robot chris: robo-grandma, with yarn lasers!
ross: I read 'yam lasers', which I guess still works.
Technically, I'm pretty sure yam lasers work better, as you can actually make them.
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{flips open Bestiary to look up rules for creating a dire shark with a frickin' yam laser beam}
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Cosmo's new avatar is a spiritual mirror; what you see is a reflection of your own soul.Would explain why I thought he had no avi anymore...
You may just be hallucinating from the methane fumes coming off some of the threads around here. Just to be safe, don't light any cigarettes.
"FIRE THE YAM LAZER!"
Shoop. Da. Whoop!
gary: down the hatch with delicious fruit pugs!
Gary's eating pugs now? I thought he was going to stop at guinea pigs...
You know, he's always given me that "V" vibe... has anyone ever tried to peel off his face?
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gary: down the hatch with delicious fruit pugs!Gary's eating pugs now? I thought he was going to stop at guinea pigs...
Pugs are the ninja-like lesser known leg of the Tripod of Evil that also includes Pomeranians and Chihuahuas. They have had plans to eat all you two-leggers for decades, so the PMG is merely attempting to forestall their inevitable betrayal. {re-adjusts tinfoil-lined Christmas hat}
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gary: You know what we really need? A for the messageboards!
sara marie: I know! I've been advocating for that for like, a year!
gary: You and your mile long list of ponies! On the other hand I've pretty much stopped adding things to my todo list because everything is already on there :)
gary: You know what we really need? A for the messageboards!
sara marie: I know! I've been advocating for that for like, a year!
gary: You and your mile long list of ponies! On the other hand I've pretty much stopped adding things to my todo list because everything is already on there :)
Oh good, I don't have to yell at Gary for being at work today. ;)
Merry Christmas, sm!
Jeff Alvarez: There are worse things!!!
I'm afraid! ;_;
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Jeff Alvarez: There are worse things!!!I'm afraid! ;_;
You don't have to be able to outrun Jeff's machinations; you just have to be able to outrun Cosmo.
Director of Sales
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You don't have to be able to outrun Jeff's machinations; you just have to be able to outrun Cosmo.Jeff Alvarez: There are worse things!!!I'm afraid! ;_;
Yeah... But to do that, you have to avoid the many tripwires and pitfalls I have installed for just such an occasion.
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sara marie: is this inappropriate for over heard thread?
I was going to make a comment about me running around in a , but, meh, that kinda crossed the line.
ross: I'm all for shaming Chris
blue chris: Would you remove it if it were quoting you?
sara marie: hmmmmm
crystal: Yeah; that crosses the line
gary: if anybody posts anything related to chris running around in a i will remove it... just on principle
sara marie: is this inappropriate for over heard thread?
I was going to make a comment about me running around in a , but, meh, that kinda crossed the line.
ross: I'm all for shaming Chrisblue chris: Would you remove it if it were quoting you?
sara marie: hmmmmm
crystal: Yeah; that crosses the line
gary: if anybody posts anything related to chris running around in a i will remove it... just on principle
In before the lock. ;)
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sara marie: is this inappropriate for over heard thread?
I was going to make a comment about me running around in a , but, meh, that kinda crossed the line.
ross: I'm all for shaming Chrisblue chris: Would you remove it if it were quoting you?
sara marie: hmmmmm
crystal: Yeah; that crosses the line
gary: if anybody posts anything related to chris running around in a i will remove it... just on principle
Brilliant way to get around the limit, Sara. =) I'm impressed.
Does Gary remind anyone else of Val Kilmer's character from Real Genius by reading these?
Now that you mention it...
Does Gary remind anyone else of Val Kilmer's character from Real Genius by reading these?Now that you mention it...
Does that mean Gary is going to get all fat like Val Kilmer too? ;)
Does that mean Gary is going to get all fat like Val Kilmer too? ;)
The PMG is like the Doctor's TARDIS; he is dimensionally transcendental, aka bigger on the inside than out.
Kilmer is like the Inspector's DARSIT, smaller on the inside than out.
{goes back to listening to Childish Gambino on his iPod}
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blue chris: Unrelated: do not do an image search for "carbuncle" when attempting to post in the "cute monsters" thread.
blue chris: I was unaware that said word had a medical meaning.
cs erik: Oh god that's right!
sara marie: did you try "cute carbuncle"? I bet that would help.
blue chris: No...I was too horrified and mentally scarred from the first attempt
robot chris: I don't want to know what it is
gary: i bet "acute carbuncle" will get better results
robot chris: my job has worms! cans of them!
sara marie: well, goblin cosmo would butcher french lyrics just like real cosmo does...Note: Any butchery that occurs while I wield the french language is done entirely intentionally.
Like the other day when a friend of mine said "Bonne annee 2012", and I responded " And a Bony knee to you too"?
You heard it here, Cosmo burns crosses!
Err...
cosmo: We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.
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cosmo: err... cross that bridge...
Why would you want to cross a bridge that is burning?
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Why would you want to cross a bridge that is burning?cosmo: We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.
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cosmo: err... cross that bridge...
He's just that dedicated to customer service.
He's just that dedicated to customer service.Why would you want to cross a bridge that is burning?cosmo: We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.
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cosmo: err... cross that bridge...
QFT. ;-)
Besides, doesn't it make more sense than simply remaining on said bridge?