If this is for fear (and I'm scared it is) I'm real to bits now..

[Freehold DM]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I'm quite the fan of fudgesicles, and thanks to my body type (ectomorph), am not concerned with obesity. I do try to have the more healthy brands, just to be safe.

DAMN YOU TOZ!!! devours more fudgesicles, watches middle thicken

[Gruumash .]

Freehold DM wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I'm quite the fan of fudgesicles, and thanks to my body type (ectomorph), am not concerned with obesity. I do try to have the more healthy brands, just to be safe.

DAMN YOU TOZ!!! devours more fudgesicles, watches middle thicken

Ah but those fudgesicles are not too fatting.

[Gruumash .]

Does no one like Con Air? Waht about Nick Cage's other films like Ghost Rider? Or Next

[TriOmegaZero]

Gruumash . wrote:

What does everyone think about Con Air?

They're alright, but I don't need a lot for haircare.

[Gruumash .]

Hmm... perhaps not too many Nick Cage fans here. AZ is over in Japan if he were here I know he would have an opinion on some of this.

[Burgomeister of Troll Town]

I hate Nicholas Cage and think he is a blight upon the film industry.

Except in Raising Arizona.

[Nathan Nasif]

Nick cage is apparently a vampire or a highlander style immortal (cue Queen song). A recent photo from 1870ish Tennessee surfaced, and it looks just like him.

[Gruumash .]

Nathan Nasif wrote:

Nick cage is apparently a vampire or a highlander style immortal (cue Queen song). A recent photo from 1870ish Tennessee surfaced, and it looks just like him.

Do link, inquiring minds and all.

[InVinoVeritas]

Nathan Nasif wrote:

Nick cage is apparently a vampire or a highlander style immortal (cue Queen song). A recent photo from 1870ish Tennessee surfaced, and it looks just like him.

That explains Mr. Fudgsicle.

[Gruumash .]

So InVinoVeritas are you pro or con fudgsicle?

[Gruumash .]

So any link yet on the old picture prooving Nick is a vampire or immortal?

[ANebulousMistress]

This thread's name and that other one are both hard on the dyslexia. [/useless threadjack]

[Gruumash .]

ANebulousMistress wrote:

This thread's name and that other one are both hard on the dyslexia. [/useless threadjack]

So you don't want to add to the conversation about Nick Cage and his acting career? Or about fudgicles? Or perhaps the theory that Nick Cage maybe an immortal or vampire?

[Gruumash .]

So many important things to think about in this thread today.

[TriOmegaZero]

Time Lord. He's definitely a Time Lord.

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

Gruumash . wrote:

So any link yet on the old picture prooving Nick is a vampire or immortal?

I don't have a link but I saw it yesterday on MSN.com. It looked like him.

So, how many members of his family are famous?

1. Francis Ford Coppola
2. Talia Shire
3. Sofia Coppola
4. Jason Schwartzman

Who's he married to?

[Gruumash .]

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Gruumash . wrote:

So any link yet on the old picture prooving Nick is a vampire or immortal?

I don't have a link but I saw it yesterday on MSN.com. It looked like him.

So, how many members of his family are famous?

1. Francis Ford Coppola
2. Talia Shire
3. Sofia Coppola
4. Jason Schwartzman

Who's he married to?

Alice Kim... though he was married to Particia Arquette and Lisa Maria Presley.

Aren't you immortal too Anklebiter? I heard a rumor about that.

[Nathan Nasif]

vampy cage

[Crimson Jester]

Gruumash . wrote:

Does no one like Con Air? Waht about Nick Cage's other films like Ghost Rider? Or Next

Nick Cage {Coppola} is a Vampire!

[Gninja'd]by two hours. SIGH

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

Gruumash . wrote:

Aren't you immortal too Anklebiter? I heard a rumor about that.

It is true. The Anklebiter abides.

[Walter Sobchak]

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Gruumash . wrote:

Aren't you immortal too Anklebiter? I heard a rumor about that.

It is true. The Anklebiter abides.

