Mordimer Jones, Action Badger

[Aberzombie]

Mmmmm.....Blood-o-Vision.

[Dr. Dachshund]

*sniff sniff*
I smell badger butt.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

sniffs the dachshund's butt

[Treppa]

So which badger ia three days from retirement and "too old for this s+$@," and which is the crazed young rookie who finally realizes he needs his partner to keep him stable?

[Dr. Dachshund]

It matters not. I will root them out of their hiding places, shake them like ragdolls, and drag them back to be displayed eternally on my master's chester drawers.

[Aberzombie]

Treppa wrote:

So which badger ia three days from retirement and "too old for this s$*~," and which is the crazed young rookie who finally realizes he needs his partner to keep him stable?

Yes.

[George the Rabbit]

"Ahhh...Badger..."

*Runs from thread*

[Wally Wabbit]

I don't get it.

[Mordimor Jones, Action Badger]

Aberzombie wrote:

Hey Mordimer! I've been having a problem with moles on my property. Any recommendations?

Moles were never a problem for Marilyn Monroe or Cindy Crawford. I say own 'em proudly.

[Mike Welham]

Wally Wabbit wrote:

I don't get it.

Badgers are natural enemies of...no, wait, that's not true.

[Aberzombie]

Hey Taig! Why can't you be as cool as Mordimer Jones?

[taig]

Aberzombie wrote:

Hey Taig! Why can't you be as cool as Mordimer Jones?

The economy.

[Dr. Dachshund]

Come get some death, you over growed pine marten!

[Aberzombie]

Damn, Taig. Are you gonna take that?

[Mike Welham]

Aberzombie wrote:

Damn, Taig. Are you gonna take that?

From a self-professed Doctor of Butt Sniffing? Really, I have better things to do with my time. Why, there's got to be 8 dozen active troll threads I can go read...

[Aberzombie]

Oh, come on! Kick his ass! KICK HIS ASS!!!!

[Some Random Dude]

You can do it!

[General Silliness]

Some Random Dude wrote:

You can do it!*

*not a guarantee

[Aberzombie]

Don't listen to the General, Taig. You can take him!!!

[Dr. Dachshund]

Yeah; you got all your buddies here.

[Aberzombie]

Don't look at me. I'm just here because I've got money on this.

[Mike Welham]

What is it I'm supposed to be doing?

[Dr. Dachshund]

Come out of your little burrow and fight like a man!

[Some Random Dude]

taig wrote:

What is it I'm supposed to be doing?

You can do it!

[George the Rabbit]

taig wrote:

What is it I'm supposed to be doing?

Chewing the heads of rabbits you specieist bastard.

[Aberzombie]

KICK HIS ASS!!!

[Mike Welham]

George the Rabbit wrote:

taig wrote:

What is it I'm supposed to be doing?

Chewing the heads of rabbits you specieist bastard.

But I like rabbits! They're soooo cute!

[Mike Welham]

Some Random Dude wrote:

taig wrote:

What is it I'm supposed to be doing?

You can do it!

I'll do it!

[Mike Welham]

Dr. Dachshund wrote:

Come out of your little burrow and fight like a man!

OK, let me see if I can find rat poison, mutilating traps, and/or a gun. I'll get back to you.

[taig]

Aberzombie wrote:

KICK HIS ASS!!!

Whose? The rabbit's? Naw, I like him.

[Scribbling Rambler]

Dr. Dachshund wrote:

Come out of your little burrow and fight like a man!

Isn't that the kind of thing that turns a badger Dire?

[Mike Welham]

Scribbling Rambler wrote:

Dr. Dachshund wrote:

Come out of your little burrow and fight like a man!

Isn't that the kind of thing that turns a badger Dire?

Actually, a badger who uses puns is dire.

[Crimson Jester]

taig wrote:

Scribbling Rambler wrote:

Dr. Dachshund wrote:

Come out of your little burrow and fight like a man!

Isn't that the kind of thing that turns a badger Dire?

Actually, a badger who uses puns is dire.

What rhymes with dire? Fire, Sire, mire?

[Mike Welham]

Why're

[Aberzombie]

Choir.

[Mordimor Jones, Action Badger]

Whoah! I wander off with some of those nice ladies from the first page of the thread for one day, and I come back to find everyone fighting. Break it up, fellas--we got bigger grubs to munch. And ladies to entertain.

Spoiler:

Did I mention I'm a quarter tanuki, on my mother's side?

[Crimson Jester]

Mordimer Jones, Action Badger wrote:

Whoah! I wander off with some of those nice ladies from the first page of the thread for one day, and I come back to find everyone fighting. Break it up, fellas--we got bigger grubs to munch. And ladies to entertain.

** spoiler omitted **

So you have been known to wear big, straw hats and carry bottles of sake?

[Aberzombie]

Mmmmmm.....sake.

[Mordimor Jones, Action Badger]

Crimson Jester wrote:

So you have been known to wear big, straw hats and carry bottles of sake?

I inherited some fairly significant traits from my grandfather, but those aren't them.

[Zombie Badger]

Rrrrggg.

[F. Wesley Schneider]

The Hell?

[Bluebell Golden Nostrils]

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:

The Hell?

Nah, man... Mordimer is too damn hawt to be a gelugon, and too damn cool to be a pit fiend.

[Aberzombie]

Bluebell Golden Nostrils wrote:

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:

The Hell?

Nah, man... Mordimer is too damn hawt to be a gelugon, and too damn cool to be a pit fiend.

Schneider's just jealous because he missed out on the limited edition, kung-fu grip Mordimer Jones action figure - with power missile attack and jetpack!