Bacon!

[gran rey de los bacon]

I ate it.

[Tirq]

He's lying. I have some right here.

[Aberzombie]

Sadly, the hotel I'm staying at does not include a side order of bacon on it's breakfast menu. Clearly, these people must be destroyed.

[Aunasiel]

I think that pastrami is made by cross-breeding pigs and unicorns.

What could taste better than pork bacon? Unicorn bacon!!!

[Aberzombie]

Mmmmm....unicorn bacon.

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!

[Puffy the Breakfast Roll]

Does it have a bacon flavored color?

Oh, I just want to say that breakfast rolls go good with bacon.

[zylphryx]

Aberzombie wrote:

Sadly, the hotel I'm staying at does not include a side order of bacon on it's breakfast menu. Clearly, these people must be destroyed.

I think you have finally found the people the zombie hordes will be eating first come the zombie apocalypse ... be sure to wrap them in bacon first though.

[Celestial Healer]

Had bacon yesterday. It turns out the new bf loves bacon, too. He's obviously a keeper.

[Aberzombie]

zylphryx wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Sadly, the hotel I'm staying at does not include a side order of bacon on it's breakfast menu. Clearly, these people must be destroyed.

I think you have finally found the people the zombie hordes will be eating first come the zombie apocalypse ... be sure to wrap them in bacon first though.

I may have to burn the place down. I mean, what can they expect when they don't offer me bacon?

[Aunasiel]

When will someone make bacon wrapped bacon? Some applewood wrapped around some hickory smoked bacon.

Bacon needs to have its own section in the food pyramid.

On a serious note, one of my co-workers admitted to be a vegetarian. My only question was whether she had tasted bacon or not?

The surprising answer was "yes". I think that we should perform an baconvention.

[Aberzombie]

I like the way you think Aunasiel. I promise, when the zombiepocalypse finally happens, we'll eat you last.

[Aunasiel]

Aberzombie wrote:

I like the way you think Aunasiel. I promise, when the zombiepocalypse finally happens, we'll eat you last.

Eat me first. Then I get to have people bacon. Mmmm, mmm, good.

[zylphryx]

Would fried chicken be the chicken equivalent to bacon? Granted it would not rank as high as bacon in the hierarchy of grand foodstuffs ...

[cannon fodder]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Had bacon yesterday. It turns out the new bf loves bacon, too. He's obviously a keeper.

...unless he starts eating your share of the bacon....just sayin'

[cannon fodder]

Oh by the way, last night - dates stuffed with bleu cheese and wrapped in bacon.

Dates and bleu cheese make good garnishes for bacon.

[Tirq]

Everything makes good garnishes for bacon.

Though, I have yet to see bacon wrapped in bacon.

[Celestial Healer]

cannon fodder wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Had bacon yesterday. It turns out the new bf loves bacon, too. He's obviously a keeper.

...unless he starts eating your share of the bacon....just sayin'

Just have to make enough to share.

[Aberzombie]

All is temporarily right with the world. My bacon lust has been satisfied.

[Madness Made Fuzzy]

Every weekend growing up, my Step-Father would make a pound of bacon for breakfast, then cook up a dozen eggs in the bacon fat so they would soak up all of the bacon-leavings. They were the most delicious meals ever......

[Celestial Healer]

That's the best way to make eggs.

[zylphryx]

And french toast ...

[Celestial Healer]

I am visiting my bf's family and have woken up to the smell of bacon. This family gets a big seal of approval.

[Aberzombie]

Back in the office and back with my Bacon calendar! Following is a selection of yummy bacon stuff from the days I was out...

[Aberzombie]

In a recent poll, when asked what kind of bacon do you prefer, 53 percent of respondents said thick-cut, 17 percent center-cut, 16 percent maple, and 14 percent said cheap and greasy.

[Aberzombie]

During WWII, Americans saved their bacon grease so they could turn it in for extra meat ration coupons. Munitions factories used bacon fat to make explosives.

[ReckNBall]

Calvin&Hobbes&Bacon

[Aberzombie]

The average American consumes 17.9 pounds of bacon a year, while the British consume 17.86 pounds.

[Aberzombie]

In England, a side of bacon is called a gammon.

[Kajehase]

And here I thought it being cheap and greasy was the main attraction with bacon - apart from the flavour, obviously.

[Aberzombie]

In 2010, a burglar in Surrey, England, broke into a home and took a package of bacon and a phone. He left a slice of bacon on the door handle.

[Aberzombie]

A bacon press or iron is used to weigh down bacon slices while they're cooking. This reduces shrinkage and keeps the slices straight and flat.

[Kajehase]

Aberzombie wrote:

During WWII, Americans saved their bacon grease so they could turn it in for extra meat ration coupons. Munitions factories used bacon fat to make explosives.

If I hadn't been up for something 44 of the last 48 hours I'd take that as an excuse to look up Rosemary Jones's short story Pigs Explode.

[Aberzombie]

You have bacon in your braces.

-Bree, Another Cinderella Story

[Aberzombie]

The Grateful Palate offers a BLT trio of votive candles, one smelling of bacon, the second of lettuce, and the third of tomato.

[Aberzombie]

Heather Lauer, author Bacon: A Love Story, has some favorite places Phoenix, Arizona, when she gets a craving: Matt's Big Breakfast, Richard's Cuisine of New Mexico, and Postino on Central.

[BluePigeon]

I had a large helping of bacon at Bob Evan's yesterday. Food Porn photos can be found on my Facebook account.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Bacon!

[BluePigeon]

Yes Spanky. Bacon!

[Shadowborn]

Bacon, eggs, and zucchini bread for breakfast.

[Aberzombie]

Shadowborn wrote:

Bacon........for breakfast.

I think there were words in between, but they made no sense.

[Tirq]

I know I didn't hear anything.

[Aberzombie]

Since I was out of the office on Friday....

We believe that the power of bacon is its universality, its capacity to enhance almost any flavor it comes in contact with.

-Founder of BaconFest Chicago

[Aberzombie]

And for today....

Green bacon is bacon that has been cured but not smoked.

[Aberzombie]

Good morning, sweetie. Oh my God, is that bacon? I love you, I love you, I love you!

-Grace, Will & Grace

[Orthos]

Baconator get.

[Aberzombie]

Forgot yesterday's......

The English Grill at Louisville's Brown Hotel prepares delicious Bacon Baklava using bacon made from Kentucky pigs and local honey. You can order the pastry on Food & Wine magazine's Web site.

[Aberzombie]

Orange Bakon Bomb:

In a shot glass, combine Bakon vodka with a float of orange curaçao, and top with Red Bull.

[Aberzombie]

Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores.

Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head

[Jeremy Clarkson]

this car should come with bacon