Dude?

[ANebulousMistress]

Gruumash . wrote:

So you don't want to add to the conversation about Nick Cage and his acting career? Or about fudgicles? Or perhaps the theory that Nick Cage maybe an immortal or vampire?

Ffft. Everybody knows it's Christopher Lee who's the vampire.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Christopher Lee makes vampires fix him a f+@~in' sammich.

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

Walter Sobchak wrote:

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Gruumash . wrote:

Aren't you immortal too Anklebiter? I heard a rumor about that.

It is true. The Anklebiter abides.

Dude?

Waaal-ter, this has nothing to do with Vietnam!

[Aberzombie]

Mrgh.

[Charlie Brooks]

If he was wearing a leather jacket, then he wasn't technically naked, was he?

[Gruumash .]

I think he was probably naked enough to intimidate Nick?

[Gruumash .]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Christopher Lee makes vampires fix him a f@$%in' sammich.

It is true Christopher Lee is pretty bad A**.

[Aberzombie]

I fairly certain that Christopher Lee wrote at least one chapter of the How to be Completely Bad Ass book.

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

It must've been ghost-written. Real badasses have more pressing (read: badass) things to do than write books.

[ANebulousMistress]

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

It must've been ghost-written. Real badasses have more pressing (read: badass) things to do than write books.

Tell that to Ian Fleming.

[Gruumash .]

ANebulousMistress wrote:

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

It must've been ghost-written. Real badasses have more pressing (read: badass) things to do than write books.

Tell that to Ian Fleming.

"That's rightyou tell hm ANebulousMistress."

"Hey Anklebiter aren't you supposed to be working the register at my packie? Get back to work."

[ANebulousMistress]

Gruumash . wrote:

ANebulousMistress wrote:

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

It must've been ghost-written. Real badasses have more pressing (read: badass) things to do than write books.

Tell that to Ian Fleming.

"That's right you tell him ANebulousMistress."

He's dead. Good thing I'm a medium...

lights candles, begins the seance

gets punched by ghost of Ian Fleming

Ow. I blame Grummash for this.

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

Pffft. I could hogtie Ian Fleming with my badass tied behind...[Sees Gruumash.]

ah--I mean, this is a very good vintage, sir, excellent choice, would you like it gift-wrapped?

[TheWhiteknife]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didnt Ian Fleming and Christopher Lee serve together in WWII? Man, the adventures they must have had...

[Crimson Jester]

TheWhiteknife wrote:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didnt Ian Fleming and Christopher Lee serve together in WWII? Man, the adventures they must have had...

No the badassdom they both enjoy comes from being distantly related.

[Crimson Jester]

Step Cousins as per Wikipedia.

Also found this tidbit...

Quote:

Lee has a longstanding personal interest in the occult, maintaining a library of over 12,000 books which is largely devoted to the topic.

[TheWhiteknife]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Step Cousins as per Wikipedia.

Also found this tidbit...

Quote:

Lee has a longstanding personal interest in the occult, maintaining a library of over 12,000 books which is largely devoted to the topic.

So he didnt play Sarumen, so much as Sarumen played Christopher Lee?

[ANebulousMistress]

TheWhiteknife wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Step Cousins as per Wikipedia.

Also found this tidbit...

Quote:

Lee has a longstanding personal interest in the occult, maintaining a library of over 12,000 books which is largely devoted to the topic.

So he didnt play Sarumen, so much as Sarumen played Christopher Lee?

I hope not. Saruman was Sauron's b!~&# in the books. Christopher Lee had better not be played by a b~!#+.

[Frank the Mime]

........

[Gark the Goblin]

Gruumash . wrote:

What does everyone think about Con Air?

This is about all I know about it. Also that a plane breaks a guitar labelled "hard rock" and apparently a bunny needs to get back into a box.

[George the Rabbit]

[Sam Jackson]Bunny, won't go back in the motherf+~*ing box![/Sam Jackson]

[Gark the Goblin]

People who know more about Nic Cage than I should listen to this.