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That's Gold
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cosmo reading from Ap#71: Human Antipaladin 11.
cosmo: I have the biggest mancrush on Brandon Hodge.
An antipaladin that goes all the way to eleven?
That's my second favorite time!
sara marie: have you told anyone you're working for paizo yet?
: Just my family. It's been delicious watching the rampant speculation
I figured it out when he moved.
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I figured it out when he moved.sara marie: have you told anyone you're working for paizo yet?
: Just my family. It's been delicious watching the rampant speculation
Well, that has been the prevailing consensus.
ban him! ban him!
Don't ban cheapy.
What he said.
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maybe the dragon could breathe ballistas
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sorry no
we should try to keep this realistic
Rob: Assume the fetal position!
Which is much better than assuming the "squeal like a hog" position. ;)
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Cosmo's real name is Cosmo?
Wow, I thought it was just unpronounceable by human mouth-parts, and Cosmo was a nickname.
Well... correct on both counts, actually. "Cosmo" is as close as you're going get to my Truename.
Cosmo's a man of wealth and taste...
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Cosmo's a man of wealth and taste...Cosmo's real name is Cosmo?
Wow, I thought it was just unpronounceable by human mouth-parts, and Cosmo was a nickname.
Well... correct on both counts, actually. "Cosmo" is as close as you're going get to my Truename.
Been around for a long, long years, stole many a man's soul and faith...
Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager
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gary: the beauty of BBQ truck is it comes to you
gary: and if it doesn't come to you, go and get it, bring it to yourself, and then let all the air out its tires so it can never ever leave again
gary: thereby reserving all delicious goodness for oneself
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I wanted to thank everyone for the well wishes from a couple pages ago. Moving has been a bit of an adventure, and there have been some unrelated complications in my life lately keeping me off the forums, but it is nice to see.
I might not be around as much or as often, but I promise you haven't seen the last of me.
Also, I want to thank Christopher/Karel for keeping my chair and my iMac company.
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Gary has your chair. I have some malformed abomination that even the demons in Hell felt was too uncomfortable to torture people with.
I do have your iMac and peripherals, though. And, dude, you should clean your keyboard sometimes. ;)
It is a nice chair.
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cosmo reading from Ap#71: Human Antipaladin 11.
cosmo: I have the biggest mancrush on Brandon Hodge.
Now I want to solve for [redacted].
Vampire half-succubus? (perhaps descended from that couple in D2?)
I am a Grognard, I have that cred. I played with the original Red Box, or 1st Ed where monks had d4 hit dice, there were no damage caps for fireballs (or lightning bolts), there are white hairs on my head, my belt size is no longer 30", and sometimes I pass up sex for a really good meal.
That being said, sometimes Set pulls something out of his ancient crusty arse and I feel young enough and have the moves to audition for a boy band.
God Bless Set.
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Sara Marie: HOLY S~@% I JUST SAW A BEAR IN REDMOND
Crystal: We saw a coyote a few years ago
Sara Marie: this was like the size of 8 coyotes put together
Robot: do not put together 8 coyotes
Justin: like 8 coyotes in a bear suit? Is that a thing?
Robot: it's what nightmares are made of
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i think I saw one of those on that show 'Immortalized' on AMC
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Robot Chris Lunchboxes are just compact picnic baskets.
Christopher So are campers.
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robot chris: the bear was probably on it's way to fred meyer or something
sara marie: gary just made terrible jokes about how I spotted bear next to the bear creek school
crystal: Gary makes a lot of bad jokes. Just *slides on shades* bear with him
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robot chris: the bear was probably on it's way to fred meyer or something
sara marie: gary just made terrible jokes about how I spotted bear next to the bear creek school
crystal: Gary makes a lot of bad jokes. Just *slides on shades* bear with him
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Sara Marie: oh, your death can serve as a plot point trope!