Discuss.
No, because they have PMG and Sara Marie, who in no way paid me to say this.
but if they would like to Aberzombie is taking donations. ;)
Preposterous!
I AM NOT EVIL. I AM ROBOT.
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Depends who you ask.
Me: no.
My wallet: yes.
Paizo can make my wallet cry itself to sleep cuddled up to my never-used d12. They tell stories to each other. And they try to understand each other's pain, but they are both jealous of the other.
Certainly not!
Oh great. That's settled, then. I was worried for a moment...
There's only one way to find out: the Goatee Test.
If more than 50% of Paizo employees have goatees, Paizo is evil.
There's only one way to find out: the Goatee Test.
If more than 50% of Paizo employees have goatees, Paizo is evil.
All those pictures of the staff with mustaches should speak for themselves. (And no whining about them not being real - just putting one on makes you a dark-hearted cad.)
Yep. No two ways about it. EVIL.
Indications are that they aspire to be evil, but aren't quite there yet. If they were actually evil, there'd be a succubus in charge, or at least in charge of 'public relations'.
Trusting that this post has been useful, your tireless (including frequent extended lunches on expenses) crusader for the naked truth,
Ask A Succubus Journalist.
Chief Technical Officer
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There's only one way to find out: the Goatee Test.
If more than 50% of Paizo employees have goatees, Paizo is evil.
Sorry—mostly mustaches.
They are EVIL!!! I've been told there are no PrCs on UC. Leaving us PrC fans orphaned? EVILLLLL!!!
Sorry—mostly mustaches.There's only one way to find out: the Goatee Test.
If more than 50% of Paizo employees have goatees, Paizo is evil.
I don't know about the evil part, but clearly the dwarven trait for facial hair is dominant; even the women have mustaches! Certainly this is further proof of the conspracy by dwarven alchemists sneaking Numerian nanoprobes with dwarven mustache RNA payloads into the water supply and snack machines!
I would say they are NOT evil. If you payed more than you can afford, that is your fault, not theirs.
No, let's examine what they actually do. They listen and respond to their customer base, creating quality, thought out products, and charging an industry appropriate amount for them. They also provide PDF versions more cheaply, and ultimately GIVE all the information in these products away for free via the PRD. Consequently, they are charitable, and provide value to their customers!
Their actions improve the economy - if it didn't, they would not remain profitable, and would go out of business. Therefore, since their very existence leads to a better world... they are, in fact, good.
The greatest evil that Paizo is guilty of is releasing new subscription PDFs in waves. I'm going absolutely bananas waiting for the email saying I can download the PDFs, all the while knowing that some people already have it!! It's more cruel than the vilest BBEG from the darkest AP could conceive.
There's only one way to find out: the Goatee Test.
If more than 50% of Paizo employees have goatees, Paizo is evil.
I have 100% of a goatee, does that make me evil? :) And my mom swore I'd never amount to anything.
I have 100% of a goatee, does that make me evil? :) And my mom swore I'd never amount to anything.There's only one way to find out: the Goatee Test.
If more than 50% of Paizo employees have goatees, Paizo is evil.
No, your Mirror Universe counterpart has a double-goatee. I wouldn't think anyone could pull that off, but he does. EvilPeople just voted him in their Top 10 Sexiest Evil People of 2011.
No. But stupidity is evil.
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No, your Mirror Universe counterpart has a double-goatee. I wouldn't think anyone could pull that off, but he does. EvilPeople just voted him in their Top 10 Sexiest Evil People of 2011.
:{)> <-- me in my single goatee smiling
>:{{)>> <-- the Mirror Universe me in double goatee smiling evilly
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We can answer this question by answering the opposite question:
Is Paizo Good?
Yes. therefore, it is NOT evil. (except the beautiful Lilith.)
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Am I Evil?
...Yes I am.
<looks at the half-eaten cookie in his hand>
Wha ... what exactly is in these cookies of yours?
Am I Evil?
...Yes I am.
<looks at the half-eaten cookie in his hand>
Wha ... what exactly is in these cookies of yours?
Soylent Green, of course.
Nice passive aggressive approach you're attempting there with the cross postings, PMG. I personally think wielding Mjolnir would be more effective. Or Force Lightning. But that's me. ;-)
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Sometimes, it feels good to lay the pimp hand on the malefactor that's tampering with your baby. There's just way too much work one creates for themselves to placate the unruly out of a sense of fairness when they mistake it for self-entitlement. This where you need to step in and declare: this is not a democracy; it's a PMGocracy. *click*
