(Because why not? Necromancers and Healers got it.)
1. "Hey guys, I made cookies. I'm sure your going to love it!"
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2. "Bad news. The hut wandered off again."
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My wife plays a witch in our Kingmaker game and makes cookies every time the party is back in town. She uses them to befriend kobolds and other intelligent, cookie loving monsters.
I'm playing one in my group's Monday game. She doesn't make food, but she does brew vodka....
4. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
5. This oatmeal tastes like arsenic.
My nose isnt the only thing with warts on it
My witch on interrogating a captured enemy "you can tell us what we need to know or you can be eaten alive by my little friends" She then opens her mouth and a swam of wasps crawls out.
My witch interrogating another prisoner "you do know who I am and what I do, you have been spying on us for long enough, you should know that I can hex your man parts so they are shriveled pus filled and useless"
"Your familiar... he's a newt, right?"
Similar to above.
"Can I cast Baleful Polymorph? You must be newt around here."
Do you realise there is only a one letter difference between 'Sex' and 'Hex'?
Why don't you relax in this nice hot cauld...er bath.
Did you just drop a house on my sister?
Your wife stopped by earlier today asking a lot of questions about curses.
20. Well if you'd stop getting in his way, my cat wouldn't keep crossing your path. Is that so hard?
21. I need another ingredient for my brew.
25. "Look into my Eye."
Nothin' says lovin' like an easy bake oven!