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Does this mean we all get one rib?!? And we get to pour soda in our hands? I'm in too!
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Blisters on one's toe in Toebiterland are exceedingly dangerous, however. And we'll just sit back and let Citizen Badger find out what happens when he wears too many weapons at once!
I need to watch this again. Its been too long.
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This is gonna be fun!
Oh I have some bad A** Mu**e*f**kin theme songs.
... but no fishtank shoes, so we can't take you seriously.
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Also, if you see our leader grabbing a shovel, for gods sake, man, run.
Ron seems to like it.
Hee hee!s
Quickly:
--Welcome, Comrade Jeff! I think you're a pretty cool dude and mi casa es su casa, even if you're the only one in here who's going to vote for Obama.
(Well, maybe Kirth and Gark, I don't know. Gark, if you're reading this: don't vote for Obama. Kirth: I'm not going to tell you what to do.)
--Mad Badger: This is, unfortunately, not a Crimson Masque moment. It was just The Black Goblin.
and, finally,
--Vive le Galt!
(Well, maybe Kirth and Gark, I don't know. Gark, if you're reading this: don't vote for Obama. Kirth: I'm not going to tell you what to do.)
This might be one of the elections I sit out, which forces the candidates to say "Holy crap, we pissed off Kirth enough for him to openly shun us! We better get our act together!" Because, really, Obama = Dubya = Romney, with no meaningful differences that I can detect.
Voting is for ninnies!
Srly, though, imho, voting is for ninnies. At least it has been so in my lifetime.
So, Citizen Workshop, if you're out there, you're going to have to explain your job to me.
You write code. Uh, what does that mean? Like, you're making programs for sale or what?
And, please, use small words. About the most I can do with computers is troll Paizo and download porn.
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(Well, maybe Kirth and Gark, I don't know. Gark, if you're reading this: don't vote for Obama. Kirth: I'm not going to tell you what to do.)This might be one of the elections I sit out, which forces the candidates to say "Holy crap, we pissed off Kirth enough for him to openly shun us! We better get our act together!" Because, really, Obama = Dubya = Romney, with no meaningful differences that I can detect.
I am disappointed that you would so openly shun the Worker's Party for the Advancement of Both Goblinkind and TheWhiteknife's Desire for Graft. (WPABGTDG for short)
It may be true that Obama=Dubya=Romney, BUT
Doodlebug Anklebiter > Tom Wopat > A three legged bobcat > cotton, the fabric of our lives.
I hope this clears things up for you.
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Hey, Comrade Knife! Pass that shiznit!
[bubble bubble bubble]
I'm high on life.
And drugs.
But seriously, Im just trying to do my best to keep this as a fake poli-troll thread.
I think.
Plus, I have a personal mission to mention Tom Wopat as many times as possible.
All the "I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka" talk had me in a silly mood.
Sweet Dude. Troll away. Seems we gathered some folks over here from our talking politics ... how did they know to come on over?
Wait who are we voting for and who are we not voting for now? I thought Comrade Anklebiter was going to be president and then I get a Kommissar position and a bunch of phatt LOOT.
Only if we win the election. So I suggest you start working on slogans. Here are 2 to get you started:
"Tired of voting for the lesser of 2 evils? This year vote goblin, the greater evil! ------message paid for by the Friends of the WPABGTDG Association."
or
(on a button that features me doing a pouty-face)
"You wouldnt want to take away my illegal kickbacks, would you, mister?"
Edit- thought of some more
"Voting is for ninnies! Now get out and vote for me!"
"Doodlebug Anklebiter- better than Tom Wopat"
"Doodlebug Anklebiter - has his own theme music"
The Elder Party already has dibs on the "why settle for the lesser evil" schtick.
How about "honest corruption in politics since 2010". Or "all our enemies die in fire while we laugh". Maybe "gimmie the loot or I burn your house down". Or ..."Squirrel!"
Or "all our enemies die in fire while we laugh".
I like that one. Its very Amon Amarth-y.
Edit- I would seriously vote for someone with this slogan.
Or "all our enemies die in fire while we laugh".I like that one. Its very Amon Amarth-y.
Edit- I would seriously vote for someone with this slogan.
Comrades Lenin and Stalin were big fans of the violent removal of political "interference". Comrade Goblins would simply have more fun with the same practice!
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The association of goblins with evil, looting, illegal kickbacks, and The Dukes of Hazzard is evidence of your guys's buying into Paizo's bigoted Big Lies. We do like fire, though.
To be fair, goblin "treasure hoards" equate to access to bulldozers and the local landfills ...
That is no fair, Comrade. I only associated myself with illegal kickbacks, and everyone knows that I am a dire corby, not a goblin.
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DOOM! in 2012!
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Hahaha I get it ;)
So, Citizen Workshop, if you're out there, you're going to have to explain your job to me.
You write code. Uh, what does that mean? Like, you're making programs for sale or what?
And, please, use small words. About the most I can do with computers is troll Paizo and download porn.
You ever watch CSI? When they cut to the laboratory and the guys in white coats are doing all their sciencey stuff? All that needs to be recorded. In days past, it was on paper. Today, it's in an electronic format. So I write a program that the lab guy uses to record how much sample he used in a test, which instrument he ran it on, and make sure that instrument is calibrated.
I hope that helps. And thanks!
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My lord, Lord Dice, explained it all to me: goblins have a much easier time living in the goblin kennels than out in the wide, wide world making hard decisions about self-determination.
If you work hard enough in the goblin kennels, you get to sleep in the kitchen of the great house, right next to the warm, warm fire place and you're taken out of rotation to run in the goblin hunts; I'm living proof the system works!
See Doodlebug, that's a stooge. (Don't tell Dicey I said that.)
My lord, Lord Dice, explained it all to me: goblins have a much easier time living in the goblin kennels than out in the wide, wide world making hard decisions about self-determination.
If you work hard enough in the goblin kennels, you get to sleep in the kitchen of the great house, right next to the warm, warm fire place and you're taken out of rotation to run in the goblin hunts; I'm living proof the system works!
Shouldn't you be in casting meetings for who will play you in Uncle Dicey's Cabin? It's bad enough to be a stooge, but to be a stooge for an orc?! You probably like Marmaduke too!
Where's the tart harlots? I like them saucy. I'll vote for that candidate that supplies me a plethora.
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Uttering the name of the horse-sized dog is bad luck.
Shouldn't you be in casting meetings for who will play you in Uncle Dicey's Cabin? It's bad enough to be a stooge, but to be a stooge for an orc?! You probably like Marmaduke too!My lord, Lord Dice, explained it all to me: goblins have a much easier time living in the goblin kennels than out in the wide, wide world making hard decisions about self-determination.
If you work hard enough in the goblin kennels, you get to sleep in the kitchen of the great house, right next to the warm, warm fire place and you're taken out of rotation to run in the goblin hunts; I'm living proof the system works!
When I have to fill out the census form, I'm, only "half orc" /wink
Uncle's Dicey's Cabin was very good book, which I read in high school, written by Harriet Beecher DICE BABY!
(Sorry, I had to. *blush*)
Edit:
So, Citizen Workshop, if you're out there, you're going to have to explain your job to me.
You write code. Uh, what does that mean? Like, you're making programs for sale or what?
And, please, use small words. About the most I can do with computers is troll Paizo and download porn.
You ever watch CSI? When they cut to the laboratory and the guys in white coats are doing all their sciencey stuff? All that needs to be recorded. In days past, it was on paper. Today, it's in an electronic format. So I write a program that the lab guy uses to record how much sample he used in a test, which instrument he ran it on, and make sure that instrument is calibrated.
** spoiler omitted **
I hope that helps. And thanks!
Hey, Citizen Workshop, just saw this--
So, when I invited you to come over here with your question, it was before I realized that all of the f+++ing Libertarians were turning my thread into, as Comrade Knife put it, a fake politroll thread.
I never intended this thread to be merely fake politrollery, but I'm going to hold off on attempting to answer your question for a while so that all the Stooges of the Plutocracy (TM) who are polluting my thread can have some kicks before I unleash the irrefutable juggernaut of Marxian criticism.
My lord, Lord Dice, explained it all to me: goblins have a much easier time living in the goblin kennels than out in the wide, wide world making hard decisions about self-determination.
If you work hard enough in the goblin kennels, you get to sleep in the kitchen of the great house, right next to the warm, warm fire place and you're taken out of rotation to run in the goblin hunts; I'm living proof the system works!
[Slaps Dicey across the face]
You are a f%@#ing disgrace. Show some dignity, buffoon!
Uncle's Dicey's Cabin was very good book, which I read in high school, written by Harriet Beecher DICE BABY!
Yup, that was a good one.
Down with Simon Legree!
Hey, Citizen Workshop, just saw this--So, when I invited you to come over here with your question, it was before I realized that all of the f$*+ing Libertarians were turning my thread into, as Comrade Knife put it, a fake politroll thread.
I never intended this thread to be merely fake politrollery, but I'm going to hold off on attempting to answer your question for a while so that all the Stooges of the Plutocracy (TM) who are polluting my thread can have some kicks before I unleash the irrefutable juggernaut of Marxian criticism.
No worries. I asked the question in earnest, and I'm patient. And I love the Stooges. Larry, Moe, Curly, Shemp . . . they're all good guys. Stooges of the Plutocracy would've been a great name for one of their shorts.
I'll admit, I've fallen from my socialist roots. I still dream of socialism, but I don't see the path in my day to day life. I've grown too moderate, I've become thankful for smart conservatives who make me defend my ideals. No joking, help me find my way.
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...I'm going to hold off on attempting to answer your question for a while so that all the Stooges of the Plutocracy (TM) who are polluting my thread can have some kicks before I unleash the irrefutable juggernaut of Marxian criticism.No worries. I asked the question in earnest, and I'm patient. And I love the Stooges. Larry, Moe, Curly, Shemp . . . they're all good guys. Stooges of the Plutocracy would've been a great name for one of their shorts.
I never understood why so many are pro-Stooges; I just don't get it. To me, the Marx Brothers were much funnier and more inventive.
So, down with the Stooges of Plutocracy! Up with Marxism! {stands in line for another bowl of Duck Soup}
I never understood why so many are pro-Stooges; I just don't get it. To me, the Marx Brothers were much funnier and more inventive.
So, down with the Stooges of Plutocracy! Up with Marxism! {stands in line for another bowl of Duck Soup}
I like both. The Stooges don't seem to require as much critical thinking, while the Marx bros keep you on your mental toes. Both have their place. Of course, I'm also a fan of Laurel & Hardy, and Abbot & Costello. And Red Skelton.
But I will say that that's one form of Marxism I can totally get in line with!
What about Carlo Marx from On the Road?
When I was in high school, there was a girl who was pregnant by a dude with the last name Marx. I was all like "You've got to name him Karl!" but I think she went with Jared.
What about Carlo Marx from On the Road?
Never had the desire to read Kerouac. And I'll be honest: I had to do a search to learn about On the Road.
I guess I always figured that if I wanted to read a drunkard's writing, I'd stick with Poe.
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He wasn't a drunk when he wrote OtR--he was a benzedrine addict!
He wasn't a drunk when he wrote OtR--he was a benzedrine addict!
Oh, in that case . . . oy vey.
On the Road is a beautiful work of literature, even if you pointedly ignore its beatnick roots and just read it as English words on a page.