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Waterhammer wrote:

If I had a starship, it would be my best friend.

If I had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers. (Seen on a button)

Murdered by a hammer was I, fol de riddley dido

[And so on, for approximately 47 more verses, interspersed with sprightly accordion obbligati]

Rilly-me dinkle donkle doo, and I got smashed by the Hulk-O!

I'll sing a song, once my cheque has cleared,
About Lord Ridgeway, and his tiny beard,
He had escaped from GoatToucher's lab,
To chase the Honourable Member, Dominic Raab.

O, as I walked over GoatToucher Island,
One misty morning early,
I overheard two fair, pretty bricks,
Lamenting the life of Pulgy.

For he never stole cow, and he never stole calf,
He never hurted any,
He stole 16 of the King's royal yams,
And sold them in Kilkenny.

Whack-a-mole-a-widdley-wee, O frilly me dilly me dildo, oh!

I've said it, now I'll never have to say it again. There!

(Thinks: This requires musical accompaniment)

Sings:

Oh, the Orkie in the morning
He ***** from his ****
And he ****** ** *** **** with *** *** upon his *****!
And with the pretty ploughboy he ******* and he *****
And at night he'll ****** to his own **** *****!