Ambrosia Slaad |
"Mine!" x Umpteen
Ah, a very wise puffin indeed who uses the Toothbrush method to unburden himself of all possessions.
{opens FaWTL Bestiary, finds Puffin entry, and scribbles in "Solipsist semantic satiation (Su)" as special ability}
Studpuffin |
Studpuffin wrote:"Mine!" x UmpteenAh, a very wise puffin indeed who uses the Toothbrush method to unburden himself of all possessions.
{opens FaWTL Bestiary, finds Puffin entry, and scribbles in "Solipsist semantic satiation (Su)" as special ability}
I mine, therefore MINE!!!!
Attack Kobold #23 |
My current application for the Guild is still being checked for traps, and thus is pending.
I am imminently qualified to be your Archnemesis because I can spell both 'imminently' and 'archnemesis' properly.
I will also ensure that the already entrenched flesh eating bats which I left in your lair when I was there last week are perfectly balanced between 'hungry enough to devour you' and 'not suffering from malnutrition'.
Also, I just placed a tripwire somewhere in this thread. I won't say what it's wired to, however.
The 8th Dwarf |
Well, you really don't want to be his arch supporter.
I might apply I am not sure though.... Are there any other requirements than annoying you?
Being Australian I do have access to a multitude of the worlds most deadly snakes, spiders, octopuses, monotremes, bugs, reptiles and marsupials.
So should the situation arise I could utter the command "UNLEASH THE PLATYPUS".
Spanky the Leprechaun |
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Hey!
YOU Rat Soup Eatin, Powder Blue Smurfass Kermit the Frog on Steroids Wolverine Wannabe, born insecure, giant fly eatin, gopher tortoise egg suckin, jive ass CR 1/2, 5 c.p. treasure in your pocket protecter, charisma diarrhea dump stat havin, random encounter poster child!
Get to the nearest Arby's and FIX. ME. A. SAAAAAAAMIIIIIIICH!CH!CH!CH!CH!
JMD031 |
My current application for the Guild is still being checked for traps, and thus is pending.
I am imminently qualified to be your Archnemesis because I can spell both 'imminently' and 'archnemesis' properly.
I will also ensure that the already entrenched flesh eating bats which I left in your lair when I was there last week are perfectly balanced between 'hungry enough to devour you' and 'not suffering from malnutrition'.
Also, I just placed a tripwire somewhere in this thread. I won't say what it's wired to, however.
Sorry, this post is too coherent for my needs but thank you for your interest.
JMD031 |
Wet Blanket wrote:Well, you really don't want to be his arch supporter.
I might apply I am not sure though.... Are there any other requirements than annoying you?
Being Australian I do have access to a multitude of the worlds most deadly snakes, spiders, octopuses, monotremes, bugs, reptiles and marsupials.
So should the situation arise I could utter the command "UNLEASH THE PLATYPUS".
See my previous work experience with Mr. Leafar the Lost. Platypi are funny, however the only thing that makes your application stand out is the whole "I'm Australian" thing. Personally I'm not sure I can handle that level of insanity.
JMD031 |
Hey!
YOU Rat Soup Eatin, Powder Blue Smurfass Kermit the Frog on Steroids Wolverine Wannabe, born insecure, giant fly eatin, gopher tortoise egg suckin, jive ass CR 1/2, 5 c.p. treasure in your pocket protecter, charisma diarrhea dump stat havin, random encounter poster child!Get to the nearest Arby's and FIX. ME. A. SAAAAAAAMIIIIIIICH!CH!CH!CH!CH!
This is a strong candidate. However, I don't see any reason to foil this individual on a regular basis. I'll keep your application on file and get back with you.
Abraham spalding |
The 8th Dwarf wrote:See my previous work experience with Mr. Leafar the Lost. Platypi are funny, however the only thing that makes your application stand out is the whole "I'm Australian" thing. Personally I'm not sure I can handle that level of insanity.Wet Blanket wrote:Well, you really don't want to be his arch supporter.
I might apply I am not sure though.... Are there any other requirements than annoying you?
Being Australian I do have access to a multitude of the worlds most deadly snakes, spiders, octopuses, monotremes, bugs, reptiles and marsupials.
So should the situation arise I could utter the command "UNLEASH THE PLATYPUS".
HA! You think that's insane? I'm looking on immigrating to Australia!
Mikaze |
Mikaze wrote:Be careful with these. You never know when Brick Top will show up to apply.Who?
Someone that is really way too much into the concept of "nemesis".
JMD031 |
JMD031 wrote:HA! You think that's insane? I'm looking on immigrating to Australia!The 8th Dwarf wrote:See my previous work experience with Mr. Leafar the Lost. Platypi are funny, however the only thing that makes your application stand out is the whole "I'm Australian" thing. Personally I'm not sure I can handle that level of insanity.Wet Blanket wrote:Well, you really don't want to be his arch supporter.
I might apply I am not sure though.... Are there any other requirements than annoying you?
Being Australian I do have access to a multitude of the worlds most deadly snakes, spiders, octopuses, monotremes, bugs, reptiles and marsupials.
