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AM CASTER. SQUISHY?
NOT SO MUCH. AM LIKE TO SMASH.
LIKE BARBARIAN.

loaba wrote:

The Pally is an attention- magnet, at least until he realizes that drinking is against his religion.

PALADIN AM CONFUSED. PALADIN AM KNOW MANY DWARF PALADINS. MUST ASK HOW THEY KEEP POWERS.

AM OKAY, PALADIN. DIVINE CLASSES AM ALWAYS MISUNDERSTOOD.

DRUID AM OKAY WITH GETTING TO KNOW ORCS. JUST AM NOT SURE WHETHER USE DIPLOMACY OR WILD EMPATHY.

BAZINGA!

WHY SEONI STILL NOT RETURN BARBARIAN CALLS?

DRUID BEEN MEANING TO TELL BARBARIAN SOMETHING...

AM CENTAUR SEEN AM BARBARIAN PLUS AM DRUID IN FOREST SOMETIMES. LIKE WHAT HE SEE. WANT TO JOIN LOVE FEST WITH LONG SPEAR AND BOW THAT SHOOT HARD!

PLUS AM BACK END OF HORSE! ALL AMS KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN!

DRUID AM ECHO WHAT BARBARIAN SAY: NOT REALLY SWING THAT WAY.

DRUID AM LIKING ANIMALS, BUT ONLY IN PROFESSIONAL CAPACITY, SOMETIMES PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP. NOT "LOVE FEST" IN ANY SENSE OF WORD.

AND BESIDE, YOU AM NOT EVEN CENTAUR. YOU AM TROLL. DRUID AM HAVE FLAME BLADE FOR TROLL. AM LIKE BARBARIAN SUNDER, ONLY YOU AM NOT REGENERATE.

DRUIDS AM OK THOUGH. NOT SMASH DRUID, USUALLY.

AM APPRECIATE.

DRUID AND BARBARIAN AM HAVE COMMON GROUND. BOTH AM LOOK MIGHTYFINE IN HIDE ARMOR.

AM DRUID wrote:

DRUID AM BEST CLASS.

DRUID AM SQUISHY SOFT. CLERIC AM STEELY HARD.

WHAT? AM TALKING ARMOR. "HIDE" AM WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IF YOU AM WEARING IT.

CLERIC AM JUST JEALOUS. CLERIC AM LIKE DRUID BUT WITHOUT ANIMAL FRIEND. OR A DECENT WEAPON PROFICIENCY UNLESS FRIENDS WITH RIGHT DEITY.

DRUID AM HAVE SAME ATTACK BONUS AS CLERIC. DRUID AM HAVE SAME ARMOR PROFICIENCY. DRUID AM HAVE SAME SPELL PROGRESSION. DRUID AM HAVE BETTER WEAPON PROFICIENCY. DRUID AM HAVE FLANKING BUDDY.

DRUID AM BETTER CLASS. CLERIC CAN GO HOME AND HELP LOCAL CHURCH WITH COMMUNION.

Alexander Kilcoyne wrote:

The high level theory wizard- assumed to have any spell prepared for any situation, assumed to be both a master of DC's and have all the crafting feats at the same time. Also assumed to have foreknowledge of any encounter.

The high level theory fighter-type- assumed to be a chump who cries himself to sleep at night. Also assumed to have no access to magical crafting despite the fact the game is centred around an adventuring party.

HAVING FOUGHT BOTH MANY TIMES, CASTY AM GENERALLY EASIER. ALSO LOOT AM MORE. OR SAME. OR SOMETHING. STILL AM PREFER SMASH CASTYS.

DRUID AM DODGE THE ISSUE BY BEING BOTH FIGHTY AND CASTY.

BE ALL, HURT ALL.

ALSO, DRUID NOT LIKE STEREOTYPE OF ALWAYS NEEDING PET TO BE EFFECTIVE. PET GOOD, BUT DOMAIN DRUID GOOD TOO. CAN BE MORE CASTY, AND ALSO MORE SELF-SUH-FISH-INT.

DRUID AM BEST CLASS.

AM FIGHTY.

AM CASTY.

AM GOOD AT EVERYTHING, LIKE RED MAGE, ONLY GREENER.

AM BEST CLASS.

AM BARBARIAN wrote:

Cheapy wrote:

AM BARBARIAN has three fluffy pillows at night. Tanya, Michele, and Josie.

AM BRING MORE, BUT AM ONLY SO MUCH ROOM ON BATTY BAT.

AM GETTING ALL THE LADIES.

NOT CASTY LADIES!

DON'T WORRY, BARBARIAN AM DELUDE SELF - EVERYONE KNOW BARBARIAN AM HAVE NO CHARISMA. AM NOT HAVE CHARISMA, AM NOT HAVE LADIES.

DRUID HAVE MORE CHARISMA THAN BARBARIAN, AM GETTING MORE LADIES (CASTY AND OTHERWISE).

AM BARBARIAN has three fluffy pillows at night. Tanya, Michele, and Josie.

DRUID ALMOST ASK IF GIRLS AM ABLE TO POUNCE AND RAKE, BUT WISDOM SCORE MAKE DRUID THINK BETTER OF IT.

WAIT.
DRUID AM MAKING WILD EMPATHY CHECK, AND WONDER: IF TANYA MICHELE AND JOSIE AM FURRY, AM TANYA MICHELE AND JOSIE REALLY GIRLS?

DRUID AM NOT ENVY BARBARIAN.

Matthew Morris wrote:

That Seoni's chest isn't magically augmented.

FINALLY, VALID USE FOR CASTY POWERS.

DRUID AM RESENT CASTY STEREOTYPE. DRUID AM MORE ADVANCED CASTY THAN SORCERER BUT AM ALSO GOOD WITH SWORD AND NOT DIE IN ONE HIT. DRUID AM EVEN GOOD SMASHY LIKE BARBARIAN WITH RIGHT SPELLS.

ALSO DRUID HAVE WARM FURRY PILLOW AT NIGHT.