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Looks like I'm here at an opportune time. Meridoc attorney at law...defender of the indefensible, champion of the wronged, 3 time bringer of class action lawsuits against the Blackros museum. If you need to get out, I'm on your side.. Strangely though if you're an Aspis Consortium agent, my ratio is very low...well zero, but you could be the game changer (just don't count on it.)
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Yeah! I have a greaverence! I feel dis-criminalized against. The Decemberment have like no gnome adventure captains! I never sawed a single one yet! Just a bunch of talls like sheila fatty-fatty-needs-to-march-it-off, and Vasilene Armbrush!
This surely hasta be a case for you! I mean I never sawed a slip like as one either!
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Is the apple damned before or somewhat after consumption? It must be after as I have tasted a number of infernal items and this lacks a certain bite.
Pontificator I am amused by a class action against the decemvirate. How would you say gnomes and halflings are historically and presently disadvantaged by their birth..beyond our limited height of course. Do you have certain records or evidence to which we may sway a judge towards our cause.
And what is the outcome you are wishing to obtain? Beyond what I suspect would be a new series of suicide missions from our leaders...
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We are not dis-advantageded. We are super advantageded! Us non-talls need less resources and magics that we are both in-ate-ly good at makes up for their big musk-els.
Yeah I have evidence! How many gnomes or slips, because you guys are not half of anything, have sent you on an path search? How many talls have ordered you on suicide missions! All of'em! I have been on suicide missions all the time from the Dismemberment. But because I am an awesome gnome we survive! Yet they do not re-cog-ni-size my awesomerest-ness! The Decimaterate needs to en-courage more people like us to stop these missions from being suicider missions!
My goal is to have the Deciderate to proudly be proud that I am a Pathsearcher of the highest order! With a plaque, and a cool spinny chair, and that fires ray beams....
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Zarta? Me and her are friends, I saveded her from demons. ALmost all by myself! I think I could have done it by myself if those stupid hell knights did not make us fill out that stupid paper stuffs. See why I hate hell knights they all law-de-law-da, but those laws can not even help me. Zarta got me this nice cloak because I helpeded her. So we are friends. PLus I think a soul is a good thing to have the more the better, cause I once ate a pra-sti-toots soul in a cookie and it made me more awesome. Since i am super awesome I am sure everyone would want me sould to be more like me!
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You should get magical gnome boots, or a ring of blinkity-blink-blink like I do. My tiny littleness used ta get grabbed and hauled off by my fellow pathseachers. Now I just magic away from them. Plus I thought you slips hated the Jelly-axes? I was tolded by my buddy Lem-lem you guys are slaves there.
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Bah Andoran propaganda. Some people like being chained, you should try it sometime. Sense motive 5 - he believes it. I don't get grabbed by anyone my lord, my darling (he pats his shield) has a few vices that are worth indulging. My spell repetoir more than keeps me out of harms way...and clears the field if the foe is too dim to run.
