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[Redacted]: And we all know what the right way to do things is, right?
[Redacted 2]: ...the way that you want it done?
[Redacted]: That's right! GodDAMN, I like my team!
How? HOW do you get that level of compliance from your subordinates?! I must know!
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some tongue twisters just need to be shared,
try saying this 10 times fast,
"LOLing lolita Lolth"
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Robot Chris: you people are horrible
Robot Chris: but I <3 you
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redacted 1: so there seems to be 3 schools of cupcake bras
redacted 2: They make cupcake ones!? And here I am wearing a lollipop one like a sucker...
Great, now I'm trying to picture who had this talk and how much of it was a verbal mix-up.
I am NOT googling that...
What are the three schools?
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DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN
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Oh, the humanity!
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An even more important question: who is Crookshanks?Errol, as in Errol Weasley. A more important question: who is Pigwidgeon?Katina Mathieson, Customer Service Errol
Some mornings, I feel like Crookshanks. But then there is coffee.
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Money Chris: Let me poke [redacted] to see how on fire it is.
Survey says...?
liz: Oh god some of my posts are old enough to go to school
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Julie: AAAAAH why would you link me to a steamsale!?
Julie: ;_;
Ashley: oh julie
Katina: Poor Julie.
Katina: You will learn.
Ashley: I'm sorry this is how you're being introduced to Liz's death attack (wallet)
Sara: poor julie's wallet
Me: >:D
Sara: Liz is wallet gninja
Tanis: ^^
Lissa: ^^^
Me: I will find your weakness.
Me: I will study it.
Me: And then I will strike when you least expect.
Katina: Liz has a very particular set of skills.
Julie: Many tears
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redacted 1: so there seems to be 3 schools of cupcake bras
redacted 2: They make cupcake ones!? And here I am wearing a lollipop one like a sucker...
Great, now I'm trying to picture who had this talk and how much of it was a verbal mix-up.
I am NOT googling that...
What are the three schools?
I did Google it...
I still don't know the three schools.
And now I'm wondering on the lollipop bra...sounds like a sticky situation with all the rain up there.
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Diego I have finally come to terms with knowing that if a predatory animal ever tries to chase me I am just going to get eaten.
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redacted: you are correct, i do run on spitePremium or unleaded?
Crude and corrosive.
redacted 1: so there seems to be 3 schools of cupcake bras
redacted 2: They make cupcake ones!? And here I am wearing a lollipop one like a sucker...
Great, now I'm trying to picture who had this talk and how much of it was a verbal mix-up.
I am NOT googling that...
What are the three schools?
I did Google it...
I still don't know the three schools.
And now I'm wondering on the lollipop bra...sounds like a sticky situation with all the rain up there.
So did I, and if you ask me, the three schools are:
1) Bras shaped like cupcakes
2) Cupcakes shaped like bras
3) Covering your upper torso with dough, frosting and candied fruits, letting the mixture solidify and hoping for the best.
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Diego I have finally come to terms with knowing that if a predatory animal ever tries to chase me I am just going to get eaten.
Don't call warehouse raptors animals! Do you want to hurt their feelings?!
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Robot Chris: beige tree
Robot Chris: beige tree
Robot Chris: BEIGE tree
Robot Chris: damnit
Robot Chris: anyway the tree is large
Robot betrayed by computerized auto-correct function? Is that the start of cybernetic civil war?
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Robot Chris: oh
Robot Chris: that was what that yell was
Robot Chris: it happened so fast
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Robot Chris: I'm delicious!
Robot? I'd expect more of a crunchy... All that metal and plastic...
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christopher: I feel like giving a cat robot arms will not end well for humanity.
Well, when the cats get thumbs the humanity will be technically obsolete. I suspect that cats will keep us around to open fridges and cans, and pour milk anyway just to not have to do that themselves.
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christopher: I feel like giving a cat robot arms will not end well for humanity.Well, when the cats get thumbs the humanity will be technically obsolete. I suspect that cats will keep us around to open fridges and cans, and pour milk anyway just to not have to do that themselves.
Astronavigatrix Third Class
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Mark I feel like we're missing out if we don't give it a subdomain.
Crystal What subdomains does this god provide?
Mark Demon, Ferocity, Fur, and Resolve.
Crystal ...
Mark Stick with what you've got.
Owen Somebody HAS to use the Fur subdomain.
Crystal I refuse to use the Fur subdomain until I can add a zipper to the equipment list!
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redacted: But I guess spite isn’t really supposed to be part of our customer service repertoire...
This explains why you removed Cosmo the Great and Powerful from Customer Service....
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Correction: This is why I left it.redacted: But I guess spite isn’t really supposed to be part of our customer service repertoire...This explains why you removed Cosmo the Great and Powerful from Customer Service....
Ia! Ia!!
Data Entry Cleric of Abadar
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Scott: Ashley's slow spell has been metamagiced to increase the area of effect
Ashley: just pretend im your cell phone provider and im throttling your data
Scott: just pretend im your customer and i'm switching to a different provider
Ashley: good point. pretend im comcast.
Scott: then i hate you
Scott: while continuing to give you money
Scott: so then i also hate myself
Ashley: aaaand my work here is done
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Pretty sure Comcast and Liz are rival G'ninja clans.
I think you have offended Liz, G'ninjas, and clans in single sentence.
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Pretty sure Comcast and Liz are rival G'ninja clans.
Comcast is more like a gang of half-orc thugs. "Nice internet connection you have here. Sure would be a shame if something bad happened to it."
Edit: And just like real gangs, cable companies have distinct territories. I pay my protection money to Time Warner. And if some new player rolls in trying to install fiber optic, there will be a turf war.
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Pretty sure Comcast and Liz are rival G'ninja clans.
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