Bacon!

[Aberzombie]

Of course it is - it's bacon.

[Celestial Healer]

Sometimes I feel like I am the only one out there who likes chewy bacon. Thank you for standing up for me, AZ!

[Aberzombie]

No problem! I prefer it chewy myself. Although I did visit this one place with my folks in NOLA that had what I consider just the right balance between chewy and crispy to make it really awesome!

[Scintillae]

Seemed relevant.

[Aberzombie]

I had some yummy bacon yesterday for breakfast.

[gran rey de los bacon]

I had bacon 3 times yesterday. All were delicious.

[Celestial Healer]

I had a lot of bacon on Sunday. Mmmmm.

[Aberzombie]

You now what these boards need?

MORE BACON!!!

[Deranged PETA Protester]

This whole thread is EVIL! EEEEEEVIL! You bloodthirsty monsters should be ashamed of yourselves!! Sixteen pages of MURDER!

[gran rey de los bacon]

Shut up and pass the bacon.

[Aberzombie]

Deranged PETA Protester wrote:

This whole thread is EVIL! EEEEEEVIL! You bloodthirsty monsters should be ashamed of yourselves!! Sixteen pages of MURDER!

Isn't the word "deranged" in that title kind of redundant?

[Deranged PETA Protester]

Your stomachs are graveyards for the innocent dead!!

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

Mmmm. Graveyards.

[Brother Faust the Elder]

Deranged PETA Protester wrote:

Your stomachs are graveyards for the innocent dead!!

It gives me great comfort knowing that I am filling Heaven with souls with each meal.

Now, how 'bout you meander a little closer with that bucket of innocent fossilized soul byproduct you like tossing onto people wearing real fur garments ... don't mind the drool.

[zylphryx]

Deranged PETA Protester wrote:

Your stomachs are graveyards for the innocent dead!!

The innocent dead make for the tastiest bacon. Guilty pork is just a bit too gamey ...

[zylphryx]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Sometimes I feel like I am the only one out there who likes chewy bacon. Thank you for standing up for me, AZ!

I prefer a little chewiness in my back as well. Crispy edges but not to the point it shatters when I bite into the hickory smoked goodness.

[Hugo Solis]

:drools:

[Aberzombie]

If we were given homes made of bacon....we'd all be homeless in short order.

[Deranged PETA Protester]

And you'd deserve it!!!

[Aberzombie]

Mmmmmm......People Eating Tasty Animals.

[gran rey de los bacon]

Had bacon last night. Yummy chewy, yet slightly crispy, bacon.

[Aberzombie]

BACON!!!

[Stiehl9s]

I got set up on a blind date once. Things were going ok until she said that she didnt like bacon...I immediately asked for the check and ended the evening with her. True story.

[Aberzombie]

Probably for the best. Clearly she was unsuitable as a potential spouse and mother of future children.

[Aberzombie]

How to make maple-cured, hickory-smoked bacon

[Aberzombie]

I'm not much for eggs, but.....

Bacon wrapped eggs

[Stiehl9s]

^ Damn! I'll definitely be making some of those this weekend. Thanks Aberzombie.

[Aberzombie]

Dinner last night - a brick oven pizza with pepperoni, roasted garlic, and smoked bacon.

Lunch today - Bacon burger and fries.

I am truly blessed.

[Orthos]

Goin' to Wendy's. Today is a Baconator day.

[zylphryx]

had breakfast for dinner last night ... got the Country Breakfast with eggs, home fries, biscuits and locally produced bacon.

As an aside topic, I wonder if we could get Gary to work up some [bacon][/bacon] tags? Anything within the tags becomes pure awesomeness ...

[Aberzombie]

The other day at breakfast my boy had 5 pieces of bacon. Inexplicably, he shared one piece with his mommy. I'll have to teach him better than that.

[Aberzombie]

Over the weekend, we were eating lunch from Five Guys, and my kid asked me for some of the bacon off my burger. I had to calmly explain to him that wasn't how it worked. That people don't share bacon, because that just means less for everyone involved. That, instead, if you want more bacon, you just order more.

[Stiehl9s]

Excellent parenting Aberzombie. Thats a life lesson all kids should learn at a young age.

[Orthos]

Despite its awesome appearance, this is probably a bad idea.

[Scintillae]

Orthos wrote:

Despite its awesome appearance, this is probably a bad idea.

Hey, bacon!

...I need another band-aid. A big one.

[zylphryx]

hit Cracker Barrel yesterday ... say what you will about the place ... tacky crap on the walls and all ... but they do have some tasty thick cut bacon ...

[Orthos]

I on the other hand love pretty much everything about Cracker Barrel - food, atmosphere, merchandise, and all. It's one of my favorite restaurants, bar none.

[Aberzombie]

Orthos wrote:

Despite its awesome appearance, this is probably a bad idea.

Yeah, that'd just make me want to chew on people even more.

[zylphryx]

Orthos wrote:

I on the other hand love pretty much everything about Cracker Barrel - food, atmosphere, merchandise, and all. It's one of my favorite restaurants, bar none.

Cracker Barrel is the Road Trip restaurant of choice for me as you know what to expect, the food is decent and you can usually find one if you are driving along the interstate ... the decor is not what I would want in my house, but for a chain they manage to make it work in a tacky sort of way.

Waffle House is the second choice on road trips.

The similarity between the two? Tasty bacon ...

[Orthos]

zylphryx wrote:

Orthos wrote:

I on the other hand love pretty much everything about Cracker Barrel - food, atmosphere, merchandise, and all. It's one of my favorite restaurants, bar none.

Cracker Barrel is the Road Trip restaurant of choice for me as you know what to expect, the food is decent and you can usually find one if you are driving along the interstate ... the decor is not what I would want in my house, but for a chain they manage to make it work in a tacky sort of way.

Oh well yeah, I can see that. Though I could see setting up a dine-in basement with that kind of decor.

[zylphryx]

Orthos wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Orthos wrote:

I on the other hand love pretty much everything about Cracker Barrel - food, atmosphere, merchandise, and all. It's one of my favorite restaurants, bar none.

Cracker Barrel is the Road Trip restaurant of choice for me as you know what to expect, the food is decent and you can usually find one if you are driving along the interstate ... the decor is not what I would want in my house, but for a chain they manage to make it work in a tacky sort of way.

Oh well yeah, I can see that. Though I could see setting up a dine-in basement with that kind of bacon.

FIFY ;)

[Orthos]

Nah. The bacon can go anywhere.

[Aberzombie]

This past weekend, on Saturday morning, I cooked a full pound of bacon for my boy and I to eat. Even let the wife have a few slices. I was proud the way my boy tore into his pieces.

[gran rey de los bacon]

Just had two bacon sandwiches for breakfast. Good, but could have used more bacon.

[Aberzombie]

More bacon is always awesome!

[BluePigeon]

Agreed. More Bacon.

[gran rey de los bacon]

I could have had more, but I am saving it for tomorrow's breakfast.

[Aberzombie]

After cooking the pack I had in my fridge last Saturday, a trip to the store was necessary to purchase more bacon. Rule #1.

[BluePigeon]

Rule #2, cook bacon before it spoils.

[lucky7]

Rule #3, cook bacon after it spoils, and then give it to people who want to eat your bacon, so they'll be turned off.