Overheard at the Paizo office

[Rysky]

Sara Marie wrote:

chris: what topics nearly immediately go south?

katina: politics
...
katina: bird migration

Thank you, Katina ^w^

[Christopher Anthony]

Katina: Is electrotherapy the answer to everything? The answer may shock you!

[Rysky]

>_>

[Sara Marie]

[redacted a]: I’ve made a lot of accidental money

[redacted b]: Does remind me of the time I gave myself $3.21 million in store credit

[Chris Lambertz]

William [awesome quote that I, Chris, said] needs to go on overheard

Christopher So do it, scrub.

[William Ellis]

Chris: it's like a viking funeral

Chris: but with a blender

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina Just say "Customer Service" 3 times while facing a mirror in the dark and then Cosmo will appear.

[Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina Just say "Customer Service" 3 times while facing a mirror in the dark and then Cosmo will appear.

Be warned, however...

[Christopher Anthony]

"I say to you againe, doe not call up Any that you can not put downe."
- H.P. Lovecraft, The Case of Charles Dexter Ward

[Sara Marie]

erik k: Furthermore that sounds hilarious
erik k: And makes me feel slightly dead inside

[Cosmo]

Me: Is Sara Marie in yet?
Katina: Not yet. She's having trouble getting out of her driveway due to the snow.
Me: I see.
Katina: Yes, that's the problem.

[Katina Davis]

Sara Marie: *bursts out laughing*
Sara Marie: I mean...
Sara Marie: *ahem* These people are very immature. >_>

[Sharaya]

Diego: You kids and your youth...
Katina: I remember the dial up sound, if that makes you feel any better?

[Christopher Anthony]

Sara Marie: tea is probably better for me than more sad

[Diego Valdez]

Katina: *Points at screen* Look, it's in Google!

[Sara Marie]

katina: did [redacted] just threaten to hit people with a [redacted]? Because I support that.

[Rysky]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: tea is probably better for me than more sad

Fact!

Also, *offers hugs*

[Sara Marie]

Rysky wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: tea is probably better for me than more sad

Fact!

Also, *offers hugs*

It's ok. Thanks.

Spoiler:

It was a typo for soda.

[Rysky]

Sara Marie wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: tea is probably better for me than more sad

Fact!

Also, *offers hugs*

It's ok. Thanks.

** spoiler omitted **

oh... still fact!

Tea is your friend ^w^

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: what is a verb for "to mind-blow"?

[Feros]

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: what is a verb for "to mind-blow"?

Discombobulate?

[Steve Geddes]

Is using the word Encephalojob against forum rules?

[bishop083]

Sara Marie wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: tea is probably better for me than more sad

Fact!

Also, *offers hugs*

It's ok. Thanks.

** spoiler omitted **

Is it bad that my brain decided to read "sad" as "salad"? It changed the quote and confused me when rysky replied with a hug.

[Rysky]

bishop083 wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: tea is probably better for me than more sad

Fact!

Also, *offers hugs*

It's ok. Thanks.

** spoiler omitted **

Is it bad that my brain decided to read "sad" as "salad"? It changed the quote and confused me when rysky replied with a hug.

1) Hugs are awesome.

2) Tea is better than salads.

[Haladir]

Rysky wrote:

bishop083 wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: tea is probably better for me than more sad

Fact!

Also, *offers hugs*

It's ok. Thanks.

** spoiler omitted **

Is it bad that my brain decided to read "sad" as "salad"? It changed the quote and confused me when rysky replied with a hug.

1) Hugs are awesome.

2) Tea is better than salads.

And salads are better than soda.

[Cosmo]

Chris: I’m glad I am surrounded by such caring professionals
Chris: ... and Katina

[Rysky]

Cosmo wrote:

Chris: I’m glad I am surrounded by such caring professionals

Chris: ... and Katina

Why am I under the impression that you took... liberties with the name of the person pointed out?

[Sara Marie]

diego: We were so young and naive back then. Now we have this:
katina: gonna just go ahead and get THAT nightmare fuel out of my face

[Rysky]

Sara Marie wrote:

diego: We were so young and naive back then. Now we have this:

katina: gonna just go ahead and get THAT nightmare fuel out of my face

Is Diego getting revenge for the puns?

