Infernal Law Firm

[Forbiddenlightbulb]

I'm starting up a new character this week, a tiefling lawyer named Proculus. Proculus is actually employed by a powerful devil, meaning his law firm is in Hell.

I would LOVE to make some dorky little business cards for Proculus, but I need help coming up with a name for his law firm. Help?

[Richard Leonhart]

Asmodeus & sons.
No soul. No problem.

[Jeremiziah]

casts Summon Sebastian

[Dabbler]

Well the ideas

Accident Claims 4U - no claim is too spurious (or too unjustified)!

Family Settlements - no divorce case takes too long (or costs too much) to resolve amicably!

Horne, Hoothes, Tale & Partners - contract negotiators to the Chelaxian Throne

Devil's Advocates Inc. - will legally oppose anything!

For all of them, the moto: Delivering to you the rewards you so justly deserve! {add evil laugh sound effect}

[Reynard_the_fox]

Proctor and Gamble (your soul)

[Forbiddenlightbulb]

Dabbler wrote:

For all of them, the moto: Delivering to you the rewards you so justly deserve! {add evil laugh sound effect}

You have no idea how much I LOVE that motto

[Dabbler]

Forbiddenlightbulb wrote:

Dabbler wrote:

For all of them, the moto: Delivering to you the rewards you so justly deserve! {add evil laugh sound effect}

You have no idea how much I LOVE that motto

I rather hoped you would! :D

Devils do not make contracts for which they do not stand to gain the most.

[Dark_Mistress]

Wolfram & Hart ala Angel tv series. it was for the mystic aspects of the Wolf, Ram and Hart(stag).

[Geistlinger]

Dewey, Cheatem & Howe
Attorneys at Law

Devil's Advocate

[tonyz]

Pound of Flesh, Ltd
We get every ounce of your just vengeance!

[Forbiddenlightbulb]

Thanks guys. :)

[Mad Jackson]

Mephistopheles, Beelzebub, and Smith, PC.
Leigh, Cheet, & Stihl
Scales & Wights, PLLC.
Hades House Investments and Trades
Infernal Insurance & Investment
Lloyd's of Hell
Preferred Liability
Modex & Associates
Smith, Smythe, Smother, & Baal
Standard & Poor's & Flayed's

[Quatar]

I'm curious is this supposed to be an NPC for a game you GM, or an actual PC?

[Ishmell]

I once got stuck (as a pally) in a LE city being accused of murder. The only lawyers in town were in the lawyers guild which was full of devils and such. The only guy we could afford was a mephit (mite have been a Mite), and wouldn't you know it he won it for us.

This thread=win.

[Irbis]

Lords of Law
The original.

[VRMH]

Dura Lex

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

Lawfirm of Dewy Cheatum and Howe.

Edit:; NInja'd! Da****!

[Dingleberry]

I think I clerked there during law school.

[Arcanemuses]

Benign Barristers - "An Evil you can Trust."

[Cyberwolf2xs]

Milton, Chadwick & Waters

(Hey, it's Satan's personal law firm.)

[Infernal Contract Broker]

Doey, Cheetum, and Howe

has always been one of my favorites.

...

Just saying.

[DeathSpot]

I've always liked 'The law offices of Goldbrick and Slack,' but that's not really appropriate here, is it?

[Infernal Contract Broker]

Also I am available for employee contract negotiation. In case you need an arbitrator for some reason.

[Forbiddenlightbulb]

Quatar wrote:

I'm curious is this supposed to be an NPC for a game you GM, or an actual PC?

It's an actual PC. I've got a veeeery lenient GM. :)

[Drejk]

Tohu and Bohu.

"Serpent In The Garden"

"Letter Of The Law"

Mephitz, Tophel and <character surname>