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Sara Marie: I had a question about a character i'm building adn jessica said you were working on these rules right now and might could help me.
Sara Marie: She's a mermaid and I want to put armor on her fins and then armor spikes on that....
jason: I will kill you
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I can picture Jason humming "under the sea" while setting the office on fire
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Sara Marie: I had a question about a character i'm building adn jessica said you were working on these rules right now and might could help me. She's a mermaid and I want to put armor on her fins and then armor spikes on that....
Gary: can i have spiked tentacles?
Sara Marie: lol, no response which i assume means he's on his way to customer service with armor spikes
Christopher: So, if you can enchant armor spikes like weapons, what happens if I make them dancing?
Crystal: Can I buy armor spikes on my armor multiple times and get more damage?
Sara Marie: if he runs into james office and grabs a dogslicer, pelase let me know
Jessica: will do, but I think James has an armor spikes question for him too so he might use it on him first
Christopher: Best. Day. Evar.
Jessica: Rob's still in Jason's office.
Ashley: send the intern in for a rescue mission. no scratch that. I like her
Jessica: I can't. She had a question for him about armor spikes on a mount.
Sara Marie: no response from jason. ooh wait. "I will kill you"
Christopher: Success!
Crystal: Sara Marie says you're making all kinds of crazy promises to her for my mermaid game!
Jason: You are all dead to me.
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Can I multi class as a druid/alchemist so I can take an ape animal companion, give him a tumor, and then give them both armor spikes?
Follow up question:
If I cast animal growth on the ape animal companion, does the tumor gain reach also?
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I have fulfilled my mission quota by facing things far scarier than Jason. 1-2-3 Not it.
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cs erik: It sounds funny in my head, but if I say it out loud... that's how I get punched in the face.
who would do-haHA
Damn I could go for some fajitas right now.
Adam: What is that? Does that say "fajitas?"
John: Whaaa?
Adam: Oh, nevermind. I saw Faiths & Philosophies and thought it said "fajitas."
John: "Faith & Fajitas" sounds like quite the religion.
Adam: Sounds like Texas.
+1
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RAWR.
crystal:
ashley: im going to have to create a file for the mental images i do not need
christopher: I have many things to help you fill that file, Ashley.
You have no idea just how many things that are out there for that file ... o.0
I see that armor spikes are a new fad in Paizo. Will this influence the incoming artwork for Wrath Of The Righteous and accompanying books?
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Overhead at the last dungeon delve on Sunday of PaizoCon 2k13, otherwise known as Shaqnarok:
Wes Schneider:: Is your character made of more than twenty percent water?
Player: Um...yes?
Wes Schneider: Then Shaq drinks you! Roll a Fortitude save.
Unfermented pickle juice is lazy.liz: Do not want goblin beer.
liz: It would probably taste like fermented pickle juice
...So I'd find it in a goblin camp, is what you're saying...
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Rob: I'd pick a nightgaunt over a shantak any day, because not only will it fly you around, but it'll also tickle you when you're feeling down.
I read that as testicles...Gary: can i have spiked tentacles?
Ow... Could you imagine using that as a weapon?
1d4 + 1d4 SAN damage...
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Meanwhile, in the warehouse:
Matt: So your animal companion is... a human?
Mika: Yes.
christopher: Your ranks in Craft(manifesto) are of no help here.
crystal: But that's where I put all my ranks!
crystal: That and "Perform: mobster monologue"
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robot chris: I read that as Lobster Monologue
You's tryin' to get smart wit us?
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Well, I think calling Cosmo "human" is a bit of a stretch. Just use the stats for ape.Meanwhile, in the warehouse:
Matt: So your animal companion is... a human?
Mika: Yes.
...with the "Creepy Mustachioed" simple template applied.
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[Source redacted]: Patrick is essentially a llama, except with less spitting.
Sara Marie: roombas on the other hand
Sara Marie: i have STAIRS planned for them
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The Geneva Convention does not apply when the Roomba is weaponized into a Sharkatnado
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Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager
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sara marie: and in return for you mockment, i will throw products at you
christopher: In that case, I'd like to request a life-size Merisiel plushie.
cs erik: plushie.... I don't know if something filled with knives can be considered a plush...
justin: ... and everyone takes 80d6 of damage!
** spoiler omitted **
Tis but a scratch.
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sara marie: this is would be an awesome kickstarter
sara marie: need: $1000 to draw several things with armor spikes
sara marie: pledge $20 and get PDF with art
sara marie: pledge $50 and get PDFs and a print of your choice
sara marie: pledge $100 and get all teh prints
christopher: $1200 Stretch Goal: Picture of Jason Bulmahn's rage-contorted face when it's delivered.
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Methinks someone from Paizo should seek out some real armor with spikes on it, ask to borrow it, and wear it to work one day.
Paizo Customer Service Algorithm
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Methinks someone from Paizo should seek out some real armor with spikes on it, ask to borrow it, and wear it to work one day.
Spiked armor doesn't offer a bonus to CMD against defenestration, and probably grants Bulmahn a circumstance bonus to his CMB for the maneuver as well. I'm going to have to pass on this one.
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Crystal: I'm too lazy to open the PDF. So I stood up [to get the book off the shelf]
Robot Chris:I'm too lazy to post that in the overheard thread
Christopher: too lazy to comment on the laziness of others.
Sara Marie: sigh, i guess its up to me
Liz: Jump on that grenade Sara!
Crystal: Jumping sounds like a lot of work for a Monday
Christopher: Flop disinterestedly on that grenade.
Justin: meh, just let the grenade come to you
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Jason: I'm not sure this monster is powerful enough yet.
John: I know just the thing to fix that. If .
Jason: I like it. Run with that. It's sufficiently cruel.