Pathfinder Haiku

[Captain Andoran]

Goblin carry stone
Pounds head against Rock
Goes Up Level

[Eric Brittain]

Pathfinder haiku?
Goblins know writing steals thoughts
and all dogs are bad.

[BigNorseWolf]

Murderous Hobos
The steal all that's not nailed down
And then steal the nails.

[Harley Quinn X]

My Faction Mission
Not probable with my stats
I need you to aid

[Cledwyn the Steadfast]

Evil guards, some ghouls,
Aspis agents and hellhounds;
I'll just close the door.

[J.J., Agent of the Decemvirate]

They said I'd need CHA
And that STR would be wasted
But I'm a great rogue

[Dimitri, Varisian Explorer]

Druids love nature,
But animals eat my face.
I'll focus on lands.

[Brendan Missio]

Am woken at night
To go on urgent mission
Faction preempts it

[Jiao-long]

Foolish westerners
Must I babysit them all?
Tian Xia is better.

[Kobad Kharr]

City of Strangers
Friend in the feather boa
Why can't I quit you?

[Thod]

Sword - striking monster
Ground - deep red puddles forming
Victory - once more

[Neutral Barbarian]

Alas, my anguish
Imbeciles: "You're chaotic!"
RTFM, please

[AM DRUID]

AM CASTER. SQUISHY?
NOT SO MUCH. AM LIKE TO SMASH.
LIKE BARBARIAN.

[Jiggy]

Found a neat item!
Vanished from my pocket, now
infinite in shops

[WalterGM]

flying to Boston
go three thousand miles to find
PFS being played -- HOORAY!!

[Jiggy]

WalterGM wrote:

flying to Boston

go three thousand miles to find
PFS being played -- HOORAY!!

Were doing alright,

Until you got to Line 3.
Counting became hard?

;)

[Mash]

Me barbarian
Slice open all enemies
Me like nodachi

[Sister Isabella]

Blessed Sarenrae
Defeater of Rovagug
Her light guides us all

[Fromper]

Kobad Kharr wrote:

City of Strangers

Friend in the feather boa
Why can't I quit you?

Kobad Kharr's haiku

Brings back funny memories
Wins the internet!

[Corin LaDrock]

Cheliax slavers,
Feel the sting of my arrows!

--Andoran archer

[Yzarctihstab Garblenarf]

Verbal component
First level spell Color Spray
Shout "Taste the rainbow!"

[A Snooty Gnome]

Magical missiles
I can make them topple orcs
Him fall down go boom

[Jiggy]

This thread got moved? Fine.
But no haiku announcement?
Paizo disappoints.

;)

[Seamus Luckleaf]

Wandering halfling
Dreams of Lady Luck Desna
Spreads luck as her priest

[Big Kyle]

Every Rogue Knows
That being second in line
is the safest place