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I'm just givin' the dog a bone.
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"To quote Bender, 'We're Boned!'"
"All she needs is a good boning."
"Oooo, he's bad to the bone. I like that."
"Adamantine skeleton you say?"
"Leg bone's connected to the thigh bone? Only for those who lack... creativity."
"I can feel it in my bones.... they're right there; you can feel it too, if you want."
He's dead Jim, but I can work with that.
My name is Doc Bones.
335. "When you're six feet under the only way to go is up."
I want my babyback babyback babyback babyback ribs...
Actually 346. It's the other, other white meat.
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347. Whoops.
"There's no need to fear, Doctor Zoidberg is here!"
"Its easy, we just cut out your eye, then put this one in there and you'll get cool powers."
As per the title,
Nothing. I don't want to hear the necromancer say anything because clearly it is never good at all.
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"Guys, I'm back. We've got a problem. Someone wake up the cleric."
352. I've got a bad feeling about this.
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"This weeks team building exercise: Trust Falls. Since you guys have had a hard time accepting the zombies, they'll do the catching. You should still probably wear this helmet."
355. That's cold.
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356. That made me sick!
"This weeks team building exercise: Trust Falls. Since you guys have had a hard time accepting the zombies, they'll do the catching. You should still probably wear this helmet."
357. "The helmet isn't for what happens if they don't catch you. It's for what happens if they do."
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358. "That's not my hand."
It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. Just ask my buddy Vecna here.
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360. "It can still be fun and games. These things make great spell components...wait, I need two. Fighter, come over here for a second."
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358b. "Oh wait, that is my hand."
361. Trust me. Just think of me 'like' a cleric.
316:
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my bath salts
Your face is tasty.
Fixed.
Fixed.316:
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my bath salts
Your face is tasty.
Well played, sir. Though the original was a necrophilia reference. You're is a cannibal reference. Both work, but it's all about context.
"I am a necrophile"
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"You would make a cute corpse"
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"You all saw it, that orphanage attacked me!" (Admittedly stolen from Looking For Group)
"Are you *sure* we have to destroy that artifact?"
"I found you a date! Just don't pull at any stitching."
"Uh, oh, I think I might have created the plague version by accident."
"Of course I'm aware that it's a diplomatic mission. I'm sure the elf king will be pleased to see his soldiers again."
"Who's the evil one here, you or me? I'm not the one prejudiced against the differently-alive."
"You know, the skeletons don't complain about you."
"Okay, I'll confess. There's a reason you haven't been feeling yourself lately. It has to do with that 'accident' a week ago. Be sure not to remove that Ring of Gentle Repose, by the way."
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You see the zombie apocalypse. I see opportunities for a management position.
When you're six feet under the only other place to go is up, sort of.
335. "When you're six feet under the only way to go is up."
Ninja'd, sir.
335. "When you're six feet under the only way to go is up."Ninja'd, sir.
*Pulls throwing star out of keyboard*
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377. Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive
Keep what you kill, right?
dotting
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"Hey, are you familiar with a Mr. Potato-head? Cause I just had the BEST idea."
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381. "Good News! Valeros is still alive and kicking.... well... kicking anyway."
382. "I promise, that nasty Wizard will never Charm you again!"
383. "You do know, I literally have a case of 'Wandering Hands' right?"
384. "Get to the Choppah! I need my body parts now!"
386. "If I polymorph into a Dragon, can I finally get a proper Horde?"
387. *When the Necromancer is byhimself in his rooms*
"You know, you've really got a bony arse."
388. "And they said you couldn't build a better mouse trap!"
389. "I'm looking for willing, or unwilling, volunteers...."
390. You do know I can 'make' you do what I want.
I saw this great show on A&E and want to try something... where's the sheriff?
392. pssssst...hey, come 'er...you wanna see sumthin' scary?
393. You're hurt? Let me see if I can help you.
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"This magic staff cost me an arm and a leg. Thankfully, I had spares."
"Never let a good minion go to waste. Recycle!
You see a graveyard...I see an army in waiting!
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You see a graveyard...I see an army in waiting!
You're right! Let's go on a recruitment drive!
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You see a graveyard...I see an army in waiting!You're right! Let's go on a recruitment drive!
You get a sign-on bonus if you sign up a friend too!