So should the situation arise I could utter the command "UNLEASH THE PLATYPUS".
Would you consider playing football without a helmet? Do you believe that climbing a sheer cliff with no gear is a "good time"? Do you go around antagonizing local wildlife just for fun? Just because you decide to move to a place doesn't make you like them. People who move to America take years to become full fledged A-holes.
JMD031 |
JMD031 wrote:Someone that is really way too much into the concept of "nemesis".Mikaze wrote:Be careful with these. You never know when Brick Top will show up to apply.Who?
Um ok
JMD031 |
JMD031 wrote:Studpuffin wrote:I do not see your name on it.I. Said. Don't post in my thread.
Thank you.
It's right there. Jeez, like you wouldn't even notice if the lightning struck you...
Also, stop posting in my thread!
You are a poor substitute for Leafar. I'm afraid I will be unable to allow you to be my archnemesis.
Abraham spalding |
Abraham spalding wrote:Would you consider playing football without a helmet? Do you believe that climbing a sheer cliff with no gear is a "good time"? Do you go around antagonizing local wildlife just for fun? Just because you decide to move to a place doesn't make you like them. People who move to America take years to become full fledged A-holes.JMD031 wrote:HA! You think that's insane? I'm looking on immigrating to Australia!The 8th Dwarf wrote:See my previous work experience with Mr. Leafar the Lost. Platypi are funny, however the only thing that makes your application stand out is the whole "I'm Australian" thing. Personally I'm not sure I can handle that level of insanity.Wet Blanket wrote:Well, you really don't want to be his arch supporter.
I might apply I am not sure though.... Are there any other requirements than annoying you?
Being Australian I do have access to a multitude of the worlds most deadly snakes, spiders, octopuses, monotremes, bugs, reptiles and marsupials.
So should the situation arise I could utter the command "UNLEASH THE PLATYPUS".
I married an Irish-Italian woman, do in fact play rugby, climb regularly and... well again I married an Irish-Italian you don't get much more wildlife than that.
Studpuffin |
Studpuffin wrote:You are a poor substitute for Leafar. I'm afraid I will be unable to allow you to be my archnemesis.JMD031 wrote:Studpuffin wrote:I do not see your name on it.I. Said. Don't post in my thread.
Thank you.
It's right there. Jeez, like you wouldn't even notice if the lightning struck you...
Also, stop posting in my thread!
You don't get to pick.
Now stop posting here.
The 8th Dwarf |
JMD031 wrote:HA! You think that's insane? I'm looking on immigrating to Australia!The 8th Dwarf wrote:See my previous work experience with Mr. Leafar the Lost. Platypi are funny, however the only thing that makes your application stand out is the whole "I'm Australian" thing. Personally I'm not sure I can handle that level of insanity.Wet Blanket wrote:Well, you really don't want to be his arch supporter.
I might apply I am not sure though.... Are there any other requirements than annoying you?
Being Australian I do have access to a multitude of the worlds most deadly snakes, spiders, octopuses, monotremes, bugs, reptiles and marsupials.
So should the situation arise I could utter the command "UNLEASH THE PLATYPUS".
Cool what state/city? where are you coming from ? If you want sun and alternative culture Queensland is the best state, If you want a mix of everything New South Wales is good, if you want psudo euro arty farty with good coffee Victoria, if you want rural England Tasmania, if you want vineyards, churches, and serial killers then South Australia, if you want big mining money isolation, lots of South Africans and good music Western Australia, if you want wilderness and craziness The Northern Territory and if you want porn and politics The Australian Capital Territory.
Abraham spalding |
Cool what state/city? where are you coming from ? If you want sun and alternative culture Queensland is the best state, If you want a mix of everything New South Wales is good, if you want psudo euro arty farty with good coffee Victoria, if you want rural England Tasmania, if you want vineyards, churches, and serial killers then South Australia, if you want big mining money isolation, lots of South Africans and good music Western Australia, if you want wilderness and craziness The Northern Territory and if you want porn and politics The Australian Capital Territory.
We are currently looking around Perth (though that isn't final yet) it partly depends on where we can find work (the wife has her BS of Psychology while I'm simply really good unskilled labor technically).
JMD031 |
JMD031 wrote:Would you consider playing football without a helmet? Do you believe that climbing a sheer cliff with no gear is a "good time"? Do you go around antagonizing local wildlife just for fun? Just because you decide to move to a place doesn't make you like them. People who move to America take years to become full fledged A-holes.I married an Irish-Italian woman, do in fact play rugby, climb regularly and... well again I married an Irish-Italian you don't get much more wildlife than that.
Is she originally from Jersey? Otherwise, I'll still have to deny your application.
JMD031 |
JMD031 wrote:Studpuffin wrote:You are a poor substitute for Leafar. I'm afraid I will be unable to allow you to be my archnemesis.JMD031 wrote:Studpuffin wrote:I do not see your name on it.I. Said. Don't post in my thread.
Thank you.
It's right there. Jeez, like you wouldn't even notice if the lightning struck you...
Also, stop posting in my thread!
You don't get to pick.
Now stop posting here.
Post.