[Readerbreeder]

Cosmo wrote:

Chris: I’m glad I am surrounded by such caring professionals

Chris: ... and Katina

Has Katina polymorphed into an ooze, that she can surround Chris all on her lonesome?

[Nyan Cat]

Readerbreeder wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Chris: I’m glad I am surrounded by such caring professionals

Chris: ... and Katina

Has Katina polymorphed into an ooze, that she can surround Chris all on her lonesome?

Oozy hugz iz still hugz.

[Chemlak]

I'm hoping someone at Paizo writes a detailed blog post about why the Katina is the best weapon ever created.

[Limeylongears]

Chemlak wrote:

I'm hoping someone at Paizo writes a detailed blog post about why the Katina is the best weapon ever created.

As eeeeverybody knows, she can slice through a tank barrel.

[Sara Marie]

katina: we should probably each have emojis of our own faces
...
katina: for business purposes

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: If you were looking to not be enabled, you are talking to the wrong group of people.

[Steve Geddes]

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: If you were looking to not be enabled, you are talking to the wrong group of people.

Speaking as a long term addict subscriber, this is truth.

[Diego Valdez]

You have no idea the kind of wallet attacks that happen in the office... These are the kind that have a crit threat range of 2-20 and do x4 damage to wallets.

[Rysky]

Diego Valdez wrote:

You have no idea the kind of wallet attacks that happen in the office... These are the kind that have a crit threat range of 2-20 and do x4 damage to wallets.

Soooooo Liz turned the place into a Haunt, eh?

[Diego Valdez]

Oh, Liz wallet attacks auto crit, auto confirm, and outright kill wallets.

[Rysky]

Diego Valdez wrote:

Oh, Liz wallet attacks auto crit, auto confirm, and outright kill wallets.

Yes, Liz the person. The akashic remnant of the Gninja's presence that coalesced as a Haunt though....

[Diego Valdez]

Katina: Well now I just had an idea of [redacted horror]. Why does my brain do this to me?
Me: Well, that is horrifying in a number of ways.
Sharaya: Woooooow
Sara: Katina, I was just thinking the exact same thing!
Me: I no longer feel bad about the [redacted].
Me: At all.
Sara: Best team ever

[Liz Courts]

Heh Heh Heh.

ghostly voice: Treeeeeeeeeat yoooooooo seeelllllllf

[Drejk]

Diego Valdez wrote:

Katina: Well now I just had an idea of [redacted horror]. Why does my brain do this to me?

Me: Well, that is horrifying in a number of ways.
Sharaya: Woooooow
Sara: Katina, I was just thinking the exact same thing!
Me: I no longer feel bad about the [redacted].
Me: At all.
Sara: Best team ever

Great Deranged minds think alike?

[Readerbreeder]

Liz Courts wrote:

Heh Heh Heh.

ghostly voice: Treeeeeeeeeat yoooooooo seeelllllllf

So that's where that voice keeps coming from!

[Insane KillMaster]

Drejk wrote:

Diego Valdez wrote:

Katina: Well now I just had an idea of [redacted horror]. Why does my brain do this to me?

Me: Well, that is horrifying in a number of ways.
Sharaya: Woooooow
Sara: Katina, I was just thinking the exact same thing!
Me: I no longer feel bad about the [redacted].
Me: At all.
Sara: Best team ever

Great Deranged minds think alike?

FTFY.

they aren't mutually exclusive, Hell, Deranged minds tend to be great minds to start with.

[Sara Marie]

katina: we're all technically adults here

diego: We have all physically aged enough to be considered adults

[Sara Marie]

katina: Also, with the addition of Pets of Paizo, I've decided that we need to make Stickfinder for dogs

katina: I ROLL TO GET A STICK
katina: YAY I GET A STICK

[Christopher Anthony]

Who's a good dog?

Perception: 1d20 + 34 ⇒ (16) + 34 = 50

It's you! You're a good dog!

[Sara Marie]

katina: I HEARD COOKIES

diego: That made me wish steak cookies were a thing

sara marie: i mean, there are cookies called cow pies

katina: i feel like filets are kinda like the cookies of steak
katina: or just lil steak bits for fajitas or something. Lil steak chunks

sara marie: is steak tartare like eating cookie dough then?

katina: Sure?
katina: if you bake the beef tartare, it turns into meat cookies
katina: maybe
katina: i have no information to back that up