Overheard at the Paizo office

[Sara Marie]

cs erik: Okay Cosmo, I'll bite...

[Sara Marie]

gary: what if i'm mailing a goat?

robot chris: can't mail goats, only bees and chickens

gary: that goat lied to me!

robot chris: what if I want to fax my goat?

liz: We do not support goat faxing at this time.

[Chris Self]

Sara Marie: step one

Sara Marie: are you a billy goat?

Sara Marie: step two

Sara Marie: are you near a bridge?

Robot Chris: how do I know if I'm a billy goat?

[Patrick Renie]

Mark: "My hair is amazing—I know it's amazing. Go ahead, look at it, say it: 'It's amazing.'"

[zylphryx]

Chris Self wrote:

Robot Chris: how do I know if I'm a billy goat?

Are you gruff?

[thunderspirit]

zylphryx wrote:

Chris Self wrote:

Robot Chris: how do I know if I'm a billy goat?

Are you gruff?

Yeah, I went there. :-D

[Orthos]

zylphryx wrote:

Chris Self wrote:

Robot Chris: how do I know if I'm a billy goat?

Are you gruff?

Bring me... a donut.

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: if someone is asking, the official answer is: Soon™

[Thomas LeBlanc]

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: if someone is asking, the official answer is: Soon™

I thought CCP had already trademarked that...

[Sara Marie]

[redacted]: i will facekick the next person who calls [redacted] "[redacted]"

[stormraven]

Oh... a MadLib!

What is: rogue "rouge"

[Jiggy]

Sara Marie wrote:

[redacted]: i will facekick the next person who calls [redacted] "[redacted]"

stormraven wrote:

What is: rogue "rouge"

Monks/underpowered

Mom/fat
RAI/RAW
RAW/RAI
Mayonnaise/food
MLP/childish
Anything/overpowered
Fox/news
Mythic/epic

I'm out of ideas. Rogue/rouge probably wins.

[,]

Wonders who would be trying to use their face to kick some one....

[Oladon]

, wrote:

Wonders who would be trying to use their face to kick some one....

[redacted] would, clearly.

[Chris Lambertz]

Gary You stop making up words this instant.

[Tirq]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Gary You stop making up words this instant.

Didn't I tell you to stop making up animals?!

[Cheapy]

Jiggy wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

[redacted]: i will facekick the next person who calls [redacted] "[redacted]"

stormraven wrote:

What is: rogue "rouge"

Monks/underpowered

Mom/fat
RAI/RAW
RAW/RAI
Mayonnaise/food
MLP/childish
Anything/overpowered
Fox/news
Mythic/epic

I'm out of ideas. Rogue/rouge probably wins.

Russ Taylor almost tore my face off for accidentally calling a clarification "errata", so I'm going with that one.

[Sara Marie]

gary: see, this is why we do testing!

[Sara Marie]

liz: I could have used you to baste a chicken with!

[Sara Marie]

liz: Do I need to break out my apothecary table?

[Pyromaniac]

We need a flammability test.

[Oladon]

There is one... it's called "light it on fire, see if it burns".

[Pyromaniac]

I approve!

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: my spoonmonster will revolutionize the way you game

[Sara Marie]

gary: this salad is the best kind of salad: full of meat

[Gary Teter]

sara marie: i laugh because otherwise i would shriek in terror

[Liz Courts]

Wes: *grumping about being in meetings instead of his office*
Erik Mona (to Wes): "Tell me of your homeworld Usul."

[Cosmo]

Sara Marie: hot dog

Sara Marie: speaking of hot dog

Sara Marie: i had the wierdest dream

[Ross Byers]

Robot Chris's phone, on speaker: Please say a command.

Robot Chris: NO!

[Sara Marie]

jenny: Wait... did I miss an opportunity to italicize?!?

[Sara Marie]

lisa: So say Mona. So say we all.

[thunderspirit]

Liz Courts wrote:

Wes: *grumping about being in meetings instead of his office*

Erik Mona (to Wes): "Tell me of your homeworld Usul."

My work meetings are NEVER this cool. :-|

[Sara Marie]

ross: Is it just me, or is it weird that we have [redacted]?

gary: quiet you

gary: kidding. it is weird

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: nothing is weird to me anymore, except maybe this: [redacted].

[Cosmo]

Sara Marie: I always feel so grown up when I manage to not make a terrible joke!

[Chris Lambertz]

Fiddling with things that make the packages go.

Ross I'm not sacrificing a goat.

[stormraven]

Well, the goat ain't gonna kill itself, Ross... just saying.

[Crystal Frasier]

Andrew: So my wife said "That's gotta be Crystal in this newspaper photo. She's like, 6'2"!
Crystal: Yeah, I am grotesquely large.
Sara Marie: Oh, come on.
Crystal: Not my word for it. That's how the doctor described it.
Sara Marie: You need a new doctor.

[thunderspirit]

Sara's right — time for a new doctor.

[Cosmo]

Gary: it's possible, but it's kind of evil

Lissa: kind of evil?

Gary: ok, mostly evil

Liz: Hrm.

Gary: there's a teensy bit of non-evil, but its really mostly evil

Sara Marie: just like me!

[Crystal Frasier]

Sara Marie: The baby does love the texture of fur in his mouth.

Sara Marie: So Crystal, play date with The baby and The doggy?

Crystal: That would be super-awesome!

Lissa: It's no coincidence that The doggy loves the the texture of mouth on her fur.

[Sara Marie]

gary: i want a tiny pie maker!!

gary: it will make tiny pies for me

robot chris: or a mini pie baker?

gary: and when it's not making tiny pies it will clean the kitchen for me

gary: rappelling up and down the cabinets like a skyscraper window washer

robot chris: ah, I think you'd want the pie making attachment for the roomba

gary: little pie man squeegie

robot chris: it will take hours to make the pie, since it's powered by dust bunnies, but it'll make it

gary: no i do not trust roomba to make tiny pies

gary: it will eat them

gary: it will eat far too many

gary: and then beep plaintively

gary: "roomba requires pepto!"

robot chris: and then you have to decide between liquid and tablets

robot chris: and it's just awful

[Orthos]

Sara Marie wrote:

cs erik: Okay Cosmo, I'll bite...

Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been.

[Adam Daigle]

Sutter: I couldn't tell whether you didn't get the joke or you were playing the Patrick character.
Patrick: That's not a character, Sutter.

[ulgulanoth]

who's Patrick? since when is there a Patric?

[Cosmo]

ulgulanoth wrote:

who's Patrick? since when is there a Patric?

Patrick Renie is one of the Devs downstairs. He's been here for a little while.

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: My best jokes often take much explanation before they make sense.

Alvarez: ...or are funny.

[ulgulanoth]

Cosmo wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

who's Patrick? since when is there a Patric?

Patrick Renie is one of the Devs downstairs. He's been here for a little while.

why can't i remember that guy?