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I am so awesome I don't need hookers and blow to be awesome. But would they make you a tiger-blooded tornado of awesome? Charlie Sheen knows the answer to that. EDIT: Wait, nevermind. I already used that joke like 6 years ago. That is NOT awesome of me!
Same goes for an American butcher, but it wouldn't be the unit that was causing the problem...
Visual clip.
I would not be surprised if he wears a cape at some moment. NO CAPES!
Well, Rovagug is trapped at the center, does that count?
It's very simple. You just need to make sure to... SQUIRREL!!!"
Beignets were declared the official state doughnut of Louisiana in 1986. You could have just said, "States have official doughnuts," and, to my mind, that would be a wondrous enough entry for this thread! P.S. Here's a list of official foods for my state:
Spoiler:
State fruit - Tomato; red grapefruit
State bread - Corn bread State dish - Chili con carne State nut - Native pecan State pastries - Sopaipilla and Strudel State cookie - Mexican wedding cookie State pepper - Jalapeño State native pepper - Chiltepin State pie - Pecan pie State snack - Tortilla chips and salsa State vegetable - Sweet onion One will note that we have both an "official pepper" AND and an "official native pepper!"
Civil democracy is dead. It was body slammed in Montana
i loooove scotch and whiskey and gin You realize that Scotch is a kind of whisk(e)y, right?
You be you, too Or, better yet, UB40.
I'm sure they can top that, bigly. Yooj-ly, even!
we have the same problems up here, on a smaller scale because we have a less populated country, but we have similar problems up here. You have MUCH worse problems than we do. Your beer is $13 a pint.
You'd expect them to be RPG nerds, but it turns out they're the most politically informed people in the US, bar none! Hire them immediately!"
For Cordin, everything changed the day of his 12th birthday, when his parents were taking him to the theater to see a play about his hero, Blackjack, when their carriage suddenly came to a stop... I'm Batman! For the last time, no, you are not.
If Matt Damon is unacceptable in a Chinese-made movie set in China, is it equally unacceptable for, say, Jackie Chan to star in an American-made movie set in America? Just wondering what the limits are. (That said, I don't like Matt Damon and don't understand why he's in the movie.)
I think one should simply consider using other idioms for calling things as they are or cutting through irrelevant details. Was it Orwell who advised against using any idiom you didn't coin yourself?
In a lot of Paizo AP modules, the village guards ARE double-digit CR outsiders. And for some reason no one thinks it's odd that a devil capable of subjugating entire kingdoms spends decades sitting with 5 of his friends in room C12 cutting up turnips, because sooner or later the adventurers will happen by and it would be disappointing if the fight wasn't suitably epic.
All that being said, in my 30-odd years of playing and GMing experience, there is one definite thing I can say about a GM who makes all his/her rolls in the open: Those tables are far more deadly to the players. More deadly to the characters, certainly. I roll in the open and have yet to see a player drop dead at the table.
A lot of people have the exact same opinion about a DM "fudging" dice rolls.
there was Sesame Street's The Count well before eitherYou'll never look at the Count in the same way again.
You mean Bussard ramjets don't really work? :(
I guess you never have a 'bad day' or a 'bad week', either? ...and then anthropomorphized it to the point where I demanded revenge against a unit of time? Clarification: There's a difference between (a) noting a statistically large number of unfortunate occurrences within a given interval, vs. (b) actually blaming that interval for those occurrences.
So I am in a pathfinder carrion crown campaign and the DM running it is a super min/maxer. The group has a magus, a samurai, and a slayer. Assuming you're really serious about the DM, my advice is to fire all members of the group, and instead advertise for a cleric, a wizard, and a witch or bard.
I am so daggone sick of comic book superhero movies that I sort of wish Marvel would kill them ALL off, just to give us a break.
I don't favorite my own posts, mostly because I'm afraid it would be a distraction when I constantly click on "Favorited by Others."
That was actually Joss Whedon in disguise. Spoiler: Just kidding. Please continue.
No one controls Donald Trump... ...not even Donald Trump!
And what a disappointment it was! The Tomb seemed to go from "irrevocably snuffed out, no save" in 1e to "DC 10 Fort or take an insignificant amount of damage" in 3.5.
In this context. In the parlance of our times. "Mark it eight, Doodle!"
Was it Steve Brust who said something like "Sarcasm works a lot better when you lightly dust a phrase with it, instead of drenching every word."
A new set of Starfleet uniforms was intended to be introduced in the 1994 film Star Trek Generations...COOOOOOOOOOL For the record, Star Trek is the poster child of nerd subculture. It could therefore be considered the very antithesis of "cool."
But damn it, they forgot my red beans n' rice! Man, that's a crime against all of humanity. Rice and peas are the staple of all Caribbean and Creole cooking.
this time around we've finally invented robots, so this dilemma may, for the first time ever, actually finally be solved. ...until the andys start sneaking back to Earth and I have to give up my day job to go around "retiring" them.
Think back to the viscious death she gave Meryn Trant, She drowned him in maple syrup?
started to reread Sender's Game. The sequel, Receiver's Game, is even better.
The 1973 motorcycle film Electra Glide in Blue has no pseudo-Greek lettering and is awesome.
Misli, gammi gra'dil
we're calling Aachen 'Akwizgran' I think you guys have too many letters and are just trying to get rid of them through overuse!
I suspect that, if you want to convince a bunch of rabid foaming-at-the-mouth Tolkien fanbois that fighters can be as awesome as wizards without being "too Anime," then as soon as you reference something called "One Punch Man" you've lost the entire thread and might as well give up.
If you really want to see, go ahead and post a full fighter build and see what druid can do in comparison. I can guess from experience how that will come out: 1. For everything the druid does, we get "You shouldn't do that!" or "The DM shouldn't allow that!"
This is great advice if you want to make sure that approximately no one I've ever played with will willingly come anywhere near your table.
Pathfinder Unchained page 101 in, appropriately, the alignment section and right after the picture of Seelah in a John Woo movie (lots of doves.)Which book there was that illustration with Seelah enrage besides a tree with two signs "This way to Antipaladin Castle" and "This way to orphanage on fire" pointing to opposite directions and the antipaladin laughing hidden behind the tree ?I'm going to guess either Ultimate Campaign or Pathfinder Unchained. No one puts ranks in Perception anymore!
Da guy ain't got no sensayuma.
This just kicks Xanatos in the jibbly bits. This is a Paladin. Paladins cannot lie. This is a Paladin who just said, "No. This man is a liar." I'm interested in this Negate Bluff (Su) ability that paladins apparently get. Does it only work within their aura? Or within hearing? On the same plane? Does it have the [language-dependent] descriptor? Does it automatically overcome a glibness spell, or do I need to make an opposed check or something? I feel like I should be using it more often, but I can't seem to find it in the rules.
HK-57 will always have that distinction for me.
Here's a paladin that was contemporaneous with Anderson's.
Cash is the PBR of music.
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