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Nope, I'm just here for the show.
*handstands on one hand*
Look what I can do.
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That's okay, I don't live on your grid anyway. Good day sir, I say good day.
*tips hat and hops on a rhinoceros, rides off into the sunset blasting "We Are The Champions" from horn-mounted loudspeakers*
Dear Gruumash Claws,
What are your plans for orcish conquests and campaigns in the new year? Will you do more to promote inclusiveness of racial diversity by employing more out-of-work goblins at a killing wage?
Also, if you were to be immortalized with a sandwich, what would it have on it? What would you name it?
Sincerely,
A Very Famished,
Pillbug
I am back and still very Awesome.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
snuggles next to Gruumash
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Dear Pillbug,
Yes I do plan to have orcish conquests and campaigns for the New Year. I also plan to hire more out of work goblins and I am happy to have any race as a part of our group we don't discriminate like other races like say elves and dwarves and even humans. My liquor stores always are in need of stock boys and girls as well as cashiers just need the go getters to come on and sell the tobacco and liquor.
As far a as a sandwich goes. I was thinking rare hand carved roast beef warm sea salt and pepper. Some arugula, fresh tomato and cucumber on a warm popover? or sliced Yorkshire Pudding and topped with a nice horseradish sauce mayo. That would be my sandwich add some sharp 2 year old cheddar cheese if desired.
Are you awesome enough for swordchucks?
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I am awesome enough for anything. But what are sword chucks?
{points to the yawning abyss} Your answer lies beyond the event horizon.
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I am awesome enough for anything. But what are sword chucks?{points to the yawning abyss} Your answer lies beyond the event horizon.
... Greetings ... heh ... heh ... heh ...
Why is it that when I post in my forum, you have to post?
Awesome Possum good to see you boy. Sorry I was out sick.
Rubs up against Gruumash, hoping the Awesomeness will rub onto him.
It is alot of hard work though and not easy
no such thing. either you are awesome or you are not. Hard work is what emo posers with far too much eye mascara and time think is the key to being awesome.
and besides, you will never be more awesome than a taco, so why even bother?
bitten on the ankle is the right term and rabbid too.
Not liing the herasy he hears from Vrog, A.O.P. bare his nasty fangs at Vrog
Or why are you posting when I am posting on my awesomeness?
Why are you questioning me about questioning you about posting about your awesomeness?
(Thinks: This requires musical accompaniment)
Sings:
"Cool, never cleaved a mythic before"
*Thwackawakawakathwacka, into little possum size pieces*
*laugh out loud*
That is cute. You are too cute. Can I take you home? I'm just kidding.
*casts Mythic Irresistible Dance*
Now bust a move.
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{hums "Your Orc-a Don't Dance (and Your Elf-y Don't Rock 'N' Roll)" by Anklebiter and Messina}
I know this is a dying question most people have been asking themselves. Like Charles Scholz for one, A Doodlebug Anklebiter or his other persona Leafear the Lost. People like Patrick Curtain and Aberzombie and others may already be aware of my awesome nature and possibly why that is. But being so awesome I thought I would start this thread so you could ask me yourself instead of bothering those other people.
So go ahead ask away.
I don't need to read the rest of this thread because it is so obviously made of win.
Rock on, dude.
I know this is a dying question most people have been asking themselves. Like Charles Scholz for one, A Doodlebug Anklebiter or his other persona Leafear the Lost. People like Patrick Curtain and Aberzombie and others may already be aware of my awesome nature and possibly why that is. But being so awesome I thought I would start this thread so you could ask me yourself instead of bothering those other people.
So go ahead ask away.
I don't need to read the rest of this thread because it is so obviously made of win.
Rock on, dude.
For those about to rock
We salute you!
It's the journey, not the destination, man.
*laugh out loud*
That is cute. You are too cute. Can I take you home? I'm just kidding.
*casts Mythic Irresistible Dance*
Now bust a move.
"Orcs don't dance, We cleave"
*Cuts the hipsters beard off*
*Grins Evilly*
Your non-mythic weapons are useless against me. Besides, I'm not even being hostile towards you. I'm just trying to liven things up.
Bears Teeth at Mythic JMD031
I have a mythic bite. Will that work?
Well I think Minion 21 wanted to trim your beard for you. He was trying to help you out.
I mean what is more awesome than shaving with a battle axe ... Nothing.
Granpa Toenibbler shaved his face once with a steam-powered lawnmower from Alkenstar. Granma Toenibbler nicknamed him Shawarma, and saw to it he was buried in an over-sized pita with tabbouleh and hummus.
Dang it, now I'm hungry again.
He is also likely suffering from Pun-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Last I heard, he had a theory the Starstone was a giant bong, so he was going on a quest to round up the most epic weed on Golarion and then smoke himself to godhood.