will stay open as long as Iggwilv says it will stay open.

It leads to the plane where her abode is, on Hades.
I'm not sure how far from her lair it is.
But it empties on that Gray Waste."

At the mention of "Hades," that dragon Svipdag gurgles and speaks "I.....remember,.....being......GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
and then makes no more mouthings.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Oh well. I'm afraid Ig... she is going to have to offer us a better deal than the one proposed here. Lokisson, kill your linnorm. DO IT!" Altai starts casting a spell. "Spread out, folks. Don't get caught in another draconic blast."

Seriously, f!%% this guy.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan shrugs.

"Plantzilla, iz CHOWTIAHME!"

My my, aren't we just the little group of murderhoboes today? ;)


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Woah. That's a 180.....

There is a great calamity as rider and mount go to blows.....one round, the giant smashes the linnorm's skull, which responds by wheeling its head around, grabbing the giant in its mouth, and diving into the water of the lagoon.

That's the first round of their actions.

Pausing to see if anybody wants to do anything.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"All right!" Altai is clapping his hands, unable to control his glee. "Everyone! Battle stations! Get the ship outta the water and overland! A hundred feet up should do it. Whatever emerges from the water gets the tar blasted out of it."

"Elgan! The dragon spits fire - it is unbothered by that. Lokison is a half-demon of sorts, and probably ignores fire too. As an undead monster, he's going to be pretty resilient. I think summoned monsters are the way to go. Hold off on the actual summons, though - with a bit of luck, they'll simply kill each other."


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Thrash around in the water fighting for 3 rounds and it's over.

It finally calms down and there's nothing happening.

Then, above the water a 40 foot tall pillar of tentacled flame appears; flickering burning thrashing,

and it screams like a thousand screaming babies.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

"Perhaps luck is not on our side today."


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Huzzah!


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Fascinating. Did it erupt from the water, or just pop into existence?


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Hard to say. Possibly the latter.


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THE PYRE SPEAKS IN THE VOICE OF ONE THOUSAND SCREAMING CHORUS. A CHORUS OF THE DAMNED, IN HELL, UNDER ETERNAL FIRE.

"ALTAI! THOU, VAUNTED FOR FLAME, YOU ARE LIKE UNTO AN EMBER BEFORE A VOLCANO!!!
THIS IS POWER! THIS IS MORE THAN YOU AND YOUR ASSEMBLED RABBLE OF HEDGE MAGES AND SWORD THWAPPERS CAN COMPREHEND!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! HOW DARE YOU DEFY THE MOTHER OF ALL WITCHES!!! AT WHOSE TEATS THE ELDEST OF HAGS DID SUCKLE!!!"


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan eyes the strange, burning, tentacled thing askance.

He seems to be sizing it up, as if seeing if it might make a tasty treat for Plantasaurus Rex.


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It speaks to Elgan.

Eyes form within its habitus and consider the elfin rustic;

"I am the goddess of forest fires, little treehugger!"


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip switches out his Greater Dragon Slaying for a Greater Demon Slaying arrow and a chaser of Demon banes to follow it

"F**% you, you sad piece of last call pussy at the Azzagrat Tavern. You don't impress me in the slightest"

Attack 1 (manyshot also)1d20 + 21 ⇒ (14) + 21 = 351d8 + 100 + 19 ⇒ (5) + 100 + 19 = 124
Attack 2[1d20 + 21 ⇒ (18) + 21 = 391d8 + 1d6 + 19 ⇒ (6) + (2) + 19 = 27
Attack 3 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (9) + 21 = 301d8 + 1d6 + 19 ⇒ (4) + (5) + 19 = 28
Attack 4 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (17) + 21 = 381d8 + 1d6 + 19 ⇒ (4) + (1) + 19 = 24

Additional damage for Manyshot (if ATK 1 hits): 1d8 + 1d6 + 19 ⇒ (3) + (5) + 19 = 27


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Emrael looks a bit surprised at Pip's aggressive response. She moves closer to the troubadour since she guesses the excitement might be in his immediate vicinity shortly.


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Whatever the hell it was, it explodes into a fast warm wind that buffets the ship madly and rips rigging, and dissipates into filthy reeksome vapor when Pip bursts a brace of arrows into its head.

End of combat.

40,000 exp each player.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Bah. I was thinking of squeezing off a quick True seeing to take a closer look at the abomination. I should have paid closer attention, I guess.

"Nice shot. I very much doubt that was the Über-hag herself; most probably it was Lokison trying a final trick. Speaking of which..."

I'm going to summon some elasmosauruses to dive down and retrieve his body. I don't want him getting some sort of freakish rebirth here.


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How long does the elasmosaurus spell last?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

23 rounds each. I can summon a metric crapton of them, with the Ring of the best and my Superior Summoning feat, if necessary.


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10 rounds elapse. The elasmosaurs have dove.

Nothing